奶茶 (Milk Tea)

Mel | F | 22| Gemini ☀️Capricorn🌙 I love milk tea and memes

[julientel]

Clint is tired of your bs

[8pxl]

hi! i added this to my shop as a limited quantity print! it will be numbered and signed ❤️‍🔥

thank you for any support, it means the world!

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[notvoid]

[milf-adjacent]

Love how she was all carefree then skipped right over angry and went all the way to Dark Souls miniboss

[agoddamnrayofsunshine]

Nightmare image

[mandaloriangf]

we’re just gonna have to start straight up killing these grown ass men dating teenagers since the families of millie bobby brown, billie eilish, and olivia rodrigo obviously arent gonna do it

[his-shining-tears]

Cats and train miniature

[guerrillatech]

[weirdlandtv]

THE INTELLIGENT WOMAN’S GUIDE TO ATOMIC RADIATION (1964). Cover art by Bruce Robertson.

[hispanicdisorder]

[sighinastorm]

While undoubtedly designed as a research and conservation tool, and probably even valuable as a way for the inland ultra-rich to dine on extra-fresh red snapper, I choose to believe this is just one guy who likes to take his fish for walks.

[mckitterick]

portable supramarine exploration device

[excitementshewrote]

[hellenhighwater]

I'll admit that this one has cemented itself in my psyche

[pantheriart]

Andy from the old guard

(I really really don't want to finish Helas hair so I prob won't so another piece)

[florenceandisabellamachine-deac]

[forgamers]

Russian exorcisms be like

[missster-anderson-deactivated20]

This bitch haunted… YEET

[nitashinori]

From what i could roughly understand: [no idea sorry] *GASP* *exhale* “In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, FUCK OFF, please.”

[starpeace]

i know i just talked about jedi courtly love but consider in-universe mandalorian courtly love tradition

[starpeace]

boba, who did not grow up hearing traditional mandalorian chivalric romances: i have never sworn allegiance to anyone but i owe a debt of service to you and i will fulfil it no matter what

din, who definitely did grow up hearing traditional mandalorian chivalric romances: are you propositioning me

[starpeace]

this is a joke post but also like i mean it when i say boba in that episode has to be the mandalorian romantic ideal. a guy who proves himself as a warrior by killing stormtroopers, reveals he was a true mandalorian all along, reclaims his beskar’gam, honours a deal despite being able to freely abandon it, and promises to save and protect your foundling no matter what? that’s the setup for like 80% of trashy mando romance holodramas

[twilight-shitposting]

Think smarter not harder

[owlmylove]

Why are they kissing through plastic wrap? o:

oh my god you dont know what pushing daisies is!!!! people dont know what pushing daisies is!!!!! oh my GOD anon strap in

okay picture this

Brian Fuller’s original 2007 magical realism romantic comedy with a dash of morbidity (after all, this is Brian Fuller we’re talking abt) & fairytale elements

as this review describes: “Characters & plot like Lemony Snicket, sets like Tim Burton, shots like Wes Anderson, rapid witty dialogue like Gilmore Girls, and costumes like uh, frickin’ magic.” 

everything is Super Saturated All The Time and the costume design is literally flawless

starring: asexual bakery man, very tall very kind and himbo-adjacent, has low-level necromantic powers named Ned

Ned is, for convoluted reasons, the accomplice of a film noir detective named after a fish (Emerson Cod) who looks like a hardass but secretly loves pop-up books and knitting

Ned the bakery man is a Piemaker and works in and owns a building that looks like this

(there are novelty cherry lighting fixtures)

he has a dog, who is undead, bc aforementioned necromantic bakery boy has the unique skill of being able to touch dead things and bring them back to life 

he and Emerson Cod touch murder victims, ask them who killed them, and then collect the reward. easy get-money-quick-scheme, UNTIL

Ned’s childhood crush and my life’s icon, Charlotte “Chuck” Charles, gets murdered on a cruise

he touches her once (ONCE) and is never able to touch her again, lest his necromantic powers zap her back to death. hence:

contact-free romance ensues.

 I highly recommend the show for: asexuals, demisexuals, dog people, people who like pie, fashion & costume design enthusiasts, anyone who’s a fan of film noir, people who like pie and dogs and mermaids

literally this show is my absolute all time favorite PLEASE watch it

you can watch both seasons for free here

literally if you’ve ever cared for my opinion at all please watch at least the first episode i beg of u

[jerakeenc]

[unbotheredmuse]

[monsterbi]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[amyofthemyscira]

Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593)

[starsappho]

My favourite thing about this post is that someone saw those photos of that cat and went “ah yes, I know exactly which 15th century Baroque painting this reminds me of”