Lexi Lebowski

I’m Alex, a twenty-two year old Special FX/Makeup Artist from Texas who followed her dreams all the way to Hollywood.

[nowthisnews]

We can’t decide if Chris Evans or Betty White is more adorable.

[arcticsmonkeygifs]

Everything’s in order in a black hole Nothing seems as pretty as the past, though

[justbeforetheyloseitall]

not gonna lie, I had to look for FOMO on google.

[taylorswift]

WHO KNOWS THE COOL SLANG NOW?!?

Wait wait.. What’s that sound I hear?

The sound of tables turning.

[girlsluvbeyonce]

[wigglytuffer]

How to play The Sims

spend 3 hours creating your family

spend 3 days creating your house

play the actual game for 20 minutes

do not touch for 4 months

repeat

[charmancler]

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

[nostalgiaultra-deactivated20210]

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

[thepenguinpress]

[lexilebowski]

Scott and Zelda’s rules for guests, circa 1922

[toukos-moved-blog]

u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT

[supaslim]

so season 2 of Hannibal is basically him realizing that framing Will means Will might die and going “wait no”

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

if i don’t talk to myself who will

[cloudiness]

I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING

[susemoji]

i want a meangirls 3 with meryl streep, jessica lange, and jane lynch where theyre the bitch clique in an old age home

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

NO WARNING

NO SINGLE 

NO ALBUM COVER

NO NOTHING 

THIS BITCH IS RUTHLESS

[yungbasedblogger]

where can i get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist

[mrgolightly]

[intergalacticboner]

*burns eyes off* *maintains pristine eyebrow game*

[leecario]

whenever i cook bacon i use my captain america shield to protect me from the hot grease

[leecario]

leecario

oh y’all thought i was playing?!