I wanted to be a pirate.

hi, i love tv shows.

[inthesensethat]

[pets-fun-house]

The committee against vacuum cleaners

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

[bpdritsu]

me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

google: elevate and apply pressure

me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses.

[the-descolada]

Are you sure

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

[gothboigucci]

[draculasdaughter]

pspspsps local horny vampires pspsps

[fuckdumbshit]

Cryptid that shoots you when you find out about it

[fuckdumbshit]

Glock ness monster

[malscare]

this is what GOOD PUSSY sounds like *sound of gun cocking

[dojakordei-deactivated20220203]

TAYLOR SWIFT Photographed by Beth Garrabrant & Max Wanger | evermore (2020)

[dinuguan]

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

IT Workers Share the Most Idiotic Things Non-Techies Have Told Them

[kodiak-attack-deactivated202103]

i remember one dude that came in last week that tried to convince me that his optical drive was his hard drive

[aubrey-plaza]

GET TO KNOW ME MEME: 2/10 FEMALE CHARACTERS ↳ RILEY BENNETT

[manny-jacinto]

COMMUNITY (2009–2015) ’Comparative Religion’

[chandra-telescope]

you’ve heard of existential dread and existential horror, now get ready for existential peace, which is that feeling when you stare up at the nightsky and think, “huh. i exist. that’s pretty neat.”

[typhlonectes]

[mintchocolateships]

can everyone rb this with their top song from spotify wrapped in the tags, i’m genuinely curious