A L R E A D Y H E R E

Lord English, affiliated with Citta Rank: Nobody

[yourackicrack]

SERVED COLD

@chattelubus

“ ..̢...͏.̵.͜.́HE͘H.”

“ LOOK̕S҉ ̕LIK̸È T͞H̷IS̕ ͞ST͏AY.̨ ͏JUST̢ B͞E҉C͘A͡ME A ̴L̨IT͘TLȨ MO͢RE FU̡N. ̶Í ͠HÒPE ͜Y͟OU͠’V̷E̡ B҉E͜E̕N ͡TAK͠I̢N̨G̀ ͞C̡AR̴E ͘OF Y̢OU͜R̡ŚEL͡F. G͝I̵ŔL. ”

[yourackicrack]

IMPRESSIONS ARE ALL || CA CLOSED

@mirrorcantus

YAWN. PASS.

HONESTLY. IS THERE SUCH A THING AS A WEENIE RADAR. BECAUSE IT MAY HAVE JUST BEEN INSTALLED IN MY SYSTEM. JUST NOW. JUST SO IT COULD GO OFF. AS SOON AS I SAW. THIS PARTICULAR ASSHOLE-LOOKING KID.

WOW HE LOOKS. LIKE AN INSUFFERABLE WEENIE.

“Y͏OÙ ͜L̀O͝OK͜ ͜LÍKE ̡A̧Ń I͘NSUFF͏ER̷A͠BLE҉ ̶WEENI̢E.”

AH YES. I DO LOVE JUST HOW ELOQUENT I CAN BE SOMETIMES. ONE POINT FOR ME.

[yourackicrack]

LEFT IN STITCHES || CA CLOSED

@ccgsjascn

“NO͏W ͘T̨HO͞SE. ͜A͜RE͟ ́S͡O͝ME S̸T͢I͟T͡C̡HE̷S.҉ ̀A͢LL R̴I̶G̨HT͜. ͠LO̡OKS̨ ͢L̀I͟K͜E̕ ́Y͘O̵Ų’҉RE ͝A ̀TO̷U̴G҉H L̛ĮT͠TLE̴ ́ONE.”

HAH. I DIDN’T EXACTLY EXPECT TO MEET ANYONE QUITE SO....APPEALING TO MY SENSIBILITIES. NO, NOT ATTRACTIVE. EW, THAT’S DISGUSTING. NO NO NO FUCKING GROSS. WHAT I MEAN IS THE STITCHES. THE VISIBLE WOUNDS. THE SIGNS OF BATTLE. THE SATISFACTORY REMAINS OF A FEUD.

IT MAKES MY PROVERBIAL HEART GO ALL DOKI DOKI. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY THAT. 

“T̴H͜A̸T’S͡ ͡PR̷ÉT́T̨Y͠ ‘RA̧DIC̡A͝L’͜ ͟A̶N҉D ‘͟OF͢F͜ ̵T́HE̶ ͡HAND̴LE.’ ͏AS̵ ͡ANY ͘P͡ARTICU҉LÀR C͝OO͢L͡ KI̵D MAY SAY̕.̀ ̨O͟R͏ ͘MA͞Y͟ ́N̷O̶T͞.͡ ŖE͡GA̢RD̷L̶ES̢S. ͜WH̨A̢T ̨KI͜ND O̧F͠ BADA͢S̕Ş FI͜G͜HT͘S̛. M̡U̷ST YO͠U ̨H͝AV̴E EX͞P͞ERIEN͡C̵ED. ̕T͢O HAV̕E O̧B҉T̶A̷INȨD ̀SUCH S͟WEE͞T ̢T͜RÓP͝H̡IE̶S̕.҉”

[lucifying-blog]

What’s worse than being stuck in an unknown city with your sisters nowhere to be found and your own Master missing as well? That and fate messing up with you too hard that you end up encountering a creature with a severe fashion problem. If there’s anything that Lucifer hates, that’s people who don’t know when they look stupid. Doesn’t matter how smart one is. If they look dumb enough to be a proper feed to wolves, such intelligence is naught but a mere waste.

