* DECEPTION / EXPERT

*  TEMP  DASH  ONLY  !    LOW  ACTIVITY  !

[fuckyeahhighqualitypics]

[vhsmeme]

* random starters

‘ what happened to you? ’

‘ i heard everything. ’

‘ need anything from the store? ’

‘ absolutely not. ’

‘ i hope you’re happy. ’

‘ where were you? ’

‘ i’ll get you a band-aid. ’

‘ follow me. ’

‘ i’m proud of you. ’

‘ be careful. ’

‘ it was an accident. ’

‘ you’re lying. ’

‘ take it. ’ 

‘ are you sick? ’ 

‘ why? ’

‘ go away. ’

‘ i love you. ’ 

‘ don’t give me that look. ’

‘ goodbye. ’

‘ i don’t believe this! ’

‘ you look bored. ’ 

[lgtmn-blog]

*   THE   TRUTH   IS   WRITTEN   ON   ALL   OUR   FACES  .

[anticute-marshmallowmars]

[rpmemestbh]

Personality Starters

(as requested by anon)

Starters:

❝Why do you have to be so stubborn?❞ 

❝I know you better than you know yourself.❞

❝You don’t have to be so rude.❞

❝You’re so dynamic, that’s what I love about you.❞

❝You need to learn to put yourself first.❞

❝Fuck love.❞

❝Well that was brutally honest.❞

❝Perfectionism only ends in disappointment.❞

❝I have to be perfect.❞

❝You don’t have to act so tough.❞

❝Why do you pretend not to care?❞

❝Don’t you believe in me?❞

❝I don’t think you’re as apathetic as you think you are.❞

❝I love your zest for life.❞

❝You’re really brave.❞

❝That took a lot of courage. Thanks.❞

❝Life really isn’t as great as you make it out to be.❞

❝Life really isn’t as bad as you make it out to be.❞

❝I don’t understand you.❞

❝You don’t understand me.❞

❝I know you’re only mean because people were mean to you but is this really what you want?❞

❝Your smile is contagious.❞

❝Why are you so self-critical?❞

❝Thanks for trusting me.❞

❝Of course I trust you.❞ 

[lgtmn-blog]

tag  me  in  starters  or  send  memes  u  fakes

[alexromero]

[shithowdy]

roleplaying a character who is very talented and educated in something you know nothing about

[rpmemestbh]

Drinking starters

as requested by @ambitionbled (it won’t let me tag you, sorry!)

CONCERN.

❝How much have you had to drink?❞

❝You could have fucking alcohol poisoning!❞  

❝Easy, there. Try to sit up.❞

❝I think I might’ve overdone it on the alcohol…❞

❝We’ve got to go get your stomach pumped.❞

❝I thought you said you were clean!❞

❝Yes, it is a big deal.❞

❝Let me drive you home.❞

❝You are NOT driving like this!❞

❝You are gonna have one hell of a hangover tomorrow.❞

❝Drinking until you puke is not normal.❞

DRUNK.

❝Is this real life?❞ 

❝I want to go to sleep but I can’t find any sheep.❞

❝How do you show fish affection?❞

❝Taco Bell is open 24 hours, right?❞

❝Tequila is not my friend? YOU’RE not my friend.❞

❝Drunk I am not.❞

-glasses on head- ❝Where did I put my glasses?❞

❝How do I tell my parents I’m a mermaid?❞ 

❝I’m not even tired.❞

❝I should call my ex.❞

❝I’m not drunk enough for this.❞

❝Does playing Mario Kart drunk count as drunk driving?❞

-hugging the floor- ❝I’m trying to stop the floor from spinning.❞

❝Can we go out for fried chicken?❞

ANGST.

❝What’s the fucking point anymore?❞

❝Screw recovery. I want a drink.❞

❝I’m too sober for this shit.❞ 

❝I don’t give a shit what you think.❞

❝I seriously don’t feel too good.❞

❝I didn’t even have that much to drink.❞

❝Will you stop fucking interrogating me?❞

❝I can drive. I’m fine.❞

❝There’s a reason I drink so much.❞

❝You’re the reason I drink so much.❞

❝I’m only happy when I’m drunk.❞

FLUFF/FUN.

❝You’re cute, you know that?❞ 

❝You wanna get wasted?❞

❝I’m bar-hopping tonight, wanna come?❞

❝What are you drinking, and why aren’t you sharing?❞

❝I’m having a party for two.❞

❝You’re so hot.❞

❝I’m usually too chicken-shit to say this, but…I really like you.❞

❝I don’t want to kiss you with your alcohol breath.❞

*kisses on forehead*

*kisses on cheek*

*kisses on lips*

[lgtmn-blog]

*   THE   TRUTH   IS   WRITTEN   ON   ALL   OUR   FACES  .

[lgtmn-blog]

sb  :  tim  roth  is  the  poor  mans  christoph  waltz me  :

[sarahnesthetic]

[bloody-hands-veins]

[nogoodwitch-deactivated20180731]

vincent n roxxy sentence starters

from the 2016 movie. harsh language warning. feel free to change pronouns!

“let’s get the fuck out of here.” 

“so who are you?”

“why did you help me?”

“you think you can drop me off at a bus station or something?”

“you got something you wanna ask me?”

“i’ve got nothing hide in this world.”

“where are you gonna go?”

“i don’t even know you.” 

“you fell for that lame ass joke.” 

“you get a lot of pussy?”

“it’s so fucking good to finally meet you.”

“everything’s all fucking torn up.” 

“i’m not the type of person to ask for hand outs but…”

“i’ll pay you back once i get the money.” 

“it’s not the cops i’m worried about.”

“so what’s her deal?”

“she sounds fucked up.” 

“you in some kind of trouble?”

“you look great.”

“don’t you fucking touch me like that.” 

“that shit wasn’t cool ten years ago.” 

“the last thing we need is trouble from this guy.” 

“do you wanna maybe grab a bite with me?”

“everybody drinks moonshine in these parts!” 

“aw, ______, you’re a romantic.”

“don’t even think about it, i’m paying.” 

“that’s a lot for cheap prizes and funnel cakes.” 

“how would you rob a carnival?”

“so did you fuck her?”

“you better watch out, homie, you gonna fall in love.”

“i’m in no position to be in love.” 

“you wanna go for a ride?”

“what’s your sign?” 

“stay away from me.” 

“you’re a fucking liar.” 

“you don’t even know me.” 

“no one. that’s who. you’re no one.”

“it was a mistake ever coming here.” 

“i thought you were happy here.” 

“i just don’t belong here.” 

“i think we need a little something stronger than beer.” 

“how bad you’d beat them?”

“i know i fucked up for a long time, but i’m trying to do better.” 

“why do you have this desire to take care of me?” 

“worry about you need.” 

“nothing will ever be right with you. it’s who you are.” 

“this is my fault.” 

“i love you.” 

“i hope that some day you can forgive me.” 

“get the fuck out or die.” 

[bloody-hands-veins]

[lgtmn-blog]

*   THE   TRUTH   IS   WRITTEN   ON   ALL   OUR   FACES  .

[payidaresque]

— Would you ever lie to protect me? — You’d never put me in that position. — That’s a deflection. and a little naive, by the way. — You see, you’ve been spending too much time hanging around in my office.