Served *redacted* And Died

Sheridan, she/her, Canadian Amateur Bird Nerd, Certified Dog Nerd Dog Blog.

[c3rvida3]

Italian catboy with extra toes named Paulie Dactyl.

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For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

[copaxa-deactivated20200514]

Kenojuak Ashevak – Birds Protect Flower (2011)

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mmm oh I can't think about that or I'll die

[goblinchief]

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

[hippy-craic]

[ouroborosorder]

Shoutouts to the time I had a severe fever and took benedryl and wanted to listen to feel good inc but couldn’t remember the name. I think I was crying over this

[teendotcom]

Carly Rae Jepsen Throws Worst First Pitch of All Time

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

she can reclaim faggot for this one

[punky-rooster]

[fiendir]

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[victusinveritas]

[invaderxan]

[glumshoe]

someone fired a bullet through our bathroom wall the other day when we were gone, which is scary (but probably accidental), but the weirdest part is that we can’t actually find the place where it entered from outside... the wall inside is fucked up and you can see the hole where it came through, but there is no corresponding entrance hole on the exterior of the house. somehow the outer paneling was undamaged.

[glumshoe]

I think the exterior of the house is asbestos siding which apparently hides bullet holes really well.

There’s also a dent on the opposite wall where the bullet bounced off, and it looks like it had a really bizarre trajectory. Anyway, the neighbors say it was from a car chase where bullets went flying everywhere, so I’m not actually worried beyond “wow hope that doesn’t happen near me again”.

[mythopoetry]

This is the most American post I have ever seen

[glumshoe]

“someone fired a bullet through my asbestos from a car chase” yeah fair

[johnnycrass]

[childanddamselfly]

[the-uncanny-dag]

[autophoenix]

me doing stand up: and what about the rain? when she comes here she cleanses us, and is good. we love the rain.

audience: we love the rain.

[fatartappreciation]

It Depends on the Light by the wonderful British artist Karen Turner

[morepopcornplease]

fake Goncharov fans don’t even realize that Scorsese did NOT direct the 1973 cult classic. he was executive producer. 🤦‍♀️

The actual director is Natted JWHJ0715, and they deserve credit!!!

[onstoryladders]

It's Matteo JWHJ0715!!!!! Very talented director (italian mother, license plate father)

[official-lucifers-child]

[natalieironside]

People will be like "Actually, the authoritative data from reliable sources says cops are good and love helping people" and you'll be like "What are these reliable sources" and they'll be like "We asked the cops and that's what they told us"