Teacher Levi educating students about sex
And he includes gay sex as well as straight sex.
“Use a condom because you’ll either get knocked up or get a disease. That and I’m pretty sure you don’t wanna spend your morning cleaning jizz out of your asshole.”
“If your gay and you’re the bottom, have asprin at the ready in the morning.”
“Tops buy your man some goddamn asprin. Be respectful damnit.”
“JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE BLEEDING FROM YOUR VAGINA DOES NOT MEAN YOU WON’T GET PREGNANT BECAUSE THOSE LITTLE SHITS WE CALL SPERM WILL FIGHT HARD TO MAKE YOU A MAMA.”
“If a man says his dick is too big for condoms…you run…..you run so fucking fast.”
“Don’t swallow jizz it’s bad for you.”
“I was required to say that.”
“Truth is spitters are quitters.”
“Pedophiles exist….fair warning.”
“If someone says no to sex THEN DON’T BE A SHITDICK FUCK OFF!”
*pelvic thrust* “Don’t do what I just did”
“LUBE. Lube is important. You will regret not using it.”
“Treat your girl right, eat your girl right.”
“Get tested, because if you give someone a disease, chances are you’re getting shot.”
*explains every sex position that comes to mind*
“Vibrators can be your friend.”
“Never Netflix and chill.”
*chucks condoms at everybody*
Throughout this lesson Eren wants to demonstrate all of those sex positions with his sex ed teacher, Armin has the most awkward boner, and Principal Erwin calls Levi to his office.
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