shtposts, emotions, and fixations

liem ⚡️•23• they/them

[sdqubeley]

i do this to u

[future-crab]

Sometimes I get the "I can fix him" urge for a fictional character but like not in a sexy way. I can fix him with the power of friendship. I look at him the way a 12 yr old horse girl looks at an abused stallion that has injured its last 3 riders but she knows that it will sense her good vibes and she'll be the first person to show it kindness. That man is a skittish horse to me.

[liemonaid]

Liem’s fictional fathers(TM)

1. Patton — Sanders sides (the OG)

2. Dr. Alto Clef — SCP a foundation (it was an accident)

3. Soldier:76/Jack Morrison — Overwatch (the newest addition)

[frankensteined]

POLY HAPPILY EVER AFTER I KEEP WINNING

[slowspinningredemption]

waarom is het dat ik kan spreek nieuw talen wanneer ik vervoegen dwaas kak. 'één koffie alsjeblieft' 'je spreekt Engels?' 'ja dank je wel' alles wat normaal kak is ik ben als 'uhhhhhhh' maar dwaas kak? ik ben een SCHOLAR.

jij zie dit kak. ik begrijpt niet totdat ik doen dit kak en opeens ik heb geen probleem.

[slowspinningredemption]

me: learning a new language is so great. I love how it makes me consider my own language in new ways and pushes me to explore the way I communicate.

also me:

[rimpyspinkeye-deactivated202406]

[krudman]

[tundrakatiebean]

[undeadentropy]

Never have I seen the perfect application of two memes back to back so that both can stand without any alteration but the lack of words itself. This is a work of art. I would call this meme poetry.

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[liemonaid]

i have once again stumbled upon the dihlemma of not having any GOOD gn reader x character fics AS IF MY POOKIE BEING ROBBED BY LARIAN WASNT ENOUGH </3

[liemonaid]

the problem is worse when you like the table from a game that hasn’t been out long and there’s almost no works of your cowboy :(

[liemonaid]

dear SCP tumