yo dude i'm 21

mke/waukesha

[senseitive]

Don’t disconnect with yourself in order to connect with someone

[lavender-lily]

[animatedtext]

[mjalti]

dont ask me what tf im talking about. i dont know ok? im just the vessel. the message has been gifted. i‘ve moved on

[wyrmwizard]

Me after being asked to repeat my McDonald’s order

[dankmemeuniversity]

[floraposting]

this is… so pure

[kittenfossils]

stay there forever

[onlyblackgirl]

We had a cow that would do this. You could take naps on her all day.

[birthdaypigeon]

could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….

[birthdaypigeon]

girl in horror movie holding a bible open: “according to legend, a mob tortured a half-man, half-god, and nailed him to a wooden cross, leaving him to starve to death. But days later, on this very night, they found he had clawed his way out of the grave. Now those who believe lie in wait for him to rise again, To honour him, they have weekly gatherings where they chant and sing, and at the end of it they eat his flesh and blood.”

girl’s friend: “wow.. thats so creepy…”

horror movie jock: “it’s only a myth, don’t worry”

[uranodioning]

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

[everythingfox]

it’s His egg

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[girlsfrommars]

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

[twyrine]

i just remembered one time in kindergarten i punched this girl i knew because we were drawing birds and she drew her bird with a human nose and mouth and it pissed me off so badly i went into like berserker mode

it looked like this

[australiansanta]

a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot

[unfollowlng]

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

[seenaill]

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

[unfollowlng]

you win

[stability]

this made me laugh a lot more than it should’ve

[pradea]

Last year in Cali

Photo taken by me (pradea)

[bitchycode]

I used to think that 21/22 years old people were adults with a job and a house on their own… and here we are sharing memes

[the-bookshop]