“Move it, greenball.” Mercy? “Or I’ll turn you red.”

[yourackicrack]

“..̴....SA͞Y̧. ͡H̛A͘V͟E Y̶O̶U ÉVER̷ P̨LA̢Y͝E͜D҉ TAB͢L҉E͞ ̵ŞT̸IC̸KBA͝L̀Ļ BE̡F̷ORE͘. I̕ ̢M͘EA̕N̵. EVEN͠ O̢NCE̷ ͟I̴N ͡YO̴UR͢ ̛LIF̶E̕.”

IT’S OK. I’M NOT ANGRY. I MEAN, I’M A LITTLE BIT DISAPPOINTED. JUST A LITTLE. OK, MAYBE A LOT. MAYBE I’M SUPER DISAPPOINTED. MAYBE I’M IN THE MOOD TO BLOW A HUGE. MOTHERFUCKING. HOLE. STRAIGHT THROUGH HER CHEST.

BUT IT’S OK. BECAUSE I’M NOT MAD. 

“I͡F͞ S̕O̸, YO͜U’̀D͝ A̷L̵REA̕D̨Y ͏KN͜OW. TḨA͠T ̕G҉REENBALL. ÌS̢N̕’̧T ̧A S͏TI͟C҉KBÀLL͘ TER̕M̕. ̧D͡ÚH.̀ ̡Y͝OU ͞D̡U͟M͏B ̵I̵D͡I͞OT̛ G̡ĮR͜L͟. M̵I̴N͏D ͞YOƯ.̶ ̵TH͢E͡R͢E̷ ̡A̴ŖE ͢T̛W̢O̷ ͜GREE͏N ̡B͏AL͢L҉S.҉ T͡HAT̨ ͡W̵OUL҉D ̛BE ́SI͜X.̡ A͟ND̡ F͞ǪURT̕E͜EN. ̧BUT ̴TH̴OS̀E̸ ͘A̵RE R͜ESER̡V͜ED.͝ ͝AS F́OR͠ ͠ME. ͠I’̢M ̷THE F͞EL͠T̨. ͜W͞H̸IC͟H ME̡AN͟S ̴BEI̸NG̨ ͟RE͝D ISN’T AN OPT͠I͡ON.͟ ̵GET ̧IT.͟”

OF COURSE SHE GETS IT. THAT WAS THE MOST COHERENT EXPLANATION FOR ANYTHING EVER. I PAT MYSELF ON THE PROVERBIAL BACK. NOW THEN.

“Y͢O̵U LǪO̡K͜ LOS͜T,͏ S͜TUP͞ID GIRL. ͠TR͢Y NOT͏ ̵B͟ȨI̢N̢G ͏S͘O͢ ̸IRR̷IT̡A̵BL͡E.̴ ͡IT’̶S IRR̷ITATING͜. T͢Ơ ̀O͜ŢH̶ERS,̀ I ҉MEAN.̕”

[yourackicrack]

THIS IS STUPID. OK, STUPIDER. || CA CLOSED

@chaoscrawls

OH.

OH HO HO HO HO HO.

NOW THIS IS A SMELL I KNOW WELL. OR IS THAT SOUND. I’D STOPPED PAYING ATTENTION A WHILE BACK. I STILL REMEMBER WHEN I FIRST BEGAN TRAVERSING THE FURTHEST RING AND WAS ACTUALLY INTERESTED IN THE NOBLE CIRCLE OF BLAH BLAH BLAH.

THAT WAS BEFORE I FIGURED OUT I COULD KILL THEM WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING AT THEM.

ANYWAYS. THIS LADY. SHE SOUNDS LIKE THEM. OR SMELLS. ARGH, I SAID IT DOESN’T MATTER. 

