Served *redacted* And Died

Sheridan, she/her, Canadian Amateur Bird Nerd, Certified Dog Nerd Dog Blog.

[goblinchief]

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

[hippy-craic]

[ouroborosorder]

Shoutouts to the time I had a severe fever and took benedryl and wanted to listen to feel good inc but couldn’t remember the name. I think I was crying over this

[teendotcom]

Carly Rae Jepsen Throws Worst First Pitch of All Time

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

she can reclaim faggot for this one

[punky-rooster]

[fiendir]

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[victusinveritas]

[invaderxan]

[glumshoe]

someone fired a bullet through our bathroom wall the other day when we were gone, which is scary (but probably accidental), but the weirdest part is that we can’t actually find the place where it entered from outside... the wall inside is fucked up and you can see the hole where it came through, but there is no corresponding entrance hole on the exterior of the house. somehow the outer paneling was undamaged.

[glumshoe]

I think the exterior of the house is asbestos siding which apparently hides bullet holes really well.

There’s also a dent on the opposite wall where the bullet bounced off, and it looks like it had a really bizarre trajectory. Anyway, the neighbors say it was from a car chase where bullets went flying everywhere, so I’m not actually worried beyond “wow hope that doesn’t happen near me again”.

[mythopoetry]

This is the most American post I have ever seen

[glumshoe]

“someone fired a bullet through my asbestos from a car chase” yeah fair

[johnnycrass]

[childanddamselfly]

[the-uncanny-dag]

[autophoenix]

me doing stand up: and what about the rain? when she comes here she cleanses us, and is good. we love the rain.

audience: we love the rain.

[fatartappreciation]

It Depends on the Light by the wonderful British artist Karen Turner

[morepopcornplease]

fake Goncharov fans don’t even realize that Scorsese did NOT direct the 1973 cult classic. he was executive producer. 🤦‍♀️

The actual director is Natted JWHJ0715, and they deserve credit!!!

[onstoryladders]

It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)

[official-lucifers-child]

[natalieironside]

People will be like "Actually, the authoritative data from reliable sources says cops are good and love helping people" and you'll be like "What are these reliable sources" and they'll be like "We asked the cops and that's what they told us"

[kazunumo]

I have no idea what to post here now that im back into tumblr  have a worm I did a while ago! there’s still people like me who like these right? 

[garlic-slut]

“We have to be allowed to talk about X emaciated woman’s body so we can fight anorexia”

The issue is speaking about any one persons body, and what’s unacceptable or wrong with it, does nothing to move the needle for what bodies are acceptable. It contributes nothing to fat liberation. It doesn’t make fat people who have anorexia be taken seriously.

It’s doesn’t address that anorexia is a disease rooted in a need for control as well as fatphobia, and we live in a society that is in economic and political turmoil leaving people with little agency and control.

It doesn’t make people who are experiencing anorexia more likely to seek help. Especially with the way some of you are making it sound like anyone who is publicly struggling is wrong for doing so.

Hyper fixating on the bodies of specific women makes their bodies specials, and feeds into the social frenzy that pushes attention towards their looks. It doesn’t tell young women and girls who are inclined to develop ED’s to love themselves and seek help. It floods their timelines with triggering images and conversations.

You are not addressing the social and political causes of eating disorders. All you’re doing is piling onto more debates about women’s bodies and what they’re not meant to be.

[garlic-slut]

Okay, I legit just saw someone state one of these women was “killing” people!

[only-tiktoks]

[britney-j-christ]

[softservecanine]

You’re completely correct. Out of my way, able-bodied losers. Fuck you.

[aetherograph]

It's called an EZRide+ and you can learn where to find them here. They're about $1100 US as of June 2026, but you might need to buy additional parts to attach them to your chair, depending on the style of chair.

Remember to put links to products like this, they're usually hard to find and a lot of people need to know they exist.

[garlic-slut]

“We have to be allowed to talk about X emaciated woman’s body so we can fight anorexia”

The issue is speaking about any one persons body, and what’s unacceptable or wrong with it, does nothing to move the needle for what bodies are acceptable. It contributes nothing to fat liberation. It doesn’t make fat people who have anorexia be taken seriously.

It’s doesn’t address that anorexia is a disease rooted in a need for control as well as fatphobia, and we live in a society that is in economic and political turmoil leaving people with little agency and control.

It doesn’t make people who are experiencing anorexia more likely to seek help. Especially with the way some of you are making it sound like anyone who is publicly struggling is wrong for doing so.

Hyper fixating on the bodies of specific women makes their bodies specials, and feeds into the social frenzy that pushes attention towards their looks. It doesn’t tell young women and girls who are inclined to develop ED’s to love themselves and seek help. It floods their timelines with triggering images and conversations.

You are not addressing the social and political causes of eating disorders. All you’re doing is piling onto more debates about women’s bodies and what they’re not meant to be.