and the universe said I love you because you are

love <3

[ectoblast]

i’m free <3

[despazito]

[akashicrecord]

Breast implants can be haunted and/or cursed just like any other object. People don't realize this and it always comes back to bite them in the clit

Can you come off anon and talk better yet start a podcast with me

[xxacidnekoxx]

✨ms paint story telling✨ a day with doggy!

[kate-komics]

If I ever get to draw an official Hellboy and Moth-Man comic I’m going to demand this scene be in it

[echo-does-art]

Who needs an Allosaurus when you could have an Arosaurus? :)

[harriertail]

[dicklessswonder]

picrew chain!!!

TOON ME! ⟪ B ⟫

➡️ 𝐀𝐋𝐓 𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐖: https://picrew.me/image_maker/1469769 ➡️ 𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐖 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎: https://toon-me-picrew.carrd.co Please read the info page be

(smaller body link is there too!!)

mine!!!

tagging @lalallorona @angerycat @aro-manita-muscaria @waitingforthesunrise @malteevars-kee-devi @confused-stripes @dead-immortal @everythingwillend @westwhorobaptistchurch @gooseberry--fool @thanyoucouldsaysabotage @ all mutuals i have too many 😭

[lalalloronaa-deactivated2024041]

ty for the tag!! tagging: @gooseberry--fool @girldiomedes @beetrootsoupdragon @thecuspofsomething @sisblink @christs-cock @tqsg and anyone who wants to!

[sisblink]

ty!!

tagging @err404r @thecuspofsomething @joseatta11 @ashlakh @2for2long @six-strings-are-better-than-four @gooseberry--fool @kozmicviolett @rahabq + anyone else that wants to!!

[err404r]

thanks!! <3 @sisblink

tags <3 @jxm-1up @kkilljoys @magenta-sketchbook @saturdayisover @bleuisghost @rawrriot @rutileclipzz29 @jaegerdominus

[bleuisghost]

Thaaaank youuuu! :D

Tis I. Tagging..

@ukatoyaki @canofhappy @unorthodoxica and anyone else who sees this :)

[unorthodoxica]

it me! Thanks bleu, appreciate the tag <3 (heart emoticon.)

Tagging: @aro-aizawa, @adventurousanthropologist, @jadenoryuu , and @redfoxtail26. Along with anyone who finds this ofc.

[jadenoryuu]

Thanks @unorthodoxica for tagging me! It was fun and I tried to depict my otaku soul more than my appearance, so here's me!

I'm gonna tag people who I think is gonna enjoy this (sorry if you aren't):

@teacupsandstarlight @pennerjones @dp-marvel94 @the-sprog @stealingyourbones @ashoutinthedarkness and anyone who I forgot and wants to join!

[ashoutinthedarkness]

OOOOooooo!!! Thank you @jadenoryuu !

Ok, I probably spent way to much time on this, but it was so much fun XD

Will probably make more lol

Tagging: @stealingyourbones @fangirlingpuggle @bonebrokebuddy @hdgnj @guardianrex @gentrychild @kore-arts

[stealingyourbones]

Oh this is so fun! I took far longer than I expected on this

@gilbirda @precarious-hermit @chronicallyonline-fandomwh0r3 @chromatographic

[gilbirda]

I love picrews!!!

tbh thats wery close to what i wear... instead of booty shorts and tights i also wear jeans, but the black hoodie STAYS ON.

And a trusty piña colada, of course.

@knyareth @spite-sapphic-starlight and uhhhh whoever loves picrews too!

[tathartiel]

Oooooooooooo picrew?! I love picrew! And we are doing ourselves? Ok then.

Hi everyone! And hello from my black kitty Luna too :D

Edit: Oh crap we are supposed to tag people who might like these uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh @arzuera @halfagone @nightshiftshenanigans I don't know if you all want to give it a go but here!

[nightshiftshenanigans]

Iz me!!! I was so happy to see the tooth gap option☺️

Gonna tag a couple people but don’t feel pressured to do it!💕

@halfagone @sideofhayfries @tourettesdog @thewritingowl @midnightenigmados

[thewritingowl]

Got distracted from writing so have a picrew bby

I don't have a neck tattoo irl, but this was the option that was closest to the amount of tats I have on my arms & legs & general body. Also I like to think that the bottle is Chocolate Milk bc I am constantly drinking choccy milk like a fucking child.

Then I also made a lolita version of me so here's me in JFashion form!