“H̡EY̕.̸ L̕A̶DÝ.͏ YO͏U ͢T̨HE̷RE,̸ L͘AD͜Y͝.͝ WI̵TH TH̷E͢ ̢SHIT̨T̶Y CLOT͏H͞E̢S AN̴D̸ T͜H́E ҉D̴U͟MB HA͜IŖ A͠ND STUPID̡ GLA̛S̛SES. ́I̕ ̵ẀA̧N̶T̷ ́T̷O͘ TAĻK͠ ̶T̶O̵ ́Y̧O͢U̵.”

ACTUALLY, I JUST WANT TO JEER HER. SAME DIFFERENCE.

[yourackicrack]

HEADGEAR OF SHAME || CA CLOSED

@yourfunction

“AH.̡ A͞N̛D ̢WHAT͢ IS͞ ͠IT. ́T̶H͟AT WE͠ ̀HAVE H̷ERE̴.̷”

HMM. NOW WHAT IS IT ABOUT THIS SMALL CREATURE WHICH INTRIGUES ME SO. AH. SURELY IT MUST BE THE COLORATION OF HIS OUTFIT. A SPECTACULAR BLUE, WHICH I HAD NOT SEEN...NOT IN A GOOD LONG WHILE. THAT, HOWEVER, WAS DREDGING UP MEMORIES THAT WERE UNNECESSARY AND IRRELEVANT. 

RIGHT NOW, ALL THAT STANDS BEFORE ME IS A MINISCULE BEING WITH A FRACTION OF MY POWER. AND I CANNOT HELP BUT WONDER.

“...̵.̛WḨY̶ DO ͏YO͝U͘ W͡EA͘R̶ ̧T̢HA̵T ̵STU̕PID ͠L͞OOKI͏N̨G̢ ̛H̢A̢T͟.̧ I͜T̸ ̢I͟S͞ S͢O ͟ST͡U͢P̴ID̵.̧”

FRESHER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SPOKEN. I HIGH FIVE MYSELF MENTALLY. BUT NOT PHYSICALLY. THAT WOULD LOOK DUMB.

[yourackicrack]

WHERE MAKING THIS HAPEN

YOU THERE. HUMANS IN FRONT OF YOUR SCREENS. WRITERS. “MUNS,” SUCH AS YOU ARE CALLED.

IF YOU WISH YOUR “MUSES.” TO INTERACT WITH ME. NOT A MUSE. BUT A LORD. THEN GO AHEAD. AND HIT THAT “LIKE BUTTON.” THEN SIT BACK. RELAX. AND LET ME AWE YOU WITH MY IMPRESSIVE MANLY AMAZINGNESS.

WILL YOU REGRET THIS. NOT A CHANCE. HOWEVER, I AM “CAPPING” THIS. AT 4 “NOTES.” WHATEVER THAT MEANS. I’M STILL TAKING COPIOUS NOTES ON THIS KIND OF THING. KILLED MY MUN AGES AGO. BUT THE SUCKER DIDN’T LEAVE ANY HINTS ON HOW TO DO THIS ON MY OWN.

[citta-alveare-deactivated201811]

IT'S TIME. TO OPEN UP YOUR DOORS TO ME. YET AGAIN. BY THIS I MEAN I WANT TO REAPP MYSELF, LORD ENGLISH. APPLICATION IS UNDER /app. TUMUT.

welcome back, le!

you’ll be housed in apartment z-5.

you’ll be given everything you had in your previous stays.

enjoy yourself!

-mod oo6

[yourackicrack]

[yourackicrack]

PROCESS OF EXTERMINATION? || CA CLOSED

@perceptivesunshine

THIS ONE CAME AS A BIT OF A SURPRISE. PROBABLY TO THE LITTLE FLESH THING MORE THAN TO ME. CONSIDERING I DISCOVERED IT BY ALMOST STEPPING ON IT. FORTUNATELY, MY MAGNANIMOUS VISION ALLOWED ME TO STOP MY LEG FROM DESCENDING ON IT JUST IN TIME AND PREVENTED A NASTY MESS.

