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paige, 30, 🩷💜💙, eternally exhausted, and overtaken by thoughts of the character

[that-was-tedious]

i’m sure this is VERY niche but sam reich is to brennen lee mulligan what the AI is to carl

[not100bees]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[knightofleo]

😾

[jackdawsfavorite]

bonus

[indigobuntings]

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

[indigobuntings]

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

[krchov]

(by @galwednesday)

[911onabcbts]

Gavin and his mom getting matching Christopher tattoos that were designed today.

[911onabcbts]

The cast yesterday with @missy-izzy0 thank you for sending them to me 🤍

[fellshish]

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

[romanitas]

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

[awesome-brick]

reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

[jello-the-frog]

*suspicious pile of shiny objects*

[days-without-ai-ads-offical]

*suspicious pile of asexual media under my bed ((its just really shiny rocks and wood burning tools))*

[inkanddragons]

*Suspiciously draconian behavioural patterns*

[911onabcbts]

New stills from Oliver’s short film ‘The Long Con.’

[budgie-research-blog]

thinking

[someonewhojustwokeup]

he is balenced

[fauxfable]

namaste, birb. 

[hitmewithcute]

Four year old beekeeper distracted by a roly-poly.

[scixerboa]

Best picture in the world

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[drtrinitysantos]

okay obligatory disclaimer that I'm faceblind but the AI generated alpha in this werewolf pregnancy novel is definitely supposed to be ryan guzman right

[drtrinitysantos]

Ryan Guzman as 'ALPHA INSTRUCTOR' in 'MATED TO HER ALPHA INSTRUCTOR'

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[freshcuntgrass]

Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[sergal]

my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

[coastal-mangos-one]