For I come to you with burgers

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[inmyvampireempire]

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[milf--adjacent]

[gamamzee]

☆ ☆ ☆

[teaboot]

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

[teaboot]

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

[teaboot]

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[winedark-maverick]

i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.

[txttletale]

this meeting could have been a thirty year long loveless marriage

[lamorchemoveilsoleelaltrestelle]

Adèle Haenel, Noémie Merlant and Luàna Bajrami in Portrait de la jeune fille en feu (2019)

[flowerynameslover]

Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019)

[elliewinter]

“Do all lovers feel like they're inventing something?”

Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019) directed by Céline Sciamma

[dailyflicks]

Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019) dir. Céline Sciamma

[greengableslover]

PORTRAIT OF A LADY ON FIRE | PORTRAIT DE LA JEUNE FILLE EN FEU (2019) dir. Céline Sciamma

[fonesecks]

saying “come over” to someone who lives 92657 miles away

[soymoss]

starling

[ploobytumbls]

I took a bus to a conference today and the bus driver fully stopped the bus to identify and chastise a person who was playing music out loud on their phone. That is how you get me to actually complete the customer service survey specifically so I can give you top ratings

[ploobytumbls]

It's days later and I'm still thinking about this man. Full ass bus pulled over to the side of a state highway with the hazards on, stalking down the center aisle intoning "ALL RIGHT. WHO'S GOT IT. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ON SPEAKER." I want to commission a statue of him. a hero. a king.

[kaibacorpintern]

Not OTP nor NOTP but a magical third thing: I’m indifferent to your ship but your fanart fucking slaps