“..̀.̧..̶.̡.͡.͘.̀....̨.W̴H͝AT͘.͢..͘..E͜V͡E͜N͡ ̡A͘RE YOU. S̕U͝P͠P̀O̵S̶E̡D̴ T͞O ͠BE҉.͡ W̢H͟Y ARE ̶Y͢OU H̛ĘR͢Ę.͏ ̸OH҉ ̷W͟AIT͠. C͡AN ̕YOU EVE̷N͠ TALK̷. ̢ARE̶ Y̡O͏U ̡VÈRMIN͝. ͢D͢O͡ I͢ ̕J̨U҉ST͞ GET ̛TO͞ PIC͢K ̷YOU U̴P ̨AND̛ TOSS̵ ͟Y̷OU ̵OUT̸ NOW.”

I’M NOT USED TO LIVING IN SUCH SQUALOR. HOW IRRITATING.

[yourackicrack]

GIRL. YOU THERE. GIRL. || CA CLOSED

@songbirdofwar

“HOH̛O͡. IS̕ ͡T̸ḨAT͡.̵ ́A̢ BO͠W͏ AN͞D͢ ͝AR͡R͢OW͏ ̵SE̶T͟ ͞I S͜EȨ.̧ A͠ PR͡O͞POGAT̢OR ̶OF T̀HE ̛FI͏N̨E̛ ͝AR͢TS̢ ͘I̷ ̶S͟ĘE̸.͞”

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IT IS POSSIBLE FOR ME TO BE IMPRESSED SOMETIMES. YES, EVEN I, THE GRAND LORD ENGLISH, CAN HAVE MY PROVERBIAL FUNNY BONE TICKLED. I SAY PROVERBIAL BECAUSE, AS A SKELETAL MASS OF AMAZINGNESS, I HAVE NO ACTUAL BONE THAT CAN BE CALLED FUNNY. ONLY BADASS. AND AWESOME. I HAVE MANY BADASS BONES AND AWESOME BONES.

ANYWAYS.

“I̵ND̕E҉E̵D͠.́ ̸T̶H͜O̧U͏G̨H̡ ̢YO͠U A͞RE F͢L̴IM̕S͢Y̸ ̷AND̷ SM͜AL̸L. AN͡D ͞A̸ ̴GĮRL̷ ̢WHO͢ IŚ ͠TH̛ER̛EF̸ORE ͡PA̸THETIC͏ A̢ND̶ ̷WEA͞K.̡ YOU SH̡O͞W ̡A̢ UNIQ͜UE UND͠E͏R̶STA̵NDI̡NG O͟F WH͜A͟T̴ I̶S ̶T́RU͟L̸Y ̀IM̀PO̡R̸TANT͜.̸ I̛ CA̧Ǹ SP͜END̶ SOM͡E ͝T̨IM͟E̶. ͞AP͟P͡L͟AU̷DIN͏G̷ THAT̛.́ ́A F͘I̴N̕E̴ ̨L̀IV͏I̷NĢMATE.͢”

A TIME PUN. I REALLY CAN’T HELP IT.

[yourackicrack]

ROOMMATES ARE HARD AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS || CA CLOSED

@banenshoumu

“.͠.͜....̨.͜..”

A CRAMPED APARTMENT. A TINY ROOM. A MINISCULE...HUMAN. AT LEAST AS FAR AS I CAN TELL. THIS IS THE FIRST THING I AM PRIVY TO AS I ENTER MY NEW HOME. 

NEEDLESS TO SAY, I AM SLIGHTLY DISSAPOINTED.

“.͝...S̵O̧.̢ B͜ÓY. YO̕U ͝AN͝D I ̛W̴IL̀L͝ BE̛ ̡SHA̕R͠IN͞G A L͠I͘VING ͢ŚP̸AC̨E͘. ̀I̴ ͏H͡OP̧E ̷YOÙ ̴A̵RE. FUCKI҉N҉G҉ ̨HO͡N͜ORED.͞”

MY VOICE CRACKLES TO LIFE. I WATCH HIS EYES. SURELY, HE’S AT LEAST A LITTLE IMPRESSED.