Here are some tags of some people, but no pressure! Just a fun little picrew thingy. :)

@midnightenigmados @twotailednekomata @pizzaintensifies

[dreadintensifies]

im not gonna tag anyone bc aside from owl and like two other people i don't actually fuckin know/talk to anyone here but have this

i call it "unfortunately for everyone else i wear a lot of black fat luck actually seeing shit"

okay i lied @ectoblast @pinkielord as the two other fuckers i know here, do the thing

[ectoblast]

tumblr.com mobile website is a scary place. thanks for the tag pizza guy, passing it to @katphantom69

[dicklessswonder]

picrew chain!!!

TOON ME! ⟪ B ⟫

➡️ 𝐀𝐋𝐓 𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐖: https://picrew.me/image_maker/1469769 ➡️ 𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐖 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎: https://toon-me-picrew.carrd.co Please read the info page be

(smaller body link is there too!!)

mine!!!

tagging @lalallorona @angerycat @aro-manita-muscaria @waitingforthesunrise @malteevars-kee-devi @confused-stripes @dead-immortal @everythingwillend @westwhorobaptistchurch @gooseberry--fool @thanyoucouldsaysabotage @ all mutuals i have too many 😭

[lalalloronaa-deactivated2024041]

ty for the tag!! tagging: @gooseberry--fool @girldiomedes @beetrootsoupdragon @thecuspofsomething @sisblink @christs-cock @tqsg and anyone who wants to!

[sisblink]

ty!!

tagging @err404r @thecuspofsomething @joseatta11 @ashlakh @2for2long @six-strings-are-better-than-four @gooseberry--fool @kozmicviolett @rahabq + anyone else that wants to!!

[err404r]

thanks!! <3 @sisblink

tags <3 @jxm-1up @kkilljoys @magenta-sketchbook @saturdayisover @bleuisghost @rawrriot @rutileclipzz29 @jaegerdominus

[bleuisghost]

Thaaaank youuuu! :D

Tis I. Tagging..

@ukatoyaki @canofhappy @unorthodoxica and anyone else who sees this :)

[unorthodoxica]

it me! Thanks bleu, appreciate the tag <3 (heart emoticon.)

Tagging: @aro-aizawa, @adventurousanthropologist, @jadenoryuu , and @redfoxtail26. Along with anyone who finds this ofc.

[jadenoryuu]

Thanks @unorthodoxica for tagging me! It was fun and I tried to depict my otaku soul more than my appearance, so here's me!

I'm gonna tag people who I think is gonna enjoy this (sorry if you aren't):

@teacupsandstarlight @pennerjones @dp-marvel94 @the-sprog @stealingyourbones @ashoutinthedarkness and anyone who I forgot and wants to join!

[ashoutinthedarkness]

OOOOooooo!!! Thank you @jadenoryuu !

Ok, I probably spent way to much time on this, but it was so much fun XD

Will probably make more lol

Tagging: @stealingyourbones @fangirlingpuggle @bonebrokebuddy @hdgnj @guardianrex @gentrychild @kore-arts

[stealingyourbones]

Oh this is so fun! I took far longer than I expected on this

@gilbirda @precarious-hermit @chronicallyonline-fandomwh0r3 @chromatographic

[gilbirda]

I love picrews!!!

tbh thats wery close to what i wear... instead of booty shorts and tights i also wear jeans, but the black hoodie STAYS ON.

And a trusty piña colada, of course.

@knyareth @spite-sapphic-starlight and uhhhh whoever loves picrews too!

[tathartiel]

Oooooooooooo picrew?! I love picrew! And we are doing ourselves? Ok then.

Hi everyone! And hello from my black kitty Luna too :D

Edit: Oh crap we are supposed to tag people who might like these uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh @arzuera @halfagone @nightshiftshenanigans I don't know if you all want to give it a go but here!

[nightshiftshenanigans]

Iz me!!! I was so happy to see the tooth gap option☺️

Gonna tag a couple people but don’t feel pressured to do it!💕

@halfagone @sideofhayfries @tourettesdog @thewritingowl @midnightenigmados

[thewritingowl]

Got distracted from writing so have a picrew bby

I don't have a neck tattoo irl, but this was the option that was closest to the amount of tats I have on my arms & legs & general body. Also I like to think that the bottle is Chocolate Milk bc I am constantly drinking choccy milk like a fucking child.

Then I also made a lolita version of me so here's me in JFashion form!

