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Bought a jeffrëë stár makeup palette for my Halloween look since i didn't have the colors i needed. When it arrived i destroyed one of the colors by ripping it out and crumbling the product up. I took a picture and sent it to the support desk of the shop i bought it from. They told me to r3türń it in order to get a r3füńd, so i waited til after Halloween and now I'm a happy cheap idiot with my møń3y back :)
late but çrøcs 🧬 success for a little over $100
JUST THOUGHT OF INTERESITNG METHOD (maybe works?)
so i was looking through a mutual's blog and they wanted to l1ft an SSD (not sure what that is i'm not a computer/electronics guy), but the box will most likely have an RFID tag/chip on or in it somewhere since it's an electronic good...
hear me out -- lightning conceal it, then open the package with ONE hand while making it look like you're feeling in your bag for something. MAKE SURE YOU'RE WALKING and your hand should move back and forth a bit, as if you're blindly feeling around the surface of the bag's sides.
if someone sees you and you think you might get sussed, pull out a box of t1c t4cs or a package of gum. that way it just looks like you have a TON of shit in your bag and it's not organized properly.
extra points if you have something that makes noise in your bag (i put a small messenger bag with a ton of keychains in it inside of a reusable bag so if my reusable bag makes noise when i drop something like a candle into it, it's less suspicious) and if it's something you could use multiple times (it would be weird to pop 4 pieces of gum into your mouth in the span of 20 minutes, right?). the messenger bag in question has this side pocket with a loose thread that i'm ALWAYS getting shit/my hand stuck in, so it would probably look less suspicious with high-quality/designer/smaller/thinner bags like mine.
Total= ✨£420.99✨
Not beat my high score but I’m still happy with the stuff I got. Hmu if you have any questions 💕💕 the image makes everything in this photo look small smh
I really want Takis rn
Some unorganized thoughts on clothing and what you should and shouldn’t wear lifting.
1.) Are you Unique? Better cut that shit right out.
Seriously, though, when you go lifting you want to disappear into the crowd and be totally unmemorable. Dark, neutral colors in simple, well fitting styles with maybe a statement piece. It doesn’t have to be fancy to make you look rich. Leave your crop tops and shorts at home, avoid clothes with prominent brand names, bright colors or anything you’d see on TikTok. While the majority of staff might be Gen Z and young Millennials, most LP is going to be older and instantly suspicious of style they don’t understand or deem “too loud”. Classy, modest, and timeless is your goal.
2.) In the same vein of thought, if you have things in your closet that you wear daily, do NOT wear them to lift. The one and only time I got caught as a teen was because I used a very unique, memorable bag. Leave your vintage backpack at home, don’t wear your daily driver Doc Marten’s, and forget about taking that sweater you wear to work. Anything that is memorable and/or unique needs to stay out of a store you plan to steal from.
3.) You have great hair, you should chop it off.
Okay, not really. You don’t need to shave your head or anything, but if your hair is anything other than standard issue you should definitely hide it. Hoodies will make you suspicious, but a fashionable hat, scarf, hijab, or wig are all great options. If your hair is simply out of the ordinary because it’s very long/short/curly, you’re probably fine to simply style it differently each time, but if you have colored hair you MUST cover it. Not only is it VERY identifiable, but I’ve read multiple sources where LP intentionally target, track and profile young people with pink/blue/unnatural hair colors.
4.) It’s always good to dress in the style of the store you plan to lift from, but dressing rich is best. Seriously. A rich person can go almost anywhere, shop almost anywhere, and never look out of place. Well fitted clothes in neutral colors, resisting the urge to give into micro trends in clothes, hair and makeup, and an attitude of utter, nearly unethical confidence goes a long, long way.
“But Mama!” I hear you cry; “That’s not my style! I like my dyed hair and orange pants and I have the confidence of a sea slug!”
And to that I say GOOD.
The less you look like yourself when you lift the better. Play the part of a 30 something soccer mom that drives a BMW. March into that Aeropostale like you’re shopping for an obnoxious teenaged daughter, pursue Whole Food’s butcher like you have $300 to spend on lobster and filet, because if the cops are looking for Karen they’re not going to find you.
5.) On the subject of makeup, here’s another great chance to become someone else. Do you have acne? Big, bushy brows? A scar on your chin? All of that needs to disappear. You know those “clean girl makeup routines,” that are going around right now? That is what you want. Simple, clean, completely forgettable yet still put together.
Remember, our goal is classy, timeless and bland. We want to look wealthy and presentable, but also like a background character.
6.) If you’re not wearing a mask you’re dead to me. Not only are we still in the midst of a poorly handled pandemic that threatens the lives of disabled, immunocompromized, and chronicly ill people across the world, but masks are the PERFECT excuse to hide 3/4 of your face. Lift a few in plain neutrals, but also a few in bold colors for a pop in otherwise plain outfits.
7.) confidence is everything. It’s probably the number one tip on liftblr, but for real, that whole pretending you’re a 30-something soccer mom with an Amex in her purse is precious advice. Be warm to all staff but also act like you own the place. Back straight, chest out and eyes steady, even if you’re losing your shit inside.
TL;DR: Cover and remove any identifiable clothing items, facial features, hair colors. Wear plain, well-fitted clothes in neutral colors and pretend you’re a rich white woman.
Obviously, most importantly, dump and run if it feels sketch. This is illegal. This is a crime. You can and will go to jail. They will not let you go because you’re cute or you donate to homeless shelters. Be smart. Don’t get caught. If at all possible, don’t lift at all.
