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whispers of the deep
xiao x siren!reader content: when a siren and an adepti cross paths fluff? somewhat angst but not really? reader is a troll masterlist
permanence — lohen
synopsis. it’s been about two years since you married lohen. in that time, he’s been a perfect gentleman — leaving you to ponder if the rumors about his uncouth behavior are true, and if you ever will truly know your husband. all of a sudden, two years of a perfect marriage unravels in a single night, and it all starts with you catching him watching you in your sleep.
— content. arrangedmarriage!au, suggestive, takes place in the context of canon, stalking/stalking encouragement (but its okay cuz its him), like one or two phrases romanticizing murder and cannibalism (but its okay cuz its him) 🌚, jealousy, implies intimacy with reader being lohen's first time, mutual yearn, reader wears a loose tank top to sleep but no pronouns are used
— notes. 3.1k words, oh and he cries a little bit . we on some freak shit 2day. art by @/kanann_x on twt!
You never knew that red eyes could look pink underneath the pale moonlight.
It makes sense, since you and Lohen have never even shared a room (much less a bed) since you got married, and he’s rarely even in the house when the sun sets, so you wouldn’t know what your husband’s eyes look like at night. The last time you saw his face this close up was two years ago, at the altar. His eyes reminded you of cherries, then — ruby red like blood against pale skin, an intense presence that seemed like they could burn you if you got too close.
They’re softer, now. A gentler flush of light swirled in his irises.
Your voice comes out hoarse.
“… What are you doing in my room?”
A Twinkling Apology.
Blade and you get into a heated argument that begets no winners, only two irked lovers. Things are icy until Blade finally swallows his pride and is the first to apologise—but you’re too stubborn to listen to him yet.
“Oh, please,” you scoff, checking out your nails, “unless you can give me a star plucked from the sky, I don’t want to hear anything from you.”
It’s meant to be a figure of speech to imply that he won’t be able to apologise, at least for tonight. You’ll probably be fine in the morning to talk things out maturely.
But you forget; you’re talking to Blade.
Furnace Master Ying-motherfucking-Xing.
The entire night Blade spends tinkering away in his little workshop, much to your confusion and chagrin. What in the world is he doing? Part of you wants to demand him to come to bed, but you’re still bitter from the fight. So you simply lay in bed in silence, arms crossed and eyes gazing at the ceiling while you listen to the occasional thunk of a hammer, whirr of a drill, and hushed whoosh of fire.
You huff. Honestly, even his dedication to his craft is ticking you off right now. Who does he think he is?!
After a long while the door opens, and in steps Bladie, torso bare and slick with sweat, his crafting goggles still on.
Holding a literal star in his hands.
Ignoring your flabbergasted expression as you sit up in bed and ogle, he deadpans, rather redundantly, “I brought you the star you asked for.”
The silence is only filled by a soft vibrating hum from the small celestial ball of light, fiery-gold in its lustrous sheen. You have it in you to sputter, “What—how—huh—”
Blade immediately launches into explanation. “Obtaining the star was the simple part. Given its original temperature and size, I had to smelt it down into a more mortal-friendly miniature through rigorous rearrangement of its gaseous particles, turning them malleable enough to reshape.” He holds it up. “Now it’s safe to touch and can also be used as decoration.”
“Wh-what..?”
The man takes this as avenue to go into detail about melting points, platinum and gold calibrating, and de-vaporisation, but you’re still sputtering in shock and disbelief. Everything’s going in one ear and out the other; your mind is buffering too much to process anything. And the damn star hums and flickers all the while.
“So do you…” he fidgets with the gleaming nova, shifting from one foot to the other, “forgive me now, my sweet?”
One night, Rex Lapis returns to your shared chambers after an evening of revelry with his fellow Archons—tipsy.
The god opens the doors to your bedroom with a grander flourish than his usual gentle-natured disposition, beaming.
“My lord, you’re back!” You hop out of bed and bound over to him eagerly. “How was the- oof!”
Rex Lapis engulfs you in an intense bear hug, the smile never leaving his face. “Ah, my dearest sweet,” he hums, “how long has it been since I have embraced you like this? Decades have passed since our last meeting.” His horns and tail have manifested, the latter wagging intensely like an overgrown puppy’s.
You squirm in his tight grip, finally catching a whiff of the wine on him. That Barbatos… “No, it’s only been a few hours. If decades had passed I’d be old and wrinkly!”
“And I would still savour the taste of you every night,” the Geo Lord coos, relentless in his cuddling. His tail does not stop.
Your face turns hot. “A-anyway! Please let me go and I can help you with your…current state!”
“There is nothing that can sate my affection for you,” your divine lover declares, although his grip does thankfully loosen, “except by engaging in fierce, passionate lovemaking until tomorrow’s morrow’s dawn breaks.”
The day after tomorrow?! “My lord, you’re drunk!” you cry out. “None of that until you’re sober again!” Wriggling free from his grasp (and dodging his sloppy grabby hands), you usher him to the edge of the bed and sit him down, which he does so with surprisingly little resistance.
Rex Lapis lets out a huff. “Very well.” He crosses his arms and closes his eyes and waits silently.
You frown. “What are you doing?”
