Aliiiiii G-G-Gee

Alex, 33, All Time Low, GH: reallifealig [RP, not Alex, please leave]

[annafridacharlotte]

[lexigindahouse]

The radar thing at the side of my dash is currently just a furby covered in worm on a strings and it’s staring at me and I’m spooked

[justinherrold]

Sun and the moon 🌙🌻

[firm-apples]

[the-memedaddy]

[noctumsolis]

Sooo I’m guessing that for Americans “cross” and “sauce” rhyme?

[appendingfic]

I cannot imagine what pronunciation would cause them not to, so yes

[kragehund-deactivated20200518]

if you live somewhere that “sauce” and “horse” rhyme, i don’t want to hear your opinions on literally anything.

[vworpstageleft]

Me, after a few seconds: Oh. they’re saying “horse” with a soft r.

Me initially:

[lexigindahouse]

I needed to use a clue to find “erect” on my word puzzle, I have failed the All Time Low and Alex Gaskarth brands

[lexigindahouse]

I love how obvious it is when I’ve been dressed by someone else for a shoot vs when I’ve somehow been allowed to dress myself

[lexigindahouse]

I think I just got coffee in my sinuses why am I like this

[lexigindahouse]

Anybody know where I can get like, a bucket of frosting or something

[lexigindahouse]

I didn’t have an emo phase, I was the emo phase

[ashstfu]

i was put on this planet to be chaotic and pretty

[lexigindahouse]

I really thought I posted more between my intro and that selfie, I'll do better, my dudes

[lexigindahouse]

Hearing crowds sing the new stuff back to us has been more overwhelming than I expected

[lexigindahouse]

I'm getting ads for The Sims when I've never even thought about that game (games?) so I'm blaming y'all

[lexigindahouse]

Hello my loves! I’m Alex, singer, guitarist, podcaster, pretend American, farmer, pedlar of grape water. My hens are my best girls, my horses are goofs, and 99% of this intro isn’t even about me, whoops. Tell me why I’m making this face in the replies (the more wrong and ridiculous the answer, the better!) and/or come find me @ reallifealig!

[lexigindahouse]

My coffee tastes extra good for some reason today, but my dumb ass still let like half of it go cold

[ahedderick]

Livestock drama

   “Let’s put pool noodles on the goat’s horns!” says a teenager.

“Why would you,   ” I begin, but they have already stampeded out of the house. I shrug.

   It turns out that when someone puts pool noodles on a goat’s horns, the goat doesn’t really care. They’re very light, after all, and she can’t see them. You know who cares? Who cares a LOT?

   the HORSE. Hero took one look at Nutmeg wearing pool noodles and ran away. You know who doesn’t want to be left alone, ever? Nutmeg. Who went trotting after Hero because he was leaving her.

   Hero, seeing that the eldritch abomination was after him, picked up speed. Nutmeg went into a full run. My kids started chasing Nutmeg to get the pool noodles off her, but could not catch her, because she’s surprisingly fast. The dogs were bringing up the rear, just happy to be going for a pleasant run. Hero was in a panic, leading a parade that he did not want.

   This all resolved. One noodle feel off; the kids eventually cornered Nutmeg and removed the other one. Just - a day at a farm, I guess.

10/02/20