Demon Slayer X Naruto Crossover
By: Liana Halik
#Main Plot: Kakashi Hatake giving out his “useful” advice from "Icha Icha Paradise" to loner Giyu Tomioka.
#Characters: Kakashi Hatake, Giyu Tomioka, Shinobu Kocho
Giyu : Kocho-san, I am not hated…
Shinobu : Ara ara, you’re always so annoying! That’s why nobody likes you!
Giyu : I am not…
Shinobu : Alright, the sun is setting, I am heading back to check on the patients. Bye bye, Tomioka-san! *her haori levitates in the air as she speed up, like a butterfly soaring*
Giyu : *stands there, as Kocho’s figure disappears at the end of the road* ……
Giyu : I am not hated by people…=_=
??? : *out of no where* Hello there !
Giyu : *looks around, sees a masked silver-haired guy with a small orange book in his hand and sitting in the tree.* … =.=
??? : *jumps down from the tree* Seems like you just got dumped by the butterfly girl.
(∩_ ╂ )
Giyu : Who the hell are you? ￣へ￣ * his hands on the Nichirin sword’s grip*
??? : * hands in the air waving * Hey, I mean no harm. My name is Kakashi Hatake. I just thought I can help you out a little bit with the problem of being hated by that butterfly girl.
Giyu : Giyu Tomioka… I am not hated by people. -_-
Kakashi : Alright, but apparently the butterfly girl dislikes you. I have amazing advice for you to follow from this FASCINATING book. *present “Icha Icha Paradise” somehow with spotlight and color ribbons flying all around * It will help you prove her wrong.(∩_ ╂ )
Giyu : Okay…sure…
Kakashi : So here goes…
*the next day*
*Oyakata-sama assigned Giyu Tomioka and Shinobu Kocho on a mission together to investigate the movement of demons in the southwest … It sounds like a simple mission, right? What could have gone wrong?(~^▽^)~*
*on their way to the southwest…*
Shinobu : *sneezes when they cross a field of flowers*
Giyu : *remembers Kakashi's words*
*back then, yesterday*
Kakashi : First, *unleashes two shadow clones of himself, one dressed as Sakura and the other as Sasuke*One of the best ways to win a girl’s heart is to offer help when she needs it. For example, when a girl sneezes *the Sakura clone sneezes and holds her arms together* , it may mean she’s cold. Now giving out a jacket to her can leave a good impression for yourself. *the Sasuke clone put a jacket on Clone Sakura’s shoulder, with Clone Sakura’s eyes turned into popping hearts*
*back to the present*
Giyu:*takes off his haori and put it on Shinobu’s shoulder*
Shinobu:*^v^?????* What is this for Tomioka-san?
Giyu: *._.* The haori can keep you warm from the cold.
Shinobu : Actually, not every sneeze means I felt cold. But I am sure I am allergic to a certain someone.
Giyu : *._.?* So what are you allergic to?
Shinobu : (╬^v^) YOU !
*Finally the two pillars found the target demon…*
The Demon: How lucky am I… They send two pillars after me, I feel so honored. However, your boss is going to lose two skillful demon slayers today… Hehehe…
Giyu: *looks at the demon with a plane face* -_-
Shinobu : Hmm… ^v^
*the fight starts*
Shinobu: *charges at the demon with her sword aiming for its head*
Giyu: *somehow Kakashi’s words came up in his mind at this not so good moment*
*flashing back to yesterday*
Kakashi: According to Icha Icha Tactics #2, calling each other cute nicknames at the perfect timing can bring your relationship closer. According to one of my students Sai, this one works out pretty well. (∩_ ╂ )
*Back to the present*
The Demon: *got stab by Shinobu’s poison sword* Ahhh…x_x *fading away*
Giyu: *said it with a plane tone* Nice job, Chocho!
Shinobu Kocho: =v= Huh? What did you say again?
Giyu: I said you did a great job, Chocho.
Shinobu: *to herself* The kriff is that? (╬^v^) *unintentionally stab the demon’s remain again, causing the demon to mourn in a painful tone *
Giyu:*-_-, to himself* Why is this not working?
*after the mission on their way back*
Shinobu : Nee nee, Tomioka-san. The mission is finally over, maybe we should go grab something to eat.
Giyu : Fine with me.
*On their way…There stood two cats meowing cutely at both of them*
Shinobu : ^﹏^ Tomioka-san, you go first.*push Giyu in front of her*
Giyu: ._. *realizes that Shinobu was afraid of cats and Kakashi’s words came into his mind*
*flashing back*
Kakashi: According to Icha Icha Tactics #7, picking up a girl in a bridal style in a dangerous situation is likely for her to fall in love with you. * The Sasuke clone pick up the Sakura clone bridal style and the Sakura clone starts to blush madly*
*back to the present*
Giyu: *with no hesitation, pick up Shinobu in bridal style with ease* Don’t worry Kocho-san, I will handle this.
Shinobu: (╬^v^) May I ask what the kriff you are doing? *in the arms of Giyu*
Giyu: *innocently* Handling the situation.
*Giyu got knocked out by a blushing and angry Shinobu and left with the cat biting his butt.*
Giyu: ╥﹏╥ * trying to get the cat off of his butt*
*later on that day…*
Giyu: *on his way home, passing by a tree and sees the masked silver-haired ninja reading his book in the tree* Hey there…
Kakashi: *looks up from his smut book and sees a exhausted Giyu* Hey! (•_ ╂ ) You doesn’t look well…
Giyu: -_- None of your advice works. I think Kocho hates me even more now…
Kakashi: Hmmm… Perhaps it's because you didn’t read the entire Icha Icha series. I shall give you some. (∩_ ╂ ) *magically, an entire series of Icha Icha appears in his hand and somehow with a “Tada!” background music* *hands the series to Giyu*
Giyu: *takes the books* Thank you, I will surely read it.
Kakashi: You’re welcome, enjoy! *looks into the sky and sees a hawk* Bye, I gotta go. *disappears with his jutsu*
Giyu: *open the first page of Icha Icha Paradise and somehow light burst out of the book* Oh my…
According to the birds in the tree next to Giyu, they all see the unbelievable expression on Giyu’s face and all of them fly away…
*The End* ^•w•^