so which one of you is the supervillain and which is the secret agent being tied up and tortured in a homoerotic manner by the supervillain
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@lewd-logic
so which one of you is the supervillain and which is the secret agent being tied up and tortured in a homoerotic manner by the supervillain
Nintendo’s next two products are a dedicated handheld and a dedicated console system. They’re called the Nintendo Dom and the Nintendo Sub.
“Until death do us part, briefly, followed by a mildly inconvenient period of rituals, and then we resume our time together,” the necromancer said with a illuminated grin and a teasing tone before kissing their newly wedded wife for the first time.
The concept of a “master bedroom” is so annoying when you’re trying to shop for a house optimized for living with a bunch of people 1 to a bedroom instead of a couple living with kids or whatever. That bathroom would be so much more handy if it wasn’t INSIDE the bedroom!
and the real estate agent gives you funny looks when you ask how many slave bedrooms it has
I think that is because they use the word "closet" instead. I don't know why they do that though.
Apparently part of the argument rests on the idea that intimate sex should have eye contact.
As an autistic: No.
As another autistic:
It is a kink. Intimate eye contact is in fact a fairly intense kink.
It actually happens to be one I often enjoy with people I’m very close to - making my sub look into my eyes, Sir grabbing my hair and making me look into his, etc.
It is definitely a fairly intense kink though - that would probably be too much for me outside of an established relationship.
If someone has it as an obligate kink for them, so that not doing it with their partner is a dealbreaker? Uh, I guess that is fine. Sounds kinda extreme but to each their own.
Someone trying to sell it as a requirement for sex to be intimate at all?
Well, that then goes in the same category as anyone else saying “it is only really love if you do the following intense kinky thing”.
That is a very bad category to be in.
If cyborgbutterflies doesn’t want to involve a kink in her sex life, be that spanking or eye contact, that is a question for her and her Master(/other partners?).
And other people should respect that. I guess if they want to try to talk it up to her that is one thing (but should be careful in doing so), but saying “you are doing sex wrong otherwise” or “you are a bad person otherwise” is very bad.
Don’t do that.
my pet proposal here is that the government announces a prize in advance for the development of a highly useful and pettable catgirl
and then you get trillions of dollars and get put in the public domain
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it’s apparently very sexy when cute girls talk about how they intend to live forever and experience the future of humanity
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What laws of physics do you kink on breaking, exactly, pet?
"Eeep! I shouldn't be more surprised by the inside of my head than you are!"
— my sub saying something silly after I demonstrated a result of her training
“that’s me
pure and chaste
entirely abstaining from the pleasures of the flesh”
“That can be arranged”
“what no please i like the pleasures of the flesh”
In the name of lewdness, could you draw Liz and Marcy wearing collars, linked by a really short chain?
Who did this
“that’s me
pure and chaste
entirely abstaining from the pleasures of the flesh”
“That can be arranged”
“what no please i like the pleasures of the flesh”
Comfortable restraints aren’t kink, they’re autism.
Why not both?
Hanging out with your cute sub while she is in just one of your t-shirts and a collar.