“Waiting until I am sober.”
“My lord…” You stifle a giggle. “Wait here while I get you something to eat, okay? And…perhaps a bucket in case you retch.”
“Are you saying I appear a wretch, my dear?”
“Retch!” you repeat. “As in, throw up.”
But the god droops and looks down at his palms. “Wretch…” he repeats morosely, tail thumping sadly against the bed.
You shake your head in exasperation and make to leave, but he grabs your arm. “Oh, what now, my lord?”
He fixes you with a gaze so intense, the gold of his irises gleam in the comfortable dimness of the room. It’s smouldering, the strict curve of his lip almost intimidating… “I demand a kiss before you go. I cannot remember the last time you gave me a kiss.”
“Oh, please. You have impeccable memory which should tell you I kissed you just before you left for the Archon gathering.” You roll your eyes but peck him on the cheek anyway, then worm out of his hold before he can demand another one.
“Fine, at least hear me out.” His gaze turns even more intense than before, an incandescent mountain.
You turn to face him again. “Yes, my lord…?”
He eyes you from head to toe. “I love you.”
“Awww! I love you, too!”
Giggling, you slip out of the chamber to bring back the necessary remedy, leaving a thoroughly disgruntled god sitting on the edge of the bed with his tail thumping petulantly.
The next day, Deus Auri vehemently denies any memory of the night prior.
Blunt & Direct.
Let’s not forget how blunt Blade can be most of the time, even when he’s making a joke.
Bladie loves to eat, just as much as he likes to cook. Give him second and third helpings of anything and there’s no way he’ll say no.
So, seized by a bout of playfulness, you ask him, “Bladie, if there were no food at home, and no ingredients to cook with either, what would you do?”
He doesn’t even hesitate with his deadpan. “I would eat you instead.”
You can’t help the warmth that seeps into your face. “M-me? No way. I’d taste like crap and you know it—”
“Quite the opposite, I would say.” Blade shakes his head, still as stone-faced as ever, though you can glean the faintest twinkle of cockiness in his eye. “With the correct amount of salt and seasonings, your tender flesh would be the perfect way to satiate my appetite. Not to mention the many times I have savoured you in other ways and enjoyed myself.”
You stare at him, jaw slack and at a loss for words, mouth opening and closing like a fish until you finally squeak out, “Well…that would never happen though, because you like me too much…right?”
He doesn’t even blink, as blunt as ever. “Dwindle our home’s food supply and you shall see.”
Only the subtle upward curve of his lip tells you he’s joking. Probably.
cw; gender neutral! reader, sfw with a sprinkle of winkwink, basically just a smooch from qiuyuan aha
For a man without eyesight, QIUYUAN can do a lot of things.
He can pierce the hearts of his enemies with ease, cook meals without batting a lid, discern both familiar and unfamiliar surroundings in an instant, read your emotions better than any man with two working eyes could ever hope to — you get the gist of it. He fares just like any other person.
You wouldn’t have known he was blind, really, not unless you looked close. Not unless curiosity got the better of you and you finally asked about his eyes — those elusive, cloudy things that never seemed to look directly at you, no matter how hard you tried to catch them.
(“What? You’re telling me you’ve been blind this whole time?”
He does not reply.
You were about to ask how a man who cannot see could cultivate such precise swordsmanship, until you remember something from a distant past.
“But you mentioned I had a fair face during our first meeting.”
He does not elaborate.
“... You have no sight and now you can’t speak?”
He does not make an excuse.)
And in that manner, you truly think it is strange.
For all his practiced, almost perfect ways of adapting to a life of a blind man, for all the subtle precision of his movements and the effortless grace that makes everyone else look clumsy — Qiuyuan always, always, seems to forget where your lips are each time he leans in to humor you with a kiss.
You like to think you know enough that you are not oblivious. In fact, you are well aware of how his forte functions in relation to his surroundings, having been… loved a lot… by him, yet this does not placate your confusion.
Qiuyuan is sharp and concise in everything he does. He never wastes time. He never rushes either. Every movement of his is deliberate, efficient. Most details are trivial to him; he only cares about the things that matter to wandering swordsmen — sharpening their blades, bathing in rivers, mending their coats by the firelight. He may notice everything, even the things in between, yet very rarely does he make them his business.
(Thinking about it, you recall the time he mentioned he liked the frequencies of your bold personality, that or it was the smell of your virtues. What did he mean by this?)
All in all, why would kissing you be any different?
If anything, he seems to take his time with it — tracing the ridge of your eyebrows, brushing the faint frown between them, mapping the moles scattered across your cheeks and neck as if they were constellations he needed to memorize. His fingers trail the bridge of your nose, linger at your lashes, circle your cheekbones in slow, unhurried motion, before resting the pad of his thumb on your bottom lip.
Your entire being feels like it’s on fire.
Qiuyuan is sharp and concise. He never wastes time. So what is he doing?
“Your thoughts,” he murmurs, his voice a low rumble that slides under your skin. “I sense chaos within it. Do you want to share?”
His eyes — that muted gray, misty and distant, as if trapped in a perpetual haze — are directed right at you. And for some reason, it's now you who can’t maintain eye contact. You look everywhere but him, at the stars stitched into the sky, at the restless trees swaying with the wind — anything to forget the feeling of the feather-light pressure of his thumb on your lip.