[yourackicrack]

TIME IS DEAD, KIDS

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[trashxmammal]

Your S*** Is Wrecked | ca event: reckoner |

[truemansamejima]

Keep reading

[bullkind]

Keep reading

[yourackicrack]

OH, I THINK NOT.

THAT DRAGON. IT’S THAT THING. THAT ABYSMAL THING WHICH BURNED THE AREA AROUND MY BEAUTIFUL MANOR. DID THEY REALLY THINK THAT THEY WOULD BE ABLE TO ESCAPE WITHOUT REPERCUSSION? AFTER DAMAGING SOMETHING SUCH AS MY, LORD ENGLISH’S HIDEAWAY?! WELL, THEY HAD ANOTHER THING COMING.

THE EARTH TREMBLES AS I STEP FORWARD. IT SEEMED THAT MY FORM HAS NOT BEEN ACKNOWLEDGED BY ANYONE PRESENT YET. THAT WOULD BE RECTIFIED VERY SOON. AFTER ALL, I AM THE ONE WHO IS MOST IMPORTANT HERE. I CAN FEEL MY CHEST HEATING UP. THE BEAUTIFUL FEELING. OF UNADULTERATED POWER.

“HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!”

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUND IS. IT IS THE SOUND OF THE VAST HONK. AND WHAT ACCOMPANIES THE VAST HONK IS AN EXPLOSION OF POWER UNPARALLELED TO ANYTHING. OR IT WOULD BE. IF IT WEREN’T FOR THE FACT THAT SOME ASS HOLE TOOK AWAY MY REGULAR STRENGTH. THAT DOESN’T STOP ME FROM UNLEASHING A TORRENT OF ENERGY DIRECTLY AT THAT FUCKING DRAGON THOUGH.

GET, AS ALL THE COOL KIDS SAY. “WRECKED.”

unabscondable >> truemansamejima >> bullkind >>  yourackicrack >>fl1p7un45>> phantomoftherebellion >> herokind 

[yourackicrack]

ALPHA STANDOFF || CA EVENT CLOSED

funkmiracles

AT THIS POINT, I WASN’T EVEN CERTAIN WHETHER I SHOULD OR SHOULDN’T EXPECT ANYONE TO ACTUALLY ARRIVE AT THE MANOR. AND AFTER ALL THE HARD WORK I’D GONE THROUGH TRYING TO SET UP A SPACE WHERE EVERYONE COULD BE SAFE UNDER MY RULE, TOO. HONESTLY, HOW RUDE OF THEM. TO SIMPLY IGNORE THE GIFT I HAD GIVEN THEM. IN THE FORM OF MY GRACIOUS HOSPITALITY. 

WITH THAT THOUGHT IN MIND, I WILL REDIRECT YOU, MY RESPECTABLE (HA) READER, TO THE CURRENT SITUATION. STROLLING INTO THE RUBBLE OF MY FINE HIDEOUT (RUBBLE, CONSIDERING IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A HALF-CRUSHED APARTMENT BUILDING I DECIDED TO TAKE OVER. LOOK, I WAS PLANNING TO MAKE IT MORE PLEASING AFTER THIS BLEW OVER), WAS SOMEONE WHO SIMPLY EXHUMED WAVE AFTER WAVE OF ALPHA MALE ENERGIES. FOR A MOMENT, I WAS EVEN A LITTLE BIT TAKEN ABACK MYSELF.