Golden, all of this. ♥️
loveeee when I google “[company] order missing” and a million reviews pop up of how nice customer service was and how they got a refund asap lolllll. anyway I can’t wait for my new order to not arrive
Lmao people are so petty. I'm at the self checkout with a full basket of groceries and "forgot" to scan the second box of cherry tomatoes. The worker rudely says "hello" and scans pretty much everything i bought because of the 2 euro tomatos. She's actually supposed to ask if she's allowed to check my bag. She added the second box without even saying anything.
Idgaf about the tomatoes, just really don't like the vibe of that chick. Unnecessarily rash.
this is probably a frothing hot take but if you, as a minimum wage employee, get pissed about recreational shoplifters (i.e.: people not stealing for survival) because you think that shoplifting has any impact on your wage or job security
guess what! it's actually the corporation you work for that is threatening you. if they tell you wages are low because people are stealing, not only are they lying to you, the only reason they're telling you that is to make clear to you how precarious your employment is and how they see you as financially interchangeable to a tube of lipgloss. if your employer in any way telegraphs to you, explicitly or implicitly, that your livelihood is somehow tied to someone stealing something, this is a direct attempt to make you feel powerless, small and disposable
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ik this doesn't belong in Į!ftbĮr but i couldn't help it lol
I've been trying to lose weight and being able to go into a store, fill my cart up with low calorie snacks n meals, and just walk out instead of paying extra money for healthy options is
the
BEST
How are y’all doing these beautiful grocery hæls? I need one for myself & my partner desperately, $$$ is beyond tight—is it really just as simple as filling up reusable bags & walking out w/confidence? Any additional tips would be so helpful!
It can be as simple as that!! I tend to stick to actual grocery stores, such as walmart neighborhood market(not the super center), publix, sprouts, kroger, harris teeter, trader joe's, whole foods, etc etc. Make a grocery list beforehand, do your shopping as normal! You can fill up your bag as you shop, but i personally prefer to just fill up my cart with the items, walk out, and bag next to my car.
If you're at a store with a cafe inside, load up your cart with what ur getting, go to the cafe, and sit there for a bit, maybe 15-30 minutes, then dip! I've done that multiple times w various stores.
Wishing u the best of luck, it can be pretty nerve wracking to start but you got this!
Fantastic, thanks so much!! Truly appreciate the tips 😁
if you sleeve things cut a little hole on the inside wrist cuff of a hoodie/zip up, it’ll give it a place to kinda hook into so you don’t have to worry abt it falling out and you don’t have to slip it into a bag or something as that can look rlly sus sometimes. works best with things like lipsticks and glosses or mascara but you can also slip small items like rings and stuff fully into the sleeve cuff. idk if this makes sense so i might post pictures later.
first one is with just the cuff flipped, second is fully inside out, third is to show what it looks like with an item tucked in (just in case it wasn’t obvious)
it’s a lot more subtle when standing/walking but make sure to have it facing towards your body on the inside of your wrist. also this won’t work on tighter fitting jackets obviously
i also have small cuts on the inside of the “cuff” thing along the bottom hem of the jacket which work really well for earrings/rings/anything really small.
💕New random hauls💕
Been lifting as usual lately, food for school etc, I just don’t always take pics of my hauls lmao. Ps I used my hook for the first time to get the jeans from TKay Máxx.
Existing is fun when everything is free
shoutout to the peperami thieves, I stēāl that šhiīt on a weekly basis 😂👏
Reposting bc way too many notes on original post
BODY PÄCKÏÑG
Copied this post bc the original had too many notes
I haven’t seen any posts on body päckïñg and I like to think of myself as pretty experienced when it comes to this so I’m gonna tell y’all what I do😘💖💫
DIFFERENT WAYS TO BODY PÄCK
1. This is the most obvious and I guess easiest way, assuming you’re Į1ft1ng clothes you just wear the clothes under what you are already wearing. This is self-explanatory
2. This is my FAVORITE way you can get so much, I have a really cheap corset and I just wear that under a loose fitting shirt so the boning doesn’t show and you can jam pack that thing full of stuff (not just clothes) and not a single lump will show
3. ‘Lining yourself’ lets say you’re Į1ft1ng two pairs of pants and you are already wearing one under the pants you came in wearing and you can shove another pair on so you take your shirt off and you for example fold the waist band in a little bit put one leg of the pants down your arm and one down your torso. Put your shirt and jacket back on and you’re good to go
4. The elastic method: Į1ft some elastic from a craft store, measure your waist, subtract a couple inches and sew it together. Next time you go Į1ft1ng put the elastic around your waist and since it is nice and tight it will hold things to you without them slipping out. This works best for lighter items like panties or clothes. Hard plastic items might slip out but if you make it tight enough I’m sure you can do it with makeup
5. this is for on floor cöncæĮíñg but basically you just shove shit in your boots. let’s say you’re in sephora and you have a long coat and tall boots on, you can crouch down to look at something have your coat go over your boots and put whatever is in your hand into your boot and viola!🙌
6. This is also for on the floor cöncæĮíñg and I’m not even sure if this counts as body päckïñg but you just put your thing in your armpit and walk out this is good for little things but if you have a big wallet you can put larger things behind the wallet and put the wallet plus whatever your lifting in your armpit to block the view of what your lifting
I’m sure this isn’t all of the methods, just what I could think of off the top of my head 💖
looking at mall maps and deciding on my specific route. feeling like a movie villain (i am a teenager who likes free things)
does anyone have tips to not look $usp!ci0us? i always look so süs to the point where my friends have commented on it, and when i try to act “not śus” i feel like i just look awkward :/
Its all about your level of anxiety. Calm urself down and practice Į1ftîng techniques at home til ur confident you don't look obvious. Its good to fill urself or even use a mirror if ur lazy! 💕
