Gotta Go Fast

Indie RP for Transformers Animated Lickety-Split Magic Anon Status: Accepting. Other Status: Currently staying at Blackarachnia's Base. Also carrying Shattered Glass Ratchet's spawn. Don't ask.

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// Okay, just going to say it: for the moment, my lickety muse is dead. So (possibly) temporary hiatus until she comes back. Sorry!

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invisiblerobber:

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A-ah…?

O-oh. Um…

Well, um… that’s, um…

*doesn’t know what to do with weird compliments that actually make him happy*

M-maybe you’re m-mistaken… p-people d-don’t normally s-say I, u-um, look nice.

*nope not killing you keep talking*

N-no, I’m not, um. Mistaken. 

At all. 

*is shocked that anyone would deny the fact that Mirage’s semi-transparent aft is hella fine* 

I-ts, um. Odd. T-that people wouldn’t say stuff like that! Not your aft. Y-your aft isn’t,  uh- it isn’t odd!

*what did she say what is coming out of her vocalizer she actually CAnt right now*

*not that anyone really ever denied it— more like they never saw him before, but same thing sort of maybe not really*

*stares*

*keeps staring*

*flickers a bit*

*bursts out laughing*

P-pfffft! S-sorry, sorry, I-I’m not laughing at you, i-it’s just…! *odd aft. imagine that XD* P-pffft, has a-anyone ever said that you’re funny? Because you’re *giggle* really funny.

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*he's laughing* 

*aBORT MISSION ABORT MISSION* 

*NEW MISSION: MELT INTO THE FRAGGING FLOOR* 

...

*Wait. He's...not laughing at me?* 

Y-you think I'm funny? No one really, um. *WHAT DOES SHE DO OH ALLSPARK *No one really ever, uh. Says that. Except for Lightbright, but she's not...Thanks! For the compliment!

*She's smiling now. Is smiling the right thing to do? She doesn't know oh gosh what if it's not argh*

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lickety-split-splat:

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Um. Yes. 

I mean, you’ve been either invisible or semi-transparent every time I’ve ever seen you, but uh. The…parts…that I can see look pretty hella awesome nice. 

…very…shapely… 

…

kill me now

A-ah…?

O-oh. Um…

Well, um… that’s, um…

*doesn’t know what to do with weird compliments that actually make him happy*

M-maybe you’re m-mistaken… p-people d-don’t normally s-say I, u-um, look nice.

*nope not killing you keep talking*

N-no, I'm not, um. Mistaken. 

At all. 

*is shocked that anyone would deny the fact that Mirage's semi-transparent aft is hella fine* 

I-ts, um. Odd. T-that people wouldn't say stuff like that! Not your aft. Y-your aft isn't,  uh- it isn't odd!

*what did she say what is coming out of her vocalizer she actually CAnt right now*

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The Great Protoform Caper

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sorrowfullifeform:

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Blackarachnia ‘s stingers slightly twitched at Lickety’s sudden voice. She really hated when ‘bots did that. 

"I believe this is where our invisible friend makes his move, right?" she muttered in response, noticing how, for a brief instant, he became visible. She really hoped that wouldn’t happen at an inconvenient moment. It would probably ruin their non-existant elaborated plan.

"Are you sure this is the only entrance?" she asked to Lickety in a low voice. Going through the main door didn’t sound like a good idea to her. But, if she placed the whole quest into perspective, none of this struck as a good idea.

Oh well, desperate times require desperate methods.

Said invisible friend snorted.

"This is a high security building," Mirage spoke in a soft voice. "I’m sure getting in any other door will be nearly as bad as getting in the front. But of course, we can always look for another way in. Being too careful is never a bad thing…"

He examined the door. Huh, a bit of a tricky security system, but he might be able to crack it…

::But seriously, do you want me to open this door or not?:: He asked them through the comms. If they could see him, they would’ve seen a very impatient mech lifting an optic ridge at them. ::I know I said being too careful isn’t bad, but being slow is just as bad as being hasty.::

Lickety shrugged. "Only entrance I know about. And...I'm not actually sure this even is the main entrance." She wasn't sure of a lot of things. Including why anyone would ever, ever allow a highly dangerous/suicidal plan to hinge on things she isn't sure about. 

No, seriously. What were you guys thinking? 

::Yes? To the opening the door thing? It's, uh, probably better for you to go in first anyway, since you're all...invisible-ey. And stuff.:: Lickety answered, glancing nervously at the door. ::Also, are you good at knocking down cameras? Once we're in there we're probably gonna have to hurry, and keeping the guards as blind as possible seems like a good idea.:: 

Anyone without a comm system might be getting a bit confused. Whoops. 