“D-don’t look at me like that.” You stutter against your will.
“I can’t see, nor look,” he replies evenly. “I am simply facing where a threat looms.”
Like lightning, your eyes are on him immediately, raising a brow at him. “What threat?”
He chuckles, rare and quiet, and your stomach flips at the sound. “That’s what it takes for you to look at me. Interesting.”
You glare, half annoyed, half flustered. “Qiuyuan, what are you trying to say?”
“Your temperament is truly a wonder I can never hope to comprehend,” he dismisses your glare like he always does — calmly, playfully, infuriatingly — and leans closer still. His breath ghosts across your cheek. “Do you not like it when I let my hands wander?”
He already knows what's bothering you. Of course he does.
Yet that tone teasing, deliberate — to make innuendos is not like him. Againt your better judgement, it sends heat curling through your chest, fueling the warmth of your face. Still, you force yourself to stay on track, to pretend you’re not already melting under his touch.
(You’d let him do anything he wanted to do to you, you realize with a dangerous clarity.)
“You always touch my face like that before you kiss me,” you say quietly. “Why is that?”
He pauses. Not long, but long enough for you to feel the shift in the air between you.
“Back when we first met, I did not lie when I called your face fair.”
You blink, unsure whether to laugh or fall apart. He senses your confusion, and treads further.
“Is it not right for me to appreciate it,” he adds, “now that we are much closer?”
When he leans in again, it is slow and unhurried. The air grows still, heavy with something unspoken. You can feel the warmth of him, close enough that your breaths tangle in the space between.
His hand moves slightly, fingers brushing against your jaw, lingering like a phantom.
The rest happens somewhere between thought and sensation. A shift forward, the briefest contact, so light you might have imagined it — and then stillness, a silence that hums louder than any sound could.
You do not move. Neither does he. And yet something in you has already unraveled.
For a man without eyesight, Qiuyuan can do a lot of things.
He can fight, cook, survive — even sense the smallest flicker of thought that crosses your mind.
But kissing you into a puddle of madness?
That, you think faintly, as his fingers slide into your hair and his lips tilt into a small, all-knowing smile against yours — might just be your favorite of all.
And perhaps, might just be his too.
"Go to sleep, please?"
Wanderer sounded exhausted and you almost start to feel bad when you look at his expectant eyes, pleading with you to call it a night. He was at your door frame, frowning, this was the 3rd time he'd asked.
"I'm even asking nicely this time" he reasons, and it feels foreign for the both of you.
"I cant. I need to finish this off. Just go ahead without me" you mumble, waving him off, knowing well he didn't need to sleep at all - the only reason he ever did "sleep" was to lay beside you.
Wanderer is aching to give you a stern lecture about leaving akademiya papers till the last minute, but he bites down on his tongue instead. Berating you would only make you irritated, and being irritated with a lack of sleep is certain to sour your mood even more.
"You still have class tomorrow. I'll finish it for you whilst you sleep"
You still in your position, almost dropping the pen in your hands. You look to him like a fish out of water, astounded he would even suggest such a thing.
"You would do that?"
Wanderer was mildly surprised you were questioning him rather than snapping at him entirely for breaching academic integrity.
"Of course" he shrugs,
"But why? That's troublesome to you" you scrunch your eyebrows in an adorable way unbeknownst to yourself. It allows him to lower his guard for the moment he speaks,
"Because i lo-" his eyes widen as he stops himself from saying further. His cheeks tint pink and he looks away, "don't mock me, this rubbish paper is easy, i can get it done without tainting my health like a mere mortal"
Ah, there he is.
albedo and his alternative to baby trap you :(
; soft yandere, parent trap 2.0 but is it really babytrap if you lowkey told him you wouldn't mind a child (yes it still is), low-key delusional albedo, not proofread, throwback to fontaine's quest and albedo teaser #og,
the concept of breathing life into what was once an illustration is ludicrous. blasphemous, even. if the original hydro archon was punished for turning her familiars into a new race of humans, then is it not fair for an alchemist to be smithed down for a similar sin?
but the silence of the heavens has been going on for numerous centuries; it's hard for albedo to feel even a smidgen of fear, nevermind finding a speck of regret.
being born with special capabilities is rare. training under a great sinner of khaenri'ah is even rarer - it leaves him with skills that far surpasses even the average vision bearer. it grants him the power to tamper and play with the very notion of life itself.
a memory plays at the back of his mind as he settles down his painting materials, for once away from the frigid winters of dragonspine in favor of the fresh breeze found in windrise.
"the traveler told me of what happened in fontaine," albedo begins, gently taking the test tube you pass onto him. "of what became of their prophecy."
"oh?" you muse, now idly playing with the microscope lenses. "pray tell."
albedo settles his canvas down on the stable easel stand, taking out his paints and brushes in preparation. the ever-present wind blows through his messy hair, and he welcomes it.
"it would seem that fontainians were originally oceanids, only transformed into humans by the previous hydro archon." his eyes are trained upon the drops of sweet flower extract falling into the narrow test tube. "the prophecy was punishment for their sin."
