lying on the internet: a collective, pt I
girl gamer gets saved from troll by girls singing frozen
offered money for a dick pic
i then walked out like a sassy bitch
saved by a grandma from a millennial hating anti book grandpa
even the religious people clapped
everyone behind me in gamestop gasped
the entire audience cheered and i got a thumbs up
my birthday was made into a holiday
this is my neighborhood now biatch
getting mugged, then hugged
some guy tried to recruit me into isis
ive just selected three led zeppelin CDs
you look like you could kill a man
everyones slowly getting high
oppa homeless style
and then i got ten dollars -ben carson
also im giving u 100 dollars
i wish i was alive during the 40s
my son has his own gun
facebook is for whores and pundits
a reggae man took my side
also ad agencies are dumb
16 children die every 30 seonds in chik fil a

















