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[chrisgiuliano]

[lexical-libra]

Why do people say that Capricorn’s are the “problem solvers” of the zodiac? Like every time my cap boyfriend has to fix anything he acts like a frustrated 10 year old.

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

my common sense watching my idiot brain overthink everything

[trulyamood]

[fag-soul]

NSFW ASKS

1. What was your first “adult” experience? 2. What’s the hottest thing you’ve done to someone else? 3. Do you like giving head? 4. Do would you rather give head or receive it? 5. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? 6. Have you ever fooled around outside? 7. What are you wearing now? 8. Where is the craziest place you’ve done it? 9. Do you like sexting? 10. When you’re on top, what’s your favorite position? 11. Do you like eating ass? 12. Do would you rather eat ass or have your ass ate? 13. What are you wearing right now? 14. Where’s the most uncomfortable place you’ve ever done it? 15. Do you find older people/ partners attractive? 16. Do you like being naked or are you shy about it? 17. Have you ever fooled around with more than one person in one day? 18. Have you ever done stuff around other people? 19. Do you ever fantasize about an ex or a previous hook up? 20. Have you ever gotten or given car head while driving? 21. Have you ever hooked up with someone you weren’t supposed to hook up with? 22. Have you ever had a threesome? If not would you like to someday? 23. If you could have sex with any porn star, who would you choose? 24. Do you like getting tied up? How about tying someone else up? 25. Most embarrassing sex thing you’ve confessed to a friend? 26. Have you ever been caught fooling around? 27. How old were you when you started masturbating? 28. what was your go to sexual fantasy in high school? 29. What’s the highest number of sexual positions you tried in one session? (feel free to name a few if you can remember) 30. Would you suck on anyone’s toes or let them suck yours? 31. Favorite things to do or have done to you during foreplay? 32. What is the riskiest text you’ve ever sent? 33. Have you ever hooked up with a friend? 34. If you knew there would be no future repercussions, do you think you could ever be a porn star? 35. What’s an instant turn-on for you? 36. How old were you when you had for first kiss? 37. What’s the kinkiest thing a partner has asked you to do? Did you do it? 38. What’s the farthest you’ve gone on a first date and did you think that would happen before hand? 39. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold someone else? 40. Would you ever have phone sex? 41. What do you think of open relationships? 42. What’s the longest you’ve gone without jerking off? 43. Is there a position that you would like to try, but have not done yet? 44. Have you ever hooked up with a coworker? 45. What’s the most memorable sexual experience you’ve had? 46. Would you lick someone’s armpits or let them lick yours? 47. have you or would you try BDSM? 48. How many exes’ numbers are still in your phone? 49. Have you ever caught someone else having sex or masturbating? 50. What is your ideal romantic to sexual ratio? 51. Would you say you have a (Physical) type or type(s) and if so how would you describe it? 52. Have you ever had sex with someone that you weren’t really attracted to? 53. Is there a sexy scene from a movie or porn that you would want to try and recreate? 54. What do you find most attractive in a partner/ hook up? 55. Have you ever hooked up with your teacher/professor? 56. Big ass or big dick? 57. Do you like sending/ receiving dirty pictures? 58. Do you like to edge? 59. Have you ever recorded something sexual? 60. Do you like being dominated in bed, or do you like taking the lead? 61. What kind of underwear do you usually wear? (Boxers, Briefs, Jockstraps, etc.) 62. Do you like dirty talk? 63. Do you prefer to top or bottom? 64. Do you like your hair pulled? being spanked? etc. 65. Most inappropriate place or time you’ve gotten aroused? 66. Favorite sexual compliment you’ve ever received? 67. Do you own any toys? 68. What is your favorite position with you on the bottom? 69. What’s one public place where you would want to do it? 70. Biggest kink or fantasy you’re willing to admit? 71. What is your go to sexiest pair of underwear or outfit you own? 72. Does the thought of recording a video or being watched turn you on? 73. Do you shave? 74. Do you prefer your partner shaved, trimmed, or all natural? 75. Have you ever tried roleplay? if not would you? 76. What kind of outfit or clothing would you like to see a partner in? 77. Have you ever choked someone or been choked during sex? 78. If you only had 30 minutes left to live what would you like to try? 79. How often do you watch porn? 80. Last time you jerked off? 81. Have you ever done or received a striptease/ lap dance? would you want to? 82. Would you rather hear or watch a partner pleasure themselves for you? 83. What’s one thing you would like more of in bed? 84. What kind of porn do you usually watch? 85. Weirdest sexual experience?

[suck-it-and-phuck-it]

DO IT

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

Ask this bored homo anything

[naughty-femboy]

Please!

[west415coast]

I’m never on Tumblr so let’s do this. 😏

[lexical-libra]

[lexical-libra]

Okay,

Not many people actually give a fuck about this page, but I’m sorry for being away so long. I was focusing on finishing off my pre med degree and I’m finally graduating college soon! If anyone has any suggestions hit my inbox. I’ll try to be more consistent now that I have my creative freedom back (:

[prospects]

[lexical-libra]

Convo between libra and cancer:

Libra: “OMG he watched it already.. AND HES TYPING!!”

Cancer: “bitch well now you have to participate in a conversation”

Libra: “uh no I don’t”

[lexical-libra]

Ohhhh can you do how to know if a Capricorn and a Virgo like you??

Sorry this took so long, but

Capricorn’s won’t come out and say it until they know their chances. They are smart, and will talk to your friends first to see if they can help. Once they feel like they have a good chance, they will make the effort to pay attention to you, or remember the little things. ALSO THEY WILL STAND UP FOR YOU. This is a big one. I’m dating a Capricorn rn, and anytime someone says something mean about me he’ll be like “hey calm down, don’t say that to her” even if they’re just kidding around. They will start to let you see their weird side cause they wanna see yours.

Virgos are more reserved, but will become more relaxed around you. They will be there when you most need it even if it’s inconvenient to them. It’s more simple with a Virgo, because they are intellectual and cut and dry. They want to see you and be around you. They have a lot to do, and they like to follow rules, but if they like you enough, they’ll start breaking those rules. They don’t really show emotions to anyone unless they trust them, so they’ll start being more vulnerable. Once they start to get weird and silly, that’s how you know they are yours.

[coral]

[alifeadventuring]

[interrogado]

[timbras]

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[sekundenbruchteile]

[cimpathetic]