Who are the lexx blogs: the people have spoken!
Graphs will be below the cut, and I’d highly recommend checking them out; there’s some funny answers and some pretty close matches. Plus they’re much more comprehensive than the writeups!
With 8 votes, 0 is undoubtedly the creator of Homestuck, Andrew Hussie!
trailing behind is @artistically-gay with 6 votes, and Butch Hartman Himself with 5.
Almost immediately making me regret putting in the joke options, Chef Boyardee established himself as 0sauses with 6 votes!
Failing that, everyone’s favorite creator of your childhood, Butch Hartman, got 4 votes, and @going-dead & @ma-tsu-the-male-goddess got 3.
Winning with the biggest K.O. in the entire poll with 11 votes, apolosaurus is, without a doubt, a lightly toasted piece of calamari!
If that were suddenly disproven (but how? that’s definitely it!), poor, poor @d-o-t-s and birch hartman would both be under suspicion at 4 votes.
You heard it here first, folks: boreus is dangerously close in title to voreus (by a whole 8 votes!)
2nd place goes to binch heckman, surprising nobody, with 4 votes, and humble public servant @d-o-t-s with 3.
It was a close one, fellas! both @duncte123 and Elmer Thotman could be botus, as they both got 8 votes!
Luckily, if neither come forward, Bowsette is the next candidate at a disconcerting 7 votes.
His musical talents were a dead giveaway! Raking in 7 votes, chorus is without a doubt PSY, the Gangnam Style guy!
Unfortunately, he couldn’t be reached for contact, which means suspicion is now thrust upon 6-vote-winners @lexosaurus and @d-o-t-s! Poor, poor dots.
Making comic book fans sigh in relief, past CW fans have flashbacks, and 2002 Justice League fans scratch their heads in confusion, Barry Allen zooms ahead with 7 votes!
@d-o-t-s is chasing after him with 6 votes, and The Real Guy is promoting his YouTube on the side of the racetrack to his 5 voters.
It’s Hartman. Again. To the person who went through the poll and only picked Butch, there’s a special place in hell for you. 9 votes. Gorgeous, if you do turn out to be Hartman in disguise, you can thank me for throwing everyone off your trail.
If Butch never comes clean, you can redirect your ire to national treasure Ashely Tisdale, the proud holder of 7 votes. If that’s still not it, it’s probably @d-o-t-s, with 5. Probably.
With an impressive 11 votes, lazrus is confirmed to be… the absurd file size of the poll?
Coming in second with 4 votes apeice is the dastardly duo of detective @d-o-t-s and the man who made a fairysona, and then made it canon. Butch is the shadow leader of the lexxes. All the data is right here, waiting for someone to put the pieces together.
Who is @legitimately-lexosaurus?
Their claims to their identity seem to be legit, as 9 of you voted for @lexosaurus as the true owner of legit-lexx!
Greg Heffely is the next candidate with 5 votes, and Batch Hickman is unnervingly close behind with 4. Give Greg some space, Butch.
It’s no surprise they’re so supportive, as holding 10 votes, ur mom is confirmed to be luv! (plus another vote for YO MAMA. Does that count?)
@d-o-t-s was also highly suspected with 9 votes, and newcomer @what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me hoarded an impressive 5!
Well, they deactivated, so I doubt we’ll ever be certain. However, you guys guessed it was @realhartman (his tungle was deactivated for being NSFW >:) ) or Rick from Rick and Morty, both with 6 votes, and @d-o-t-s–again–with 5.
Another dead (half dead?) blog, so I’ll keep it brief. The top 3 suspects were bald komaeda with 6 votes, and the terrifying duo of @dannyphandump & Oaxis Entertainment’s CEO with 4.
We’ll need to call in Luigi to unmask this lexx, because 7 of you are certain they’re none other than King Boo!
Luckily, it could also be the far less scary (but infinitely harder to exorcise) Bartch Who?man, as 5 of you assumed, or @diddly-darn-ghost, who holds a surprising 4 votes. please dont check your @ s, diddles. you’re safely occupied with smiting zagtoon and we can’t risk disturbing you. diddles posts on top of the lexxopocalypse is more cursed energy than we’re ready to handle
No wonder they know so many cool shark facts! 9 votes are here to confirm that sharkus is actually Bruce from Finding Nemo!
@d-o-t-s swims into second place with 5 votes (what did dots do to you guys) and the creator of the highly praised Nickelodeon show Bunsen is a Beast is eating her bubbles with a measly 3.
It was obvious from the get-go, and the 5 votes only solidifies it: snare is a band kid!
Next in the interrogation hierarchy is both @d-o-t-s and the guy who hypothesized an AU where Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive fidget spinner, both touting an unwarranted 4 votes.
The sweet & wholesome treasure could be nothing other than a sweet and wholesome cosmic brownie, as 8 of you pointed out.
If you find it unlikely that a pastry could run a blog, you may find greener pastures with @d-o-t-s or Verified Calarts Attendee Branch Hooverman (as 5 people did). Those two were very popular, and honestly, it’s very likely they organized the lexxopocalypse. Their combined chaotic potential is more than enough needed to pull it off.
7 votes can’t lie, which means they have to be Butch “and you think you’re gonna take me down?” Hartman.
If not, there’s a solid candidate with 6 vote holder King K. Rool. Supposing you’ve got a thing against crocodiles, @reallydumbdannyphantomaus, @whosvladagain, and @lexosaurus are all generally suspicious enough to be considered (3 votes each!)
Opinions were heavily divided on this one, but Toby Fox won with 6 votes.
Following Mr. Undertale is the admittedly suspicious @artistically-gay and *insert a butchering of Hartman’s name here* with 5 votes each.
The main event. The cream of the crop. All will be revealed, and revealed is the nine-times voted for, definitive mod of vorus: @lexosaurus! Not even lexx saw that one coming.
After she undoubtedly rebukes these claims, you can shift your questioning over to poor, poor, innocent @d-o-t-s, who 8 people voted for. And once you’re done with that, go for a double interrogation of Elmer Earl Hartman and beloved children’s book author, R.L. Stein, who both snagged 7 votes.
Who is @yourfaveislexovorus?
The final blog. Only an incredibly auspicious person would be able to bear the mantle of yourfaveisvorus at such an auspicious moment, and luckily such a person was chosen; with 6 votes, yourfaveisvorus could be none other than Parry Grip, the renowned artist behind classic hits such as, “Boogie Woogie Hedgehog,” “Do You Like Waffles?” and, “It’s Raining Tacos.” Also he guest starred in an episode of Phineas and Ferb roughly 5 years after his peak fame.
But of course, this couldn’t be a resolution without one last finger pointing at both @lexosaurus and Butch Hartman, verified Thanos with 5 votes apiece.
Thank you to everyone who voted, and a special thanks to @dannyphandump and my one smart irl friend for helping me figure out Google Sheets. Couldn’t have done it without you guys!
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