𝐈𝐈. 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆

  𝑷𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑺𝑬, 𝑪𝑨𝑳𝑳 𝑴𝑬 𝑫𝑰𝑪𝑲

[levithaen-a]

DICK  HAS  MOVED  --->   LEVITHAEN

[comicpsds-blog]

THINGS PINNED IN A DISCORD SERVER PT. 1 shitposting quotes – feel free to change pronouns/add names/ect!

I swear there’s a ghost that moved in here now.

I can’t even carry myself to work sometimes.

Return the slab.

DREAM OF THAT BIG THANKS DICK.

Find my name and add me on FB if you ain’t a bitch.

Sometimes a family can be 10 dads and a garbage child.

Hi wheezin I’m dad.

Imma be the princess of Iceland

Is pokemon considered a videogame?

DON’T HATE ON MY ANIME.

Death by a thousand pins.

100% Big Foot energy

I love you guts

Now with 20% more protein

If you squeeze a grape do you think it gives you a little whine.

You’re in Satan’s ass crack I’m in his toes or something smh

Maybe the real callout was the friends we made along the way.

hello we require 5 years of experience, also you need to know how to summon satan and you have to be available to be my cousin’s surrogate if ever needed xoxo

Little do they know… I know how to summon satan.

Alexa wikihow how to get a sugar daddy with 0 effort.

Alexa wikihow to fight your boss and not get fired 

Alexa wikihow to become a surgeon 

If I was a god of thunder or a queen all my problems would be solved.

I would suffer and die for everyone here.

Your suffering leveled you up.

I’m so excited to die.

You shouldn’t have sucked a dick for furry.

How can I make ____ cry, now that’s a challenge.

Because I would be a cute cardigan bish.

Big mister fister energy.

Heal my depression, space nurse ___. 

I abandoned my old job by flying out of the state and never returning.

THEY ASK YOU HOW YOU ARE AND YOU JUST HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU’RE FINE BUT YOU’RE NOT REALLY FINE BUT YOU JUST CAN’T GET INTO IT BECAUSE THEY WOULD NEVER UNDERSTAND

Me in front of my mother, cousin and his wife: guess how much fucking i’ve done this year lads.

The only cheesy thing I like are my jokes.

Walmart is new age Jotunheim.

Large _____ fear now: he’s going to run out of capes.

The furry dick is epic.

I’m already a Disney princess yesterday i saved two baby ducks and one bug.

That’s exactly what someone about to murder someone would say.

I found ____ standing in the dumpster.

Your ghosts will always haunt you.

Holy fuck I knew midnight snacks would kill me.

What if i hoop doughnuts on your dick?

The toaster was there for us when no one else was.

THERE’S CUMMIES ALL OVER THE WALLS!

Guy fieri doesn’t need ____ you INSENSITIVE FUK.

____ thighs destroys lives.

His thighs could crush my head.

GHOSTS CAN’T RUN ACROSS RUNNING WATER.

Your face already looks like a tit.

How about you go float in a space buttplug for few months and then see how evil you look.

His anime face.

[jeantannens]

[mooseleys]

James Patrick Stuart on Frasier (1998)

[levithaen-a]

started back in college today so things may be slow for a while

[levithaen-a]

#𝐓𝐇𝐄  𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄  𝐎𝐅  𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊

sideblog  to  bahltzr

[levithaen-a]

𝐀𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂  𝟎𝟎𝟏   ;   𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊  𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍   ;   𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐘

[righteusa]

“  am i more than you bargained for yet  ?  “

    > @levithaen

[levithaen-a]

            ❛    𝙳𝙴𝙰𝙽       ------       don't       think       yourself       so       important       to       me         .            it       isn't       very       becoming       of       you         .   ❜

[levithaen-a]

what that mouth do tho 💦

noms

[yankos]

[levithaen-a]

vore me dick#6851  winks

[levithaen-a]

the   only   reason   richard   roman   was   picked   as   a   host   wasnt   because   of   his   political   status it   was   just   so   king   levi   could   make   ppl   say   dick

[scarydragonbitch-a]

PSA -

VILLAINS ARE VILLAINS.

Villains are not a precious little punching bag that’s going to stand there and take your shit and be sassy with their hand on their hip. If you mess with the bull you get the horns – if you push a villain, you will get the wrath of a villain. If your character is rude/disrespectful to a villain, especially one in a high place of power, and the villain lashes out (whether it be verbally or physically) – 

THEN YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE UPSET ABOUT IT. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT TO HAPPEN?

Don’t write with villain/cruel/evil characters if you can’t deal with a villain/cruel/evil character being less than nice to your precious cinnamon roll of a character. Surprise! That’s not how this works! If the villain suddenly kills your character without having spoken to you first, then you have absolutely every right to be mad. But if your character receives a verbal lashing or non-lethal physical response that is in character for the villain to give, then you need to deal with it. 

I’m also sick of this sense of prerogative way of thinking certain characters hold when it comes to villains. This mindset of, ‘oh this person is evil, bUT OBVIOUSLY THEY’LL LOVE ME AND I’LL BE THEIR SPECIAL SOMEONE THEY WON’T HATE ME OR TRY AND KILL ME.“ NO. STOP THAT. You cannot go into interactions with villains expecting them to absolutely fall in love with your character/be best friends with them. This is why it’s most times excruciatingly difficult to ship/bro-ship with villains. And even if this does happen, you should expect a villain to still be aggressive and/or rude from time to time. 

A VILLAIN DOES NOT STOP BEING A VILLAIN JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP.

I’ve written villains for a long time now, and one thing has been made perfectly clear – you will get shit for writing your character too IC and you will get shit for writing your character too OOC. You will be fucking cursed out for your character being aggressive to those who are rude to them, and you will be blasted for writing them being nice even just from time to time. So fellow villain writers – just let your villain flag fly. Don’t fucking listen to people who try and give you shit either way for your portrayal. To those who do not write villains – respect them. Just because your character is sassy and spunky, doesn’t automatically give them the right to try and be disrespectful to someone who is most likely superior to them.

TL;DR IF YOU CAN’T STAND THE HEAT, GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN. IF YOU CAN’T DEAL WITH SOMEONE BEING CRUEL TO YOUR MUSE, DON’T WRITE WITH VILLAINS.

[ask-echo-and-marissa]

^ THIS!

[levithaen-a]

no  one  wants  dick  more  than  sam

[levithaen-a]

#𝐓𝐇𝐄  𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐄  𝐎𝐅  𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊

sideblog  to  bahltzr

[amerrichavez]

Ben Affleck would be Batman.

James Patrick Stuart upon being asked what he would do with hell (via amerrichavez)

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