THAT WAS BEFORE I STEPPED FORWARD, ALLOWING FOR A FEW MOMENTS MY TOWERING HEIGHT AND INTIMIDATING COLOR SCHEME (WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM THE FLASHING LIGHTS I KEEP SO DEAR) TO SHOW HIM WHO WAS BOSS. TAKE THAT, ALPHA MALE-LOOKING MOTHER FUCKER. DO YOU NOT FEEL OUTCLASSED ALREADY. WAIT, ARE THOSE SHADES. WHAT THE FUCK. ARE YOU TRYING TO DROWN MY GREATNESS OUT WITH THOSE SHADES. I’LL SHOW YOU WHO’S BOSS. JUST YOU WAIT, ALPHA ASSHOLE.

“WEL̶COM͜E͢ ͏T͡O ̶T̶HE ̶F͜ELT ̛M̀A͡N͢O̧R L̕IŢT͝L͝E̡ ̸PINK A̸L̡I͢E͞N. H̷AVE ͝YO̧U͢ C̷OM̨E͢ F̕O҉R͏ R̷EFU̡GE ̶F͟RÓM̸ ͝THE ̀D͞R̶ÒNÉS ̀RÁI͏N͜ING ̧D̶O͘W͟N͏ F̵RÓM ̵TH̛E S͟K̕Y.̢ HA͢V͜E ̨ŅO̶ ͡F͠EAR̀, FO͡R͏ ́T͘H̴I͡S ͞P̡LÀC̀È P̡RO͠VIDE̕S̢ ͘A̡MP͡L͞É ̨PŔO͏T̀ECT҉ION̛. ͟BY T͏HA̛T͏ I ̀M̕E͞AN̕ ͜ME͠. ͝I PR̸OV̴IDE͘ AMPLE PR͟OTE͏C̛TION͟. I҉’͜M҉ ̕A P̧RET̵T̕Y̶ B̡I͢G M̸OTH̶ER͝ ̵F̶UĆK̀I҉N͏G̛ D̡E͠AL IS҉ W͞H̀A͝T ̕I ͢AM ͠T̛RYI͜N͞G ͜TO ̴S͢AÝ.͝ ͘W̸HO̸ ҉ AR͠E ͡Y͜ÓU͏ ̛SŲP̡PO̶ŚE̕D T̴O̴ ͞BE͠ ̕AN̷Y̛WAY̕S. ҉SOME ̸SORT ̶OF ̴Y̷O̷UN͠G ḨO̷T͟ ͜S͜HO͢T ͟K҉  I̛D̵. ͟N̛I̧C̵E͘ S͝H͟A͢D҉ÉS̵.̶”

NAILED IT.

[psychop0mp]

    Nodding slightly, she hesitates when he mentions time duplicates, and then finally pipes up with:                           “Doing so here would be… ill-advised, I think. Making copies, that is.                 One never knows when a time duplicate’s unfortunate end will come, and                 in this place, things are too unpredictable for even me.”        Considering her effectiveness as a Hero of time, that was saying something.                            “However, the duplicates from the other city appear to be… alternates                 on a completely different scale. Some are even of utterly different species                 than what they were before. It’s… pretty interesting, from a temporal perspective.”       Surprised by the fact that the skeletal being seems interested in whether or not she’ll be fighting by herself, she can’t help but let it show on her face, blinking up at him for a moment.

                          “…For the most part, yes. It’s– save for a few instances here and there                 wherein the limits of my power were not enough to get things done alone, that’s                 how I tend to work best.”       Besides, it was the easiest way to make sure that, if she made a mistake, no one else would have to pay for it. She knew enough what it was like to be the one paying not to wish that on anyone else.                            “Besides, like you said– I’m the Maid of Time. Keeping things in order                 is kind of what I do best.”

[yourackicrack]

IS SHE, A MERE MAID OF TIME, ADVISING ME, THE LORD. I WILL NOT HAVE IT. OR AT LEAST I WOULDN’T IF I HAD THE CAPACITY TO REALLY CARE ABOUT WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WAS SAYING. INSTEAD I CHOOSE TO SORT OF JUST STARE AT HER FOR A LITTLE WHILE, HOPING THAT SHE GETS IT THAT IT’S PRETTY STUPID TO ASSUME I’LL GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY ABOUT THE THINGS I DO.

