[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

i’m going to start a new religion and it’s going to be doing this every sunday for 5 hours

[meanplastic]

[somethingpointy-deactivated2017]

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

[skeluigi]

Succubus nurses that give u the succ before u die

[rameldrive-deactivated20170511]

thanks tumblr user skeluigi

[mathsturbation]

i’m really trying not to let fame get to my head but

[beyonslayed]

GOODBYE

[blazedbbyy]

my favorite scene in the whole tv history

[ruinedchildhood]

[heckifiknowcomics]

EAT UR GREENS

[gamgee]

you dont even need to cut the tops off strawberries you can just eat the whole thing theyre like kiwis you can just eat all of it

[cinged-deactivated20180706]

[bidoof]

this is my grasp of how football works: two teams of men want the ball very badly but are incapable of sharing it. one team attempts to deliver the ball to their holy ground while the other attempts to prevent this. occasionally an evil man will appear and speak curses to the men, causing them grief and dishonor

[cf-rip-deactivated20170324]

[elf-ear-enthusiast]

dudeson and adudeson

[cattgirl]

dudesona

[colorfulgladiatorsalad]

Pimpley and Parsley

[fashionworldtrip]

[viviancatus]

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[colorfulgladiatorsalad]

Me, sipping a lemonade and watching my life go to shit: hoo boy I'm gonna have to deal with that some day

[colorfulgladiatorsalad]

someone who is good at self regulating: and after i take a shower i will do my homework

me, a goblin: i will lie in bed for 6 hours thinking about what i should do

[screenshotsofdespair]

via ianbremmer

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

[uffie-deactivated20150303]

[hedgehog-goulash7]

Snow leopards and their giant nommable tails

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEHOLD DOGS

WE HAVE ACHIEVED THAT WHICH YOU CANNOT

[breastforce]

when ur mental illness starts acting up