"huh," you breathe out, placing down the lenses to look at him. he fights the urge to look away from his materials. "i can't tell if the arrogant one in this situation is the hydro archon or the heavenly principles themselves."
he swatches out each paint on his person, and he lines up the needed brushes for this personal project of his. the first brush, a round brush, is used to prime the canvas.
varka x wife!reader
fluff, established relationship, stubble varka cuz thats hot <3
before you can enter the knights of favonius headquarters, the guards stop you. the surprised look on your face is enough for them to hurry with an explanation.
“the grand master is in his office. he isn’t receiving visitors at the moment unless it’s urgent business.”
“and a partner bringing him lunch isn’t urgent business?”
they exchange awkward, uncertain glances.
“forgive us,” they say apologetically. “Jean’s orders.”
you barely stop yourself from smiling. of course Jean issued an order like that. you respect it, knowing how overworked that poor woman can be because of your husband.
this wasn’t your first rodeo bringing lunch to Varka, and every one of your visits during his working hours always ended the same way: Varka dodging work under the pretense of attending to his partner, because according to him, “there’s nothing more important in life than a happy wife.”
with snezhnaya so close. hoyoverse give us a ballerina character 🙏🤧
Shoot Your Shot
In which you're a fresh recruit for the Knights of Favonius; you meet the Vice Captain of your unit for the first time.
❥ Lohen x gn!reader ₊˚⊹ — words: 1k additional info: written before Lohen release
Ah, Dornman Port.
You've never been here before; you had no reason to visit. Until now that is. You would likely be spending a considerable amount of time in this town for the foreseeable future.
Why?
Well, you recently joined the Knights of Favonius. You had been assigned to the Ranged Company on account of the skills you showcased in the practical examinations. Your talent with archery was something to be acknowledged.
As the Ranged Company was stationed at the Knights' base at Dorman Port, naturally, you had to be sent there.
You made your way towards said base, weaving through the hustle and bustle of the town. After some wandering, you managed to find it. Couldn't miss it with the group of knights gathered around it.
You were told to look for a blonde woman upon your arrival. Herstal of the Support Company if you recall correctly.
You glanced around, searching for her. Upon noticing your scouring gaze, a woman with a blonde braid waved at you.
She called out to you. "Over here!"
You walked towards her, assuming she was Herstal.
"I take it you're the new recruit?" The woman asked.
"Yes. And you must be Herstal." You stated.
"That's right. Allow me to help you get settled," Herstal said. "Today will be your first day of training. You ready?"
"Just raring to go," you replied.
"Great!" Herstal handed you a musket. "Ever used one of these?"
"Nope, but I'm sure I could learn easily." You had the utmost faith in your abilities.
"Well, that's a good attitude to have." Herstal pointed at a light-brown haired woman and a dark-brown haired man. "Ursula and Gunther will show you the ropes."
You glanced over at the two Herstal indicated.
They waved at you as you made your way over.
"Welcome to the Ranged Company, rookie!" Ursula greeted you upon your approach.
You offered a friendly smile. "Thanks, looking forward to working alongside you."
"Likewise!" Gunther said, enthusiasm evident.
With pleasantries out of the way, your training began.
Ursula and Gunther showed you how to load ammo and the proper way to hold a musket. They also gave you pointers on form and how to keep your aim steady.
After some brief trial and error, you were quickly getting the hang of using the musket. You didn't miss a single shot.
"Wow, you're a natural!" Ursula exclaimed.
You bristled with pride. "I figured that it couldn't be that hard."
"I admire the confidence! Best not to get too cocky though." Gunther laughed.
Before you could reply, another voice chimed in.
"How's the training coming along? I trust that our new recruit is being well taken care of?"
You turn to see a mint green haired man sauntering in. Judging by the way he was dressed and carried himself, he must be someone important.
As soon as the others caught sight of him, they all straightened up and saluted.
"Sir, yes sir!" Gunther shouted.
You raised a brow. "And you are...?"
"Why, I'm your Vice Captain! Lohen at your service."
"I see. Nice to meet you, sir." You addressed him.
You wondered if you should be saluting too. Seems a little late for that now, however.
"Well, how do you feel about your training so far?" Lohen asked.
"Full of confidence," you asserted.
"Oh, really? How about I assess your progress myself?" Lohen dared you.
"I have no qualms with that," you said, utterly unfazed.
Lohen tilted his head. "Oh? You have that much faith in your abilities?"
"You bet," you said with your head held high.
Lohen clapped his hands together. "Well, let's see what you got then!"
"What's going to be my target?" You asked eagerly.
You were buzzing with excitement at the opportunity to show off.
Lohen walked over to a crate and grabbed something out of it.
"You'll be shooting at this apple." Lohen casually tossed it into the air and caught it on its way down. "That I'll be holding in my hand."
"You want me to shoot at you?"
"Precisely," Lohen said without the slightest bit of hesitation.
Your eyes widened. "Holy shit, you're insane."
A challenging glint flashed in Lohen's eyes. "Got a problem with that?"
A wild grin spread across your face. "No, I like that."
Now, this Lohen guy is definitely interesting. He's caught your attention, alright.
Lohen made his way to the shooting range, positioning himself at a suitable distance.
