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6. BLUNT FORCE
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okay i made another quiz but this time itās which monster youāll get to hook upĀ with. reblog with your result!!
is it just me or did the second question have anybody else like
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This sunglasses company called Gargoyles used to have a motto that said ālet a gargoyle sit on your faceā which, without context, would have certainly made monsterfuckers disappointed when they found out it was for an eyewear company
monsterfucker tumblr yāall make ur demons too human
like donāt get me wrong thereās nothing wrong with āhot guy with bat wingsā but sometimes i get on here for ācoarse furred creature with a vaguely pig-shaped head who carries a hammer and will hold you down and shove its tongue into your throatā you know
I wanna talk about Venom but I can't make a coherent thought so have these I got off of Pinterest
the champion
I looked her up and it's this giant tentacle armed white monster with a pussy oyster for a head and I was like "no...this must be a mutated form. She's gotta have a hot form. People do not want to fuck the pussy oyster..."
I regret to inform you people want to fuck the pussy oyster.
this IS the hot form you casual
āIt is ill-advised to dip your feet in the bog, no matter how hot the day has been⦠yet some do it anyway.ā
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People who like mantises but aren't that into entomology are always "orchid mantises" this and "orchid mantises" that. Overrated. Can we talk about Toxodera integrifolia for a minute:
(Image links because as much as it pains me I've never seen one of these beauties irl: 1 2 3)
Like how are these things real. Girl what is that thorax shape. Why are you wearing eyeliner. And the colors? Absolutely fire. This is a 10/10 insect if you ask me.
Okay I like mantises and I enjoy some of the more lesser-known ones but HOW HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF THIS ABSOLUTE POKEMON BEFORE?? I LOVE HER????
Okay actually you know what, I'm not done going insane here. This whole genus is just batshit insane. I just looked up more of them and my only responses were "What the fuck is this?" "What the shit is that?!" because seriously look at these things.
Feather mantis, Toxodera hauseri
Dragon mantis, Toxodera beieri
Just... Look at these beauties. I have never been more in love with an insect in my life. I want to smooch them all on their perfect little mantis heads and cradle their tiny mantis bodies in my hands. I want to keep them and their environment safe from everyone. I LOVE THESE BEAUTIFUL LADIES!
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Understanding someone so different from yourself
Loving the unlovable
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Being turned on and afraid
Freaky inhuman sex
Listen. I do love weird looking monster cocks as much as the next guy, but I genuinely barely see any love for bizarre vagina biology on monsters. Whenever I see monster cunt it's always basically just human, and what's with that?
Hear me out. Here are some suggestions:
Insect monsters whose chitinous underbellies you have to rub and caress to get to their slits/gonopores.
Transmasc werewolves whose bottom growth is exagerrated while transformed, allowing for easy penetration. Knotted tdicks anyone?
Monsters who have claspers in their cunts to keep you locked inside of them while you cum.
Monsters whose wetness has an aphrodisiac quality, making it hard to think of anything but keeping your face and tongue buried inside of them to get more.
Reptile monsters with hemiclitori to make pleasure even more intense as you eat them out.
Monsters with vaginal canals they can restrict and shift around independently, allowing them to form fit themselves perfectly to your fingers or cock.
Robots with slits that vibrate as you grind against or fuck them.
Hyena monster women with pseudo-penises.
PUSSY TENTACLES!!
Idk man like monster cocks are neat but I need to eat out weird monster pussy okay?