AFTER A GOOD BOUT OF STARING, I FINALLY DECIDE TO REPLY TO HER LINE OF CONVERSATION. IS LINE OF CONVERSATION AN ACTUAL TERM. WHO CARES, I’M USING IT ANYWAYS.

“W͝ELL ̷IT IS O͠NLY͜ N̕A̴TUŔA̶L. ̧H̛EROE͟S ̶O͝F̷ ͢T̸IM̸E ̶A̵RE TH̡E A͏B͞S̴OĻUTE B̢ES҉T͢. AN͡D̴ ͘ST̕R̵ONGÉS̛T.̷ A̧N͟D M̀OST ̵DES̀ER͡V͠I͘N̴G͜ ̕OF͞ RE̶SPEC̴T. ͘W̷E ͡ARE̴, IN̛ ̕FAĆT, THE͘ A͏L̷P̨H͝A̛ ͘PL̵AÝÉRS̀. ̛AS SÈEN͘ BY̧ ̷MY̵ ҉CON̸T҉I͞NU͏ED AB͏I̕L̵ĮT͞Y͘ ̡TO PROVE̶ ̸J͏U͢ŚT HO̷W ͟INC̨R̵E̷DI̸BLE M̵Y CAP͡A̸B̨IL̵ITI̧E̕S̴ ̸A̵RȨ.̴”

INDEED, I AM NOTHING IF NOT INCREDIBLE. I’LL HAVE TO REMIND MYSELF TO GIVE ME A MENTAL HIGH FIVE LATER.

UNFORTUNATELY, THERE SEEMS TO BE A DISCONNECT BETWEEN ME AND HER. LET’S FIX THAT, SHALL WE.

“A̷ND ̷I ͢AM̧ THE LO̷R̵D͟.̛ ẂH͞ĄT ̸I͢ D͡O̶ ̴B͡E̢S̶T͘ IS̸ MAKIŅG͏ ͠SUR͠E ͡E͡V̨ERYT͟HIǸG GOES ACCO͏R̷DING ͟T̢O MY͟ ͞W͢IS̛H́EŚ.̡ AND RIGHT̕ N̶OW, I̢ DO̕N’͜T K̕N͏O̶W̢ ̀ABOU͡T Y͠OU̡,̀ ͠B̛UT I̢’M REA҉LLY҉ I̕TÇH̕IN̛G TǪ MA͏KĘ S̀ŲR̕E ͝THA̛T̴ IRRIT͏A͝TI̸N͢G͘ M͡I̴ŔR͟OR̴ ̷C̴IT͡Y̷ CR̨U̷MBLES INTO ͠ŖUIN. A̷N̴D̨ E̶VE͏R͜Y̴TH̀IN͢G W͘I̧LL ̶GO M̛Y͏ WAY.͞ A͝S ҉I ̢AM ҉C̡E͠RTAĮN Y̸ƠƯ HA̷VE̸ ͞GUE͘SSE͢D ͜B̴Y͏ ̛N̶OW̴.͟”

[psychop0mp]

    Honestly, she wonders just how someone like this manages to be such a threat, but then again, given enough power, even someone like this could manage something. That something just… happened to be the obliteration of all reality.        Really, was there no justice in the universe?        Despite her desire to snap, however, she reins in her temper, choosing instead to lean up as he leans into her space, matching him in a moment of temporal phosphorescence. As quickly as it flickers, it dies, and Aradia instead sighs, lifting her hands to try and explain. 

                          “It is a matter of supremacy. To the victor go the spoils, or something to                 that effect. And by ‘spoils’ I mean continued existence. And I don’t know about                 you, but I’m not about to let some watered-down wannabe copies beat me.”       When in doubt, appeal to the pride of someone whom logic did not quite seem to apply to. 

