[antimanifesto1973]

fuck it

[hellsite-yano]

wyd after smoking this

[hellsite-yano]

[ratcity]

I close the tumblr app and then I open it again. Hotel california

[gendernewtral]

*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it

[hungry-hyena]

[lochnessbian]

huge if true

[hangingfromchandeliers]

ladies if youre a kpoppie, please occasionally take the time to remind yourself that you are a fan of just some guy

[hiveswap]

ladies if youre into mcyt, please occasionally take the time to remind yourself that you are a fan of just some guy

[hangingfromchandeliers]

ladies?

[hangingfromchandeliers]

minecraft youtubers.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[triplicatesgirl]

[trailcams]

source

[zlink]

[whenstherapy]

i have No Idea What I Actually Look Like disease

[turbotrout]

do you ever see spoilers for a show you don’t watch anymore and just 

[adampvrrish]

i'm genuinely half in love with everyone i meet. i feel like andrew garfield

[muscosus]

andrew garfield (syndrome)

[birthdaypigeon]

No wait I was looking up why a blow job was called that and I found a historian who researched it and you’ll never believe what his name is

[birthdaypigeon]

JOHN GREEN

[memeclassheroes]

[scromit]

god made us in his own image.. well, almost. god's pussy hole and ass hole are in opposite places. the reason he made ours switched is for copyright reasons and also because he thought it would be entertaining to watch us try and figure out pooping and pussy stuff but the joke's on him because it's just a better set up overall and he's bitter about being stuck with his back pussy and front shitter. that's why he does all the mean stuff that he does to us: floods, corona virus, katy perry, pearl harbor

taking notes taking notes

[karometeenk]

What did you just call me? Cunt? Like the philospher?

[pukicho]

How would you die in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?

Bullet to the head

[phantomthread2017]

cant talk rn baby girl im too busy consuming problematic media