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*squints loudly*

…I don’t have to use my spy skills to see that you’re talking about my aft.

Why are you talking about my aft?

…that wasn’t sarcasm, was it? :/

T-that- 

That was a private conversation about your aft- 

and

uh

…noitwasn’tsarcasm

[invisiblerobber-blog]

You know, if it’s a conversation about me- which include my aft- then I think I have the right to—

—wait—

—…it wasn’t sarcasm? F-for real? Y-you think I have a nice aft?

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Um. Yes. 

I mean, you've been either invisible or semi-transparent every time I've ever seen you, but uh. The...parts...that I can see look pretty hella awesome nice. 

...very...shapely... 

...

kill me now

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(( mutantformers/superheroformers Lickety-Split manipulates time so that it slows down for everyone but her. She can also completely stop time/remove herself from the current time stream but that's harder and can actually kill her if she's not careful, so she doesn't really do that. 

Everyone else thinks she's just got super speed, and she's certainly not going to correct them. ))

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+ thestunti-conjob

I know about you guys! I had tickets for your show before..,uh, stuff happened. Can't go to your show anymore. 

But you sounded really awesome!

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…You think I could provoke them into breaking it? 

Speed limits are so boring. 

[sorrowfullifeform]

*facepalm* Maybe I wasn’t clear.

If you break it, they’ll go after you. Simple  as that.

*they are the law, Lickety, the can break their own rules if they want to put a criminal under bars*

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So they're basically Autotroopers? 

...gooooooood. 

*Lickety's to buzzed in the knowledge she can actually race with someone to care that she's breaking the law to do it.* 

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I wonder how fast Spider-Lady can go. 

I mean, probably not that fast since she doesn’t have any wheels. But maybe marginally fast? Hopefully sort of mildly fast? 

…

I just want someone to race with slaggit. 

[sorrowfullifeform]

No.

And even if I could, the answer is no. *that’s a lie*

But you can bother the human’s police patrol. They have a speed limit.

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...You think I could provoke them into breaking it? 

Speed limits are so boring. 

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It is okay for your character to be irrational

It is okay for your character to seem stupid and make mistakes that are just as stupid

it is okay for your character to misunderstand

It is okay for your character to get angry, sad, or anything over something—even if it is simple.  

It is okay for a character to act out/lash out over something

It is okay for your character to be sensitive

It is perfectly fine because they are people. That is what people do.

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I wonder how fast Spider-Lady can go. 

I mean, probably not that fast since she doesn't have any wheels. But maybe marginally fast? Hopefully sort of mildly fast? 

...

I just want someone to race with slaggit. 

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invisiblerobber:

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……………

…are you talking about my aft?

W-WHAT

NO

WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU THINK I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR HELLA FINE AFT?

*laughing nervously*

*squints loudly*

…I don’t have to use my spy skills to see that you’re talking about my aft.

Why are you talking about my aft?

…that wasn’t sarcasm, was it? :/

T-that- 

That was a private conversation about your aft- 

and

uh

...noitwasn'tsarcasm

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At least the robber’s kinda cute. Or, what I’ve been able to actually see of the robber. Since he’s invisible most of the time, and I’ve never actually gotten a good look at him. So it’s possible that what I assumed was a nice aft was actually just a trick of the light or something. 

….

*hoping it’s a nice aft*

[invisiblerobber-blog]

……………

…are you talking about my aft?

[lickety-split-splat]

W-WHAT

NO

WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU THINK I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR HELLA FINE AFT?

*laughing nervously*

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Lickety-Splits To Do List

Steal a Protoform

Don't die stealing a Protoform

Don't die having parasite/sparkling/thing removed from spark chamber. 

Figure out what to do with parasite/sparkling/thing (hurl out airlock?) 

Clear name and go back to Cybertron

Kill Ratchet

Ignore number six, don't kill Ratchet. There are better things to do with Ratchet then kill him. Better things. 

...See a psychiatrist about numbers...actually, pretty much all of them. 

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At least the robber's kinda cute. Or, what I've been able to actually see of the robber. Since he's invisible most of the time, and I've never actually gotten a good look at him. So it's possible that what I assumed was a nice aft was actually just a trick of the light or something. 

....

*hoping it's a nice aft*

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I miss racing. 

I miss lots of things, but racing...I miss it. 

A lot. 

[carpr0n]

Starring: BMW M3 (by MattGaumont)