[yourackicrack]

THE WORDS COMING FROM THE GIRL’S MOUTH ARE INTERESTING DESPITE EVERYTHING. I TAKE A MOMENT TO MULL THEM OVER. AS IF I AM CHEWING THEM. IN THE MANNER A HORSE MIGHT CHEW HAY. OR A CLOWN MIGHT CHEW SOME SWEET PIE. HMM. I MIGHT GO FOR EITHER ONE OF THOSE THINGS AT THIS MOMENT ACTUALLY.

FOR NOW I GUESS I SHOULD ACTUALLY RESPOND TO THIS GIRL RATHER THAN KEEPING QUIET. WHICH HAS NOT ALWAYS BEEN MY STRONG POINT REGARDLESS.

“I҉ HÀVE HE͜AR҉D ͢O͘F T͜HES̕E̶ ́C͜OPIÈS ̴Y̕OU͟ ͟SPEA҉K͟ OF̡. ҉T͜HȨY͜ ͠HAV͘E͜ B́EEN ͜B͜OG͠G͜LIN̴G ̛M̛Y ̨BR̶AIN̨ ͡P͝AN͝ C̡IR̛CU͢I̵T̛ ̧F̀OR̀ A GǪOD ̀L̡O̧N͝G͟ ̸WHI̕L͏E͟ ̢NO̧W. ҉  I ḨAVE ŃO͠T ̶H̵AP͢P҉E͡N҉ED T̶Ơ ́STU͘MBLE U̷PON̵ ̨M͞Ỳ ͟DU̷PLI̷CA͡TE.͞ ͠AŃD I͘ FI͏ND MYS̀E͠LF͜ W̵O̕N͢D̶ERIN͟G ̶I͝F҉ ON̕E̕ EV̢ĘN ̵E͜XIS̴TS.͞ ̕I̴T WOUL̡ḐN͝’̴T̢ B͠E̢ ̀S̢U͟R̀PRISIN͝G͜. ̢A̷S̢ ̶A̧ ̛L̵OR҉D OF͝ ̸T͝I͜ME. I͢ AL̸R̢E̶A͘DY̕ ̛HAV͞E ̡T͡H̸E͜ ͢AB̶ILI͏T̷Y T̀O M̛AK͘E͘ ̴A̢S MANY ̧D̸U̵PL̨IC̸ATE̴S ͘A͘S ̛I ̶WAN̶T̶.̀”

AS A FELLOW HERO OF TIME. SHE SHOULD UNDERSTAND.

“F̸ǪR N̷OW҉ I AM C҉ON͟TE͘N̕T ͞WITH STAN̨D̨IN̸G͘ ̡GUARD.͝ ͘YO͢U SEE.̵ I͘ H͏AVE̶ S̢ECU̶RE͠D̨ ̡A G͏OO̢D ͢P͢O͟R̶TI͜O̡N O҉F̸ THE ͡AREA҉ ͜KN͠OWN͝ A͠S. ‘͝SECTO͘R ҉00͡5͜.͝’ ͠A̧ND ES҉T̶ABL͠IS҉HE͏D ̕A͟ ̴S̨A͘FE Z̨ONE͟. FOR͠ TH̴E̷ ̵S͝UB͢J̸EÇTS ̢ẂHO WILL ̸B̛Ę L̢O̢YAL TO ͘ME͏. A͢ L̶OR͘D ͏M̢U̸ŞT ̶HAV͢E ̶H̷ĮŞ ̧CAST̵L̀E̶ ̷A͠FT͝E̕R̢ A͞LL͜. BU̢T Y͜O͠U̕.͜ G̡I͝ŖL.͡ A͠RE YOU͏ ͡S̀A͘Y͘I̶N҉G YO͝U WÌLL ̕B͜E͠ FIG̀H̨TÍNG ͝A̴L̴OǸE.̛”

[yourackicrack]

You’re standing in the                                           Hᴀʟʟ ᴏғ Fᴀᴍᴇ

       and the world’s gonna know your                             n  a  m  e