[glassbonespaperskin]

[lady--hen]

[deactivatedjpg]

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

this bitch empty

YEET

[dogblogging]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

why do windshield wipers only have 2 settings?? i need more than “one wipe every 86 years” or “metronome for a skrillex album”

[sesh]

[cluclebro-deactivated20151122]

[pzdabolas]

@glassbonespaperskin hahah

[glassbonespaperskin]

NO! CHOCOLATEEEEEEEEE

[freeadultgame]

[funnylime]

why my hand shaky

[sundial911]

your skeleton is ready to hatch

[funnylime]

this is so fucking ominous thank you

[dankmemesforsadteens]

[memewhore]

[fivehead]

[bus-a-looey]

BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.

[fashionistaflower]

ok but i bought these bread slippers off hazylines.com what does this mean ?

[snowys1349]

it means you don’t have friends !!!!!!!! 

[fashionistaflower]

[queentab]

[spectrealenko]

i just spent half an hour digging in my blog to find these pics bc i gotta know who this is and what this series is

[hungwy]

*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*

[friskafriskito]

in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece  

[hungwy]

In my house its called laundry! Thank you!

[rimbos]