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possibly one of the most hilarious exchanges on doctor who

Honestly all the conversations between the Daleks and Cybermen in this episode were fucking gold

I know nothing about Doctor Who lore but I feel like the Cybermen and the Daleks are both the descendents of two exes who both designed robots.

gamerphonzy

You haven’t even seen the best one yet (or at least, it wasn’t in this reblog chain):

evilkitten3

robo sass-off

hgk477

During a blackout

Don’t rush for a flashlight or a candle. Just stay calm.

You may feel like you’re being watched. You are. But don’t worry, they’re not here to hurt you. They just got a bit overly excited.

Sometimes, during a blackout, a single TV will turn on. Turn it off.

You’ll often hear voices. If you focus you can make out what they’re saying. Feel free to strike up a conversation if they seem friendly.

Remember, nothing will hurt you in a blackout unless you panic.

This is always a nice opportunity to go outside and look at the stars. Don’t try to find constellations though. The ones you know aren’t there.

It may seem as if there’s someone else in your house. Pay them no mind.

Your pets will get anxious. Comfort them.

You may think this is a good time to try to commune with some spirits. And it absolutely is! Say hi.

Though the dark will not hurt you in any manner, you may start to feel strange and have strange thoughts. Focus on your breathing in these instances.

Sometimes people you know disappear in blackouts. Don’t worry. They’ll be there when the lights turn back on.

Many of them are lonely. You may even hear crying. It is wise to comfort them. The blackout likely won’t stop until they find peace.

Stay away from mirrors.

As long as you take the back door, you can wander wherever you want and explore things you’d normally never see. When the lights come back on you’ll be back home and those paths will be gone. Just don’t use the front door to do this.

Once the blackout ends, you may feel compelled to say goodbye. It’s best you don’t. It’ll only make it harder for them.

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queercbc

Remembering the episode of Galavant where Kylie Minogue is The Queen of a medieval gay pub and sings this absolute bop.

the-privateer

i feel that it’s important to note that the guy with him NEVER at any point realizes that they’re in a gay bar/club

fangirltothefullest

I think it’s also important to know that the guy that’s with him that’s clueless is a king. Galavant is the BEST and it’s a shame it was cancelled.

kolibritraum

“#also Kylie Minogue is married to the Galavant actor so basically she’s singing a disco ode to her stud of a husband”

What

willowofthehearth

This show is an utter DELIGHT

remy-labelle-purple

Kylie Minogue and Joshua Sasse met filming this show so she isn’t singing a disco ode to her stud of a husband she is wooing a potential boyfriend with a gay disco ode.

e-stl

omg i love him and sometimes i hate him

sebastianlacroix1-deactivated20

out of context red embrace: hollywood (pt.1)

animeisamood

oikawastop

sports anime: a summary

a small lesser-known team pulls itself together with some promising new athletes and lots of spirit and unexpectedly start rising through the ranks to make a name for itself

you barely ever see any of their parents because who needs actual family when you have the team

everything is very important, like life or death important. It doesn’t matter if this is a little high school team at a local tournament that literally no-one gives a fuck about, there will undoubtedly be lots of crying and fighting and inspirational speeches like they’re about to go to battle

the team is all guys but there is always a cute female manager/coach

one game/match/race or whatever takes about 8 episodes, because of all the slow motion shots and the fact that apparently we need to see the exact reactions of literally every person in the room

lots of gay

no like really, lots of gay

every team has a mom

every team has a smol baby who needs to be protected

there is at least one hotshot athlete on an opposing team who’s cocky and arrogant and all the girls love him but in reality he’s just a dorky little shit

they mUST MAKE IT TO NATIONALS

two main characters who fight a lot or have lots of tension but we all know they love each other

SO MUCH ANGST AND MAIN-PAIN

did i mention that it’s gay

stevenscrivello

siwonz

I am Siwon Choi, your host for KCON 2018.

nikkihatsune

The list goes on and on but… THIS GIF WAS LITERALLY THE FIRST THING ON MY MIND.

thegnotesots

The Bombur Boogie.

The Elrond.

The Legolas Shuffle.

The Kíli Shake.

Thorin: Who are these people?

Thranduil: Okay, you know what? I want these people to get lost in Mirkwood for, oh, I don’t know–ever. I know Legolas is my son, but he did not get that from me so can I just adopt Bard? No one will know the difference.