"Well, go on. What are you waiting for?" Lohen watched you, expression unreadable. "Don't disappoint me."
Lohen barely finished his words when you aimed for the apple in his hand and fired without a second thought.
The apple exploded into bits, absolutely obliterated by your shot.
Lohen whistled. "No hesitation whatsoever. Brutal."
"Sorry, was I supposed to wait?" Your tone was the epitome of sarcasm.
Ah, perhaps you shouldn't be so disrespectful considering this is your Vice Captain you're talking to. You couldn't help that you had a mouth on you though. It was just the way you were.
Lohen chuckled. "No, no, not at all." Delight shone in his eyes. "Looks like I've got a feisty one on my hands here."
"What? Can't handle me?" You quipped.
A wide grin spread across Lohen's features. "Now, I definitely like you."
Nice, you're making a stellar first impression.
"Tell you what, how about I treat you to a meal after your training session?" Lohen grinned. "Think of it as a welcome to the Knights."
"Oh? Asking me out now, are you?" You teased.
"You could say that."
Huh? Now, this is not something you were expecting.
A laugh interrupted your thoughts.
"Just messing with you." Mischief twinkled in Lohen's eyes.
"Oh, really? How about I make it a date then."
You were feeling bold, and Lohen was definitely your type.
It was Lohen's turn to be surprised. The other knights' expressions matched his.
They whispered amongst themselves. "What are we witnessing right now?!"
Lohen turned towards them. "What are you looking at? Get back to training." Lohen's voice took on a sadistic tone. "Unless you're hoping to participate in some special training?"
"No, sir!" Ursula and Gunther said in unison. They hurriedly busied themselves with their muskets.
Lohen smirked. "That's what I thought."
Lohen returned his attention back to you.
You simply watched him, awaiting his response.
Lohen leaned in close, looking you dead in the eye. "Well, let's make it a date then."
"It's a date then," you agreed, flashing a playful smile.
(Implied fem reader, really messy unbetaed drabble)
Having late night thoughts about kissing Illuga... how chapped his lips would be because of Nod Krai's cold weather... how his breath fans warmly against your skin every time you lean in for a kiss...
Imagine lying down next to him while staring at his lips in the middle of the night. He looks so peaceful while sleeping that you can't bear to wake him up for something as foolish as satisying your sudden urge for a kiss... so you reluctantly lay down by his side again, trying to suppress your impulses by pursuing your lips or rubbing it against the pillow covers. Hopefully by morning, the clinginess grinding against your mins and lips will fade away. After all, your lover is a busy man. You didn't want to interrupt him from during his morning routine just for a kiss. He barely gets enough time to himself, let alone for the two of you together.
(For a moment, you almost gave into the temptation of trailing your lips down his bare arms, another way to resist the desire to kiss him. Because why was he wearing a sleeveless shirt to sleep?? Don't his arms ever get cold when they get exposed to the frosty winter air?? Why must he look so alluring yet endearing even in his sleep?? This isn't fair. Illuga never plays fair.)
However, when dawn does arrive, what surprises you isn't the sun caressing your face, but the feeling of soft kisses being pressed into your skin, trailing up your neck until they reach just above your chin. And what greets you isn't the rays of the sun, but the gentle, bright smile of the man who holds your heart.
“Morning,” Illuga rasps, having barely just woken up before you and deciding to shower you with a starfall of kisses as a wake up call. A silent yawn slips past him right before he nuzzles his face back into the crook of your neck (when did he get there?), pressing another kiss above your collarbone before asking. “Mmm... what do you want for breakfast today...?”
“... Can I have more kisses instead of breakfast?”
“Mm... no.”
Despite his blunt refusal, one of his arms sneaks under the covers to pull you flush against his body, stopping you from pulling away from his kisses. The sudden onslaught of affection continues until you can feel your mind completely melt into a puddle. It doesn't help that it seems like he's purposefully avoiding your lips at all cost, waiting for you to whine in protest before finally landing one, just one kiss on your lips.
“Next time, don't wait until the morning... just kiss me when you feel like it. Alright?”
He looks at you expectantly, awaiting an answer. When your head nods, a smile stretches across his face before he places one more (but certainly not the last) kiss on your forehead.
“Good girl. Stay here, I'll go make something for both of us. It won't take long, I promise.”
(Just like how he promised himself to kiss you silly after being roused from his sleep in the middle of the night by your constant movements. Of course he knows what your thoughts were hiding at the time. Illuga never plays fair. Not when it comes to you.)
