♥ Smitten Kitten ♥

20something. Texas born & raised. Model. Coffee, boyfriend, and dog enthusiast. Snapchat: lexilove1421 If you need to talk, I'm here for you 💋

[freetheshit-outofyou]

[nunyabizni]

[psyducked]

please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night

[pon-raul]

I mean if you taking a piss who cares if you don’t wash your hands, unless you just like go full power and spray yourself like a out of control fire hose

[nutsacktorturer]

stay the fuck away from me

[hardboiledoldman]

people who wash their hands after peeing are weak and must be culled

[ua86]

The only excuse for not washing your hands after you piss is mastering the art of pissing without touching your genitals.

[youre-a-fucking-human-being-dea]

You wash your hands every time you touch your dick? How grimy is your dick?

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

I’m literally never shaking a man’s hand ever again in my life y'all need jesus

[pronounrespecter]

remember how i told y'all?

(they don’t wash their hands after shitting either)

[fall-and-shadows]

What I’m learning is that men are the reason for “employees must wash their hands” signs and why I never put 2 and 2 together is beyond me

[tyst-kampar]

Just out of curiosity, do yall wash your hands every time you touch your arm or the back of your hand or any other part if your body?

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

wash your fucking hands, dickfingers mcgee

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

what the fuck is wrong with these dudes bruh

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

I want to spray this post with Lysol

[lilnasxvevo]

AHEM.

“According to epidemiologist Richard T. Ellison III, it doesn’t matter what you do in the bathroom when it comes to keeping your hands clean. ‘The rationale is that when toileting, it’s possible to have fecal material and fecal bacteria get onto your hands … So it’s wisest to always wash with soap and water even after urinating. Neither plain water nor alcohol hand sanitizers are effective at removing fecal material or killing bacteria in fecal material.’ 

“According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, handwashing can prevent various illnesses and infections. Ellison added that it can also keep us from coming in contact with E. Coli and hepatitis.This is especially important for men to bear in mind because of perianal sweat. This type of sweat forms around the perianal area, which is the patch of skin outside the rectum. It can then spread to one’s underwear and to other parts of the body like the penis. Biology professor Pat Fidopiastis explained, ‘The point is that simply touching the penis in an effort to direct your urine flow can be more than enough to transfer harmful microbes to your hands, and then on to the pretzels sitting in bowl on the bar.’“

WASH.

YOUR.

HANDS.

[alex-burns-red]

I have seen so many grown ass men walk out of a stall after a massive dump and completely ignore that there is even a sink waiting in front of them. I have also witnessed master performers chatting on their phone while single handedly whipping out their pisser and putting it away without ever even considering they should wash.

[thegoodvybe]

[s-unberry]

“She said, “I don’t blame you for falling in love again, but did you have to go and do it so soon? She said, “I am still picking the shrapnel from your aftermath out of my bones. “Do you know how it feels to see I didn’t leave any effect on you at all?”‘”

— S.Z. // Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #178 (via blossomfully)

[generallkenobi]

pixar made this adorable short about a stray cat and an abused pitbull and I’m CRYING you guys please watch it

[lexilove1421]

I cried this is so good!!

[dah-good-vibe-tribe]

[hanna619]

Omg best thing I’ve ever seen

[sweetoothgirl]

TO-DIE-FOR PECAN PIE SHORTBREAD BARS

[lexilove1421]

Apple, cranberry nectarine apricot

Apple: Twitter

Cranberry: dusk

Nectarine: dear lord yes.

Apricot: read, walk my dog, go for a run, cry

[lexilove1421]

Peach pinapple pomegranate

Peach: ears, belly button, and nose for piercings. I have 4 tattoos

Pineapple: straight

Pomegranate: tbh this one is hard to answer. I guess whenever I'm having a good day? Like it's really hard to describe lol

[chrissongzzz]

[drtanner-dickery]

She knew exactly what she was doing, holy shit.

[cobwebkitten-deactivated2020101]

send me a fruit

peach: do you have any piercings or tattoos?

raspberry: favorite flower?

lemon: do you have any pets? what are their names?

mango: what is your trademark?

passion fruit: how would you describe your style?

pineapple: sexual orientation?

strawberry: favorite desserts?

cherry: can you play any musical instruments or can you sing?

grape: if you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?

banana: favorite horror movies?

blackberry: is your life an action film, a comedy, a romantic comedy, or drama?

pomegranate: when do you feel the most confident?

cantaloupe: what are your parents’ names?

guava: dark & dramatic makeup or natural makeup?

tangelo: if you could be any mythical creature, which would you be?

plum: favorite clothing brands?

coconut: favorite perfume?

lychee: satin or lace?

blueberry: what do you want to dress up as for halloween?

apple: what do you use more, tumblr or twitter?

kiwi: what’s something that fascinates you?

watermelon: do you have a job? if so, what is your job title?

papaya: what song describes your aesthetic?

cranberry: favorite time of the day; morning, afternoon, dusk, or night?

nectarine: would you consider yourself an emotional person?

orange: do you have long eyelashes?

apricot: what do you do when you’re sad?

star fruit: favorite sea creature?

dragonfruit: do you drink alcohol?

[lexilove1421]

where's your model port?

I have an Instagram that I update from time to time!

[sixpenceee]

A sign in thailand.

[thedogist]

Tilly, Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever (4 m/o), Central Park, New York, NY

[disneytva]

This heart-warming Disneyland Paris spot features a sweet CG duck who simply adores Donald Duck. It’s the perfect cure for post-Christmas blues!!!

[hashtagloveloses]

i can’t believe disney has me crying about a goddamn duck

[sixpenceee]

I hope love finds you in 2018

[nvmdanyway]

I hope health finds u in 2018

[rosedespleurs-deactivated202009]

I hope wealth finds you in 2018

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

I hope happiness finds you in 2018

[traumamamas]

I hope success finds you in 2018

[sleepingpeelz]

I hope self-love finds you in 2018

[greenneerg123-deactivated201804]

I hope supportive people find you in 2018

[doesnt-evenmatter-deactivated20]

I hope all the dogs find you in 2018

[fandomsrourlives]

I hope good grades find you in 2018

[everi-moved]

I hope validation finds you in 2018

[trailinginfinity]

I hope self-acceptance finds you in 2018

[bunntsu]

I hope healthy friendships/relationships find you in 2018

[remi-reciprocal-blog]

I hope better mental health finds you in 2018

[sixpenceee]

Lighting a lighter in slow motion. Via ifyouhigh. Follow @sixpenceee​