Here are some tags of some people, but no pressure! Just a fun little picrew thingy. :)

@midnightenigmados @twotailednekomata @pizzaintensifies

[dreadintensifies]

im not gonna tag anyone bc aside from owl and like two other people i don't actually fuckin know/talk to anyone here but have this

i call it "unfortunately for everyone else i wear a lot of black fat luck actually seeing shit"

okay i lied @ectoblast @pinkielord as the two other fuckers i know here, do the thing

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[raevenlywrites]

Art by coolfrogdude together at last

[bisexualshakespeare]

[ID: a comic illustrating the above thread as if it was happening in a theater. The users are mostly shaped like their icons, pukicho is a pikachu and hokuto-ju-no-ken is a gengar. The last panel is gengar looks back where a speech bubble comes out of the crowd to say, “you could if you weren’t a fucking coward.” /end]

[azzy-the-christian-furry-deacti]

I can’t believe I’m actually seeing this post

[beardedmrbean]

Magic of tumblr,

[funnelcloudd]

She has 10 eggs omg how did her little body make so many eggs I’m going to cry

[funnelcloudd]

Her bird husband keeps bringing her little green worms to eat and every time she hears him outside she does these happy little chirps ahhhhh

[croc-odette]

she’s sleeping right now…

[funnelcloudd]

UPDATE: all ten eggs have hatched :)

[funnelcloudd]

UPDATE:

All ten babies are getting ready to fledge!!!

[tomorrowillbeyou]

every single year there is some headline like 30 children vaporised into ashes in record heatwave and the most unpleasant person u have ever met is like "they could NOT handle texas 🤣"

[tacofriend]

Something that I think should be an important part of solarpunk aesthetics is screws.

Look at your smartphone. No screws. You've got to have specialized tools to get inside your phone to repair something. There are certain pieces of tech that are glued in place and glue can't be undone without permanently breaking the bond.

But screws!

You can take apart a broken old radio, repair what's broken, and, if you were careful in taking it apart, you can put it back together and have a fully functioning radio and all you need is a common screwdriver!

It's hard to build screws and other mechanical fasteners because it requires more planning than clamps and glues, but isn't that what solarpunk is all about‽ It's about care and sustainability and and a radio or a computer built carefully with repair in mind is a sustainable computer that stays out of landfills and in use.

[kiiiraz]

[inkyzuzi]

[ID:

*screencap of a tiktok by @sarahinyellow featuring a lightskinned person sitting at their laptop with a bag of potato chips and a bottle of diet coke*

“diet culture will demonize any food that isn’t “clean” but EVERY food can have a benefit for you

Diet Coke is somehow the only thing that stops my migraines, and it reminds me of my best friend. Cape Cod potato chips are my go to salty snack and I live 10 minutes from the factory, so they make me feel cool.

Food is more than fuel. It’s memories and satisfaction and tradition and home and culture.

There’s nothing evil about that.”

END ID]

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

Think about how much you love the little gay people in your phone. It's nice right?

You are the little gay person in someone else's phone. Peace and love ect.

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

[scienceoftheidiot]

They existed *before beetles*

[somethingaboutsomethingelse]

[spacedandelions]

Why is this sad? Why am I sad?

[ignescent]

https://xkcd.com/1259/

Bee Orchid

[sepdet]

This is how I feel about Joshua Trees. They and avocado trees produce fruit meant to be eaten and dispersed by giant ground sloths. Without them, the Joshua Trees' range has shrunk by 90%.

(my own photos)

Not only they, but the entire Mojave ecosystem is still struggling to adapt since the loss of ground sloth dung. their chief fertilizer.

Many, many trees and plants in the Americas have widely-spaced, extremely long thorns that do nothing to discourage deer eating their leaves, but would've penetrated the fur of ground sloths and mammoths. Likewise, if you've observed a tree that drops baseball or softball-sized fruit which lies on the ground and rots, like Osage Oranges, which were great for playing catch at my school, chances are they were ground sloth or mammoth chow.

You can read about various orphaned plants and trees missing their megafauna in this poignant post:

The Trees That Miss The Mammoths - American Forests

Trees that once depended on animals like the wooly mammoth for survival have managed to adapt and survive in the modern world.



[modernvintage]

First quote from the linked article. Found it poetic.

[rogha]

loving the discourse atm that’s ‘vampires disgusted by all the anti-anxiety meds and microplastics in people’s bloods’ vs ‘vampires probably miss the high that over-the-counter opium and mercury tinctures gave blood’

[cipheramnesia]

Vampire figuring out he’s depressed after feeling better drinking antidepressant blood.

[terriwriting]

Vampire in an aloha shirt, sipping a blood and antidepressant cocktail through a bendy straw: “Turns out dressing in solid black and living in a dark cave for two hundred years was a symptom, not a lifestyle. I still live in the cave, obviously. Real estate is insane these days. But I put some lights in and bought a nicer coffin.”