‧୧ ‧₊˚ 🍶 ⋅‧₊ ᵎᵎ nanami’s baby’s first disappointment is his father’s chest not giving him any milk >:(
the apartment was quiet in that soft, sleepy way mornings sometimes were, when the world outside hadn’t quite woken up yet and the city was still stretching itself awake. sunlight spilled through the curtains in pale gold streaks, warming the rumpled sheets and the blond hair of the man lying half-awake in the bed, one arm thrown lazily above his head in a pose that might have looked effortlessly graceful if not for the tiny human using his chest as a mattress.
nanami had survived curses that would make grown men weep. he had survived overtime at a company that viewed work-life balance as a mythical concept on par with unicorns. he had survived corporate life with all its soul-crushing meetings and passive-aggressive emails signed with smiley faces. he had even survived the horrors of public transport at rush hour, pressed so tightly against strangers that he’d had philosophical revelations about the true meaning of personal space.
but nothing— absolutely nothing, not in his wildest, most anxiety-ridden imaginings— had prepared him for fatherhood.
or, more specifically, for the tiny warm bundle currently lying on his chest like he was a piece of furniture that happened to be warm and breathing.
your baby made the softest little snuffling noises, squished against nanami’s bare torso with all the grace of a tiny potato, chubby cheek pressed right above his heart. the kid had zero concept of personal boundaries, which nanami supposed was fair since he’d helped create him, but still. it was a lot to process at— he squinted at the clock— 6:47 in the morning, when he had barely gotten any sleep that night.
nanami stared down at the small creature with a quiet, almost stunned softness that had become a permanent fixture on his face since the day they’d brought him home from the hospital.
“good morning,” he murmured hoarsely, his voice still rough with sleep.
the baby blinked up at him with wide, unfocused eyes that seemed to be attempting to process the concept of a face. then, like a determined little creature with a singular mission programmed into his tiny developing brain, he began to root around. his mouth opened and closed like a very small, very cute fish having an existential crisis.
nanami frowned slightly, still operating at about thirty percent cognitive capacity.
“…what are you looking for?”
the baby’s tiny hands grabbed onto his chest like he was scaling a small, hairy mountain. his fingers— so small they barely wrapped around nanami’s pinky— dug in with surprising strength for someone who couldn’t hold his own head up consistently.
then his mouth found nanami’s nipple.
nanami froze, laying utterly still.
his brain, which had handled high-stress situations involving special grade curses with remarkable composure, short-circuited entirely.
a very serious sucking noise broke the silence.
nanami stared at the ceiling, blinking slowly like a man attempting to reboot his own consciousness.
“that will not—”
slurp.
“—work.”
from the doorway came a quiet, muffled snort that sounded suspiciously like someone trying very hard not to wake the whole building with laughter.
you had woken up minutes earlier, had padded quietly through the apartment to the bathroom, and had arrived just in time to witness the scene unfolding like a nature documentary about a very confused predator-prey relationship(with the predator being your three-month-old and the prey being nanami’s nipple).
your baby, determined as ever, was enthusiastically trying to extract milk from their father’s chest with the single-minded focus of a tiny gold miner who had absolutely picked the wrong mountain to excavate.
nanami looked over at you with the calm, resigned expression of a man accepting his fate on the deck of a sinking ship.
“help,” he said flatly, not moving a single muscle, as if any movement might encourage the baby.
you leaned against the doorframe, crossing your arms, trying very hard not to laugh and failing spectacularly. your shoulders shook with the effort of containing it.
“he’s trying his best.”
“i do not produce milk.”
“well he doesn’t know that, does he? he’s three months old. his entire understanding of the universe is that warm things sometimes have milk and he should suck on them until something happens.”
the baby sucked harder, as if sheer determination could change the fundamental biology of the situation.
nanami closed his eyes briefly, the picture of long-suffering patience.
“i can’t believe this.”
“kento,” you said sweetly, making your way over to the bed, “you’re so cute when you’re being defeated by a three-month-old.”
he sighed, the sigh suggesting he was contemplating the meaning of existence and his place in a universe that would allow such indignities to befall a man who had simply wanted a quiet retirement.
“this is ridiculous.”
for a moment the baby paused, as if considering his father’s words.
then he sucked again.
and sucked.
and sucked.
nanami’s expression grew increasingly concerned. “is he… is he getting anything?”
“air, probably. and maybe some existential disappointment.”
finally, your baby stopped.
he leaned back slightly, his tiny face scrunching in deep, philosophical confusion. his brow— what little brow a baby had— furrowed in a way that was eerily reminiscent of his father’s most serious expressions.
nanami looked down at him with careful wariness as the baby blinked. looked at the nipple again. then back up at nanami’s face.
and suddenly his face crumpled.
the loudest, most offended wail burst from his tiny lungs, a sound of pure betrayal that could have woken the dead and probably did wake the neighbors on the floor below.
nanami panicked instantly, his hands hovering uselessly around the screaming infant like he was holding a tiny, furious bomb.
“why is he crying? what did i do?”
you walked over, laughing openly now, reaching to scoop the indignant baby into your arms.
“because you scammed him, kenny. he thought there was milk. he put in the work. he did the labor. and you gave him nothing.”
nanami looked deeply troubled, his brow furrowed in genuine distress.
“i feel like i’ve committed some kind of fraud.”
the baby continued crying dramatically, tiny fists waving in the air like he was protesting an unjust universe, his face the color of a very angry tomato.
you settled into the bed beside nanami and adjusted your shirt, bringing the baby to your chest with the practiced ease of someone who had done this approximately eight million times in the past three months.
instantly, silence fell upon the room. the baby latched happily, tiny contented noises replacing the world-ending wails, his whole body relaxing into you.
nanami watched the transformation with quiet awe, his expression shifting from panic to wonder in the span of seconds.
