do you ever FEEL yourself being annoying but you CANâT stop
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@lexitive
do you ever FEEL yourself being annoying but you CANâT stop
me: watches criminal minds for 4 hours straightÂ
someone: knocks on my doorÂ
me:
small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]
me:
iâm literally in HYSTERICS over this righr nowhdjahkshdjshsjs
learn to laugh at yourself
no homo but that moment u step into a patch of sunlight and ur body had forgotten what it was like to feel warm.. im in love
this is the single saddest thing Iâve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen
The contestant didnât speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didnât judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didnât happen again.
THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION
me @ me: im literally begging u to get ur shit together right now
The four horsemen of the apocalypse
me: i think iâm finally happy with myself and my self-esteem is growing, it will be a wonderful day
my brain, after 3 seconds:
any spanish speaker: cojer
méxico and argentina:
méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)
argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)
méxico:
(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)
mĂ©xico: wait a sec, iâm gonna eat a concha.
argentina:
(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)
spanish woman: hi, my name is concha
argentina:Â
(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)
mex: i love cajeta, itâs so sweet!
arg:Â
(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy)Â
spanish speaker: h-
argentina: thats pussy, babe!!
Donât get us started on âstrawâ
me as a trophy husband with no qualificationsÂ
My energy
im the girl
EAT THE RICH
Who is she I adore her
okay literally who is she why doesnât she have her own show
her name is dasha nekrasova!Â
Some background in her own words:
In an interview with Teen Vogue, Dasha explained what the interview was like. âWhen I realized I was on Infowars, I was excited because I figured they would say something crazy and funny,â she said. âIt wasnât hard to âownâ Ashton because nothing she said made sense or even followed a logical train of thought. I was honestly stunned when she started talking about rats, so a lot of whatâs happening with me in the video is sheer bewilderment.â
She also explained her âworms in your brainsâ comment: âWhen I said, âI just want people to have healthcare, honey,â one of their reporters said off-camera, âThatâs what Hugo Chavez said,ââ Dasha said. âAnd when I looked in their eyes, they seemed so sick and crazy, like they had parasites in their brain that were making them say all this stupid, confused sh*t.â
Dasha went on to share why she expressed her support for free universal healthcare, saying, âAs an uninsured person, I feel personally victimized by the idea that anyone should be denied healthcare. Poor people shouldnât get sick and die because they canât afford to see a doctor, obviously,â she said. She also made a point to distinguish her socialist beliefs from mainstream liberalism.
âWhen Infowars posted the clip on YouTube, they titled it âLiberals Defend Socialism at Bernie Sanders Event,ââ she said. âIt seems like there is a lot of conservative confusion and conflation of âliberalâ and âleftist.â
âIâm a democratic socialist and a Bernie supporter and believe in things like wealth redistribution and socialized healthcare,â she said. âIâm not even an especially political or radical person â I read Marx in college, which affirmed my views that capitalism is evil and responsible for many of our social ills, which feels to me like common sense having experienced poverty.â
An Infowars post appears to indicate that the original video of Dasha has been removed. But Dasha wanted to make sure future generations could see her answers.
âI posted the video on my Twitter for posterity,â she said, âand I thought it was funny [that] they took it down because theyâre such failures.â