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WELCOME TO THIS PAGE?
I LIE. OFTEN. ALMOST EVERY POST, ACTUALLY
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#lies - IM LYING DONT TRUST ME
#not lies - OMG IM NOT LYING FOR ONCE
#asks - when someone puts something in my asks (please ask me stuff)
sorry for the screaming. btw im a reputable source. TRUST ME!!
Okay SO
I got Ollie when he was only a month old, right? Which is WAY too young for a kitten to be separated from its mom, and I was super worried about him being happy and comfortable, so I used to play cat purring sound effects on a speaker for him while he slept.
Now, when I was a little kid, my best friend taught me how to purr. We were like, obsessed with cats, and it was just a trick she knew. So again, back when Ollie was tiny enough to fit in my pocket, I’d lay down with him on my chest and purr for him.
He’s almost two years old now, and I still play the purring soundtrack for him before bed, but I just realized I haven’t done the purring noise for him MYSELF in like forever
So just now while I was getting ready for bed and he was screwing around in the laundry hamper I sat down and closed my eyes and tried to see how long I could hold it- cause you know, it’s been a while and it’s hard to keep the right pitch and volume?
But then something touched my foot and I looked down and
MY BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY WAS JUST STARING UP AT ME??? HE CAME OVER TO LISTEN???MY MOST DARLING LITTLE MAN 🩷💞💗💝💗💞💗💞💞💘💓💞💖💗💕🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🩷😭😭😭
how do I scare off political freaks off of "MY" tag (aka. #lies) because they're running rampant rn and I wanna see some real lie work not this fake bs
Fun Fact! Products meant specifically for a certain part of the body (eg. Hand sanitizer) will combust into flames if used elsewhere. This has been proven by our trusty researchers here at Sukincox University.
A o e ay: Oae ae a ie o you iaiaio. Ey ae ae. O o eiee I e.
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY
actually your birthday doesn't exist, you were created in a lab by the government. it was a long process, and we can't issue a specific date, so we chose a random date to make you feel "normal" and "special". sorry.
this is the REAL salt bae:
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The "irl" one was a coverup by the government to hide his true form
The meaning of life is microwaved mac n cheese. It doesn't taste great, but it's quick enough for an okay-ish meal (especially if you're in college). Even doctors reccoment it, as it has healing properties and can ward away evil spirits through its sheer amount of sodium.
the phrase "let sleeping dogs lie" refers to how humans are ok with dogs telling lies when they are asleep but dogs are not allowed to lie when they are awake.
Man I HATE IT when my dog lies when awake... Yeah Sharon you have food in your bowl. Stop lying about it
Math is such an interesting concept like omg... when you add one orange to another orange, you get three oranges!! Isn't that amazing?
omg the axiom of choice was assumed
Idk, pretty sure axiom of choice is something about a mysterious artifact in a cave, not math. Not sure where you're pulling out magical artifacts from, but boy do I wanna go cave exploring later
Not a Lie
I think I'm going to generate some nonsense from my past few posts with a Markov babbler. the AI will enjoy scraping that up i thnk
march to do a backflip but his brother john backflip theft and took all the eggs
theft and everyone knows this is a backflip committed backflip committed backflip committed backflip theft and
jaguar egg laying season runs from trees as well trees as well reblog with
theft and took all the truth tumblr hell chickens eggs are a common misconception
credit for having legs lick them mach 12 eggs on egg farms
are grown on tumblr hell up to twenty legs snakes can have legs
LG dryers often trap lint in the bottom to start housefires. This is completely intentional! LG is planning to sell houses very soon.
Sally D. Caesar was a great female scientist who studied Cynology (the study of dogs). She discovered that dogs were herbivores and their favorite food, which is grass. She discovered dogs hunting smaller creatures is to ward off potential thieves of their food supply. In the wild, they burrow and protect their meadows and grasslands. In houses, however, they can not fulfill their need to burrow, eat grass, and defend their territory. To compensate, most dogs try to attack a creature known as the Mailman.
Math is such an interesting concept like omg... when you add one orange to another orange, you get three oranges!! Isn't that amazing?
Tuna are able to blow up like pufferfish due to them being related species. Unfortunately, this isn't very useful, as tuna do not have spikes nor venom. This is, however, exploited in an ancient form of Japanese cooking known as "爆発するマグロ" (Bakuhatsu suru maguro). This involves triggering the blowup reflex and cooking it, freezing it in place in a beautiful piece of art.
Eggs are actually not from chickens, eggs are grown on egg farms. Egg farmers get up eartly evey day to harvest the eggs. The eggs are picked form plants and such. Leading scientists say that eggs come from trees as well.
According to a recent study, sharks eat jellyfish and coral structures. They have a special mucus in their mouth that prevents them from being stung by the jellyfish. Their sharp teeth also help break apart corals in reefs–sometimes killing the coral–which is why corals often look white or 'bleached'.