“…ah.”
the tiny sucking noises resumed, this time satisfied and rhythmic, accompanied by little happy squirms.
nanami rested a gentle hand on the baby’s soft head, brushing the faintest fuzz of hair that was just starting to grow in, the same blond as his own.
his expression softened into something unbearably tender.
“traitor,” he murmured to the baby, but his voice held no accusation, only affection wrapped in mild annoyance.
you bumped your shoulder against his.
“jealous?”
“no.”
you gave him a suspicious look.
“…perhaps slightly. he’s very enthusiastic about milk.”
you smiled, leaning your head against his shoulder.
nanami leaned closer, pressing a gentle kiss to the baby’s temple, breathing in that impossible new baby smell that still made his chest tight every single time.
“next time,” he said solemnly, as if making a sacred vow, “i will explain the situation beforehand.”
you laughed, the sound warm and bright in the quiet morning.
“let me know how that goes. i’m sure he’ll take extensive notes.”
the baby made a tiny happy noise, milk-drunk already, his eyes half-closed in bliss, one little hand reaching out blindly and grabbing hold of one of nanami’s fingers with the grip of a tiny vice.
his large hand curled carefully around their baby’s impossibly small one, marveling for the thousandth time at how something so tiny could hold so much of his heart.
in that quiet, warm morning light, with you warm beside him and your baby half-asleep against your chest, making those soft little sounds, his tiny fingers wrapped around nanami’s like he’d never let go, nanami felt something he had never quite known before.
peace.
not the absence of worry— he would always worry now, he’d accepted that— but a kind of settled contentment, a rightness, like all the pieces of a life he hadn’t known he was building had finally clicked into place.
“i suppose,” he said softly, “this is acceptable.”
you smiled, pressing a kiss to his shoulder.
“just acceptable?”
nanami looked at you, then at his son, his thumb brushed gently over his tiny knuckles, feather-light, reverent.
“perfect.” he corrected quietly, and meant it with every fiber of his being.
outside, the city continued its morning noise, the distant rumble of trains and the first stirrings of traffic. but inside that apartment, in that golden morning light, three people existed in their own small, perfect world.
the baby, now fully asleep, made one last little satisfied noise. nanami smiled. for the first time in a very long time, he didn’t think about curses or work or any of the things that had weighed on him for years.
he just was.
and that, he realized, was more than enough.
[ an. this was literally dying in my drafts begging to be let out ]
satoru respects your celibacy, differently. 18+
you were a virgin. well, for a reason. it was rooted in puritan traditions as well as an idealistic personal choice of wanting your first to be with someone you marry.
“this isn’t sex. so don’t worry” satoru flashed a puerile smile, showcasing his milk white canine teeth which dug in to his spit glossed lips.
his cock, colored in a deeper shade of wisteria with protruding veins woven around, slid on the thin layer of your dampened panties. your thighs were parted with his obstinate hands, both knees pressed right on the mattress; having you in full view.
your cotton panties, were too wet, clinging on to you—even more so, due to him caressing and pressing it on your skin with the help of his shaft to vividly showcase the lining of your pussy.
“relax cutie, this is within the rules” albeit, it actually wasn’t.
clearly not at all. but all you could do was let out indecent whimpers of bittersweet pleasure. satoru’s idea of celibacy was simple. anything but the intercourse—which was totally wrong but oh well. “come on, baby. don’t be shy”. his cheeky cadence trapped you in a profane dichotomy; left you teetering between a rebuke or an allowing of him to continue his orgasmic torture.
“’toru, mhm, n–no..” puny protests scrambled from your mouth earning a teasing chuckle from him. “haah—please” but it all simply met with complete disregard.
satoru’s bulky tip, a muted smudge of a pastel pink, was already salivating. a string of thick pre-cum on his slit, dispersed itself on the wetness of your panties. “hm, you sure say no but you are dripping for me” he uttered through clenched teeth, rubbing the underside of his length on to your clothed folds. “yeah, feel this huh?”.
a hedonistic smiled etched on to his porcelain face, the corner of his lips formed a torpid crescent. mischievously, his pale fingers guided himself in between your folds, his dick grinding itself between your puffed labia. “fuck, you seriously do grip like a damn virgin”.
he squeezed the bulbous head of his cock, his speed increasing with needy pantings. sweat beads laid artistry of webs on his forehead, temple and neck. his pearl luminescent face was flush with a spread of crimson from pure need and want.
his eyes had drooped, jaw tightened as he stretched the hem of your panties upwards till your naval. the movement caused the fabric to thin out—you could feel him. clearly. tangible even with the barrier of your soaked panties.
you let out a visceral moan when his tip nudged your clit with a soft, slow kiss. his cockhead traced the outline of your cunt, palpating red to stuff you full with his cum soiled dick.
“fuck, wonder what it’d be like inside this tight virgin pussy.” his lilt slowed, sensual as if aching with yearn. his blue-flamed orbs darkened in to a softer grey, half-lid, staring directly at you. “you ever wonder that, sweetie? this huuuge dick slowly filling you up, right inside this sweet little spot. would go all the way in yeah. mhm… ever think of so?”
“thinking about me bottoming out. you know what that is baby? every inch of me inside of you. inside your wet cunt. hmm, takin’ your virginity, corruptin’ every bit of your innocence.”
and there it was. with a few more incessant rubs against your outline, he spurted out thick loads of pasty-like cum on to you. his hand made sure milk all of it out, whorishly rubbing the cream all over your covered hole, giving your wet pussy a few slaps. “see, kept my word. didn’t i? no sex” an audacious statement formed with a complacent grin.
this wasn’t supposed to be.
the deal was simply to see what a penis looked like. not to have your best friend fuck you through your panties.
heavily inspired by a porn vid i saw ages ago on a sketchy website but oh boy—pantyfucking is so underrated
𝓰𝐨𝐣𝐨 𝓼𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮 𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐫𝐭 𝐢𝐝𝐤 [18+]
gojo's dick is huge and he loves watching you squirm on it, obsessed even. his smile huge as he watches you cum around him for the sixth time—he's been counting—your sweet cunt clenching down on him.
he's barely even had to move, simply feeding you more and more of his cock inch by delicious inch. you're just such a sensitive little thing, creaming around him like you're getting paid for it and at this point he feels like he owes you something for this show you're giving him.
you're shedding honest to god tears, overwhelmed and every nerve ending on fire, "please– hnn– just– hah–"
"just what, sweetheart?" he doesn't have it in him to tear his gaze away from your stuffed cunt.
pussy bulging around his hard dick, hole fluttering desperately. he can tell you're somewhere between coming down and working up to another orgasm.
"fuck me!– hah– please, just–" struggling to wiggle your hips up onto him, the position and his size making it far too difficult. especially in your state.
his eyes flick to yours, faux sympathy in his tone, "this is real cute, my little pudding but i gotta work you open properly." reaching his thumb up to swipe at the tears on your cheek, "you're so delicate, i don't wanna hurt you."
"you– hng– you're just too– ah!– biiig– hnn–" his dick rubs up against every one of your sweet spots without him even having to try, it's not fair.
gojo's smile grows at that and so does his cock, much to your shock. the sudden blood rushing to his already huge dick throwing you for a loop. his hips jut forward a tiny bit more at the same time and you're coating his length in more fresh cum, tummy flipping with your orgasm.
"you're doing great, pretty," he hums, "sucking me in so hot, bet i'll get you to squirt before this is over."
"you're such a mess," you whine at him.
"no no," he corrects, "you're the mess, creaming all over my dick, drooling on it even." and when your cunt flutters around him again he's losing his mind, teeth biting into his lower lip to stifle the whimper. "you like when i talk to you, huh?"
biting back, "noo– hnn– i prefer– fuck– i prefer when you're quiet."
"your sweet lil pussy disagrees with that," he grins, eyes a little unhinged. "watch this."
you don't get a moment to figure out what you're waiting for, gojo's immediately slamming into you all in one go. tip kissing your womb, his pelvis grinding into your clit. he gets the reaction he wanted, your mouth dropping as you squirt for him.
shivering through your eighth orgasm, brain melted in your skull. panting and whining as your cunt grips his cock, pulsing hot and desperate on him.
he giggles at you, "told you i'd make you squirt."
mdni. tummy bulge with suguru.
suguru’s buried deep, thicker than you’re used to, stretching you open with every lazy descent until your thighs tremble and your palms brace on his chest. you’re taking him inch by inch, savoring the drag, the way he fills you so completely it steals your breath.
his hands are on your waist, guiding you, thumbs stroking the soft skin just above your hipbones. his head tips back against the cushions, black hair spilling everywhere, eyes half-lidded and dark. he’s quiet tonight—breathing controlled, jaw tight—like he’s trying to last longer than his body wants to.
you sink down fully. he bottoms out with a low groan that vibrates through you both.
and then you feel it.
a twitch—sharp, involuntary—right where he’s pressed deepest. his cock pulses once, twice, thick and hot inside you, nudging against that spot that makes your spine arch. your walls flutter in answer, gripping him tighter, and his eyes snap open.
he looks down.
there it is: the faint outline of him under your skin. a soft swell just below your navel, rising every time you lift and falling when you grind back down. the sight hits him like a punch.
“fuck,” he rasps, voice cracking for the first time since you’ve known him. his hands tighten on your hips, fingers digging in hard enough to bruise. “look at that. look at you—taking all of me.”
you glance down too. see the bulge move again when he twitches inside you, helpless and hungry. heat floods your face, your core, everywhere.
he loses it.
one hand slams to your lower belly, palm flat, pressing down right over the swell so he can feel himself move beneath his own fingers. the pressure makes you gasp—makes him feel even bigger, every ridge, every throb.
“shit—baby—” his hips snap up without warning, short, desperate thrusts that punch the air out of your lungs. “can feel myself… right here. fucking ruining you.”
he fucks up into you harder, faster, chasing the sight of that bulge appearing and disappearing with every brutal stroke. his other hand fists your hair, yanks your head back so he can watch your face while he watches your stomach.
“gonna come,” he growls. “gonna fill you up so deep you’ll feel me for days—fuck—look at it. look what you do to me.”
when he comes, he keeps pressing down, milking every aftershock, hips grinding slow circles like he wants to brand the shape of himself into you forever.