Cool Story Bro.

Penguins

[torracat]

there is literally nothing worse than accidentally eating a really soft grape

[fiddynun]

MAYBE EXCEPT YOU WHOLE FAMILY BEING MURDERED IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE

[torracat]

have you ever eaten a soft grape

[sixpenceee]

Footage of a hatching gecko. (Source)

[of-the-seax]

Is the egg like bigger on the inside, like how

[richharry]

I need a girl like this

[shez-a-dove-deactivated20161204]

when she fry them skittles just right😫💯👌🏾

[greelin]

[softly, but with a lot of feeling] what the fuck

[squidyword]

[collabcru]

[thacakery]

“That favorite teacher you had”

[tianajanae]

He was feeling it

[bodacious-poopookittyfuck]

This is so cute lol

[rydellio]

Me as a teacher

[epic-humor]

When you just wake and you’re already dreading the long week ahead

[pochowek]

handsome norwegian royal sibling versus man so handsome he got banned from saudi arabia who will win

[tealpaws]

norwegian man looks like a goddam greasy peanut this shit no contest

[glaschus-deactivated20160306]

Listen, the Saudi man has a Tekken character made after him:

No contest here.

[mooncryptid-deactivated20191012]

i mean the norwegian royalty guy got a character designed after him too 

[mrbulian]

do u ever spend an entire day being really happy and then when night time rolls around you remember that you’re actually sad and kind of dead inside so you’re just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ well that was fun while it lasted

[taco-bell-rey]

“the test is today”

[homurrsimpson]

[kenby]

science side of tumblr explain this

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

we’re up all night to get l

[lunasxdecay]

axatives for this horrible diarrhea

[bigspender]

if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade

[angrier]

IM SO UPSET MY BAND DIRECTOR ARRANGED THIS AND NOW WE HAVE TO PLAY IT I CANT ESCAPE THE MEMES

[lubricates]

congrats to all of us for being the first generation to grow up online

[epic-humor]

When you message the group chat and nobody replies

[cyborgcinderella-deactivated202]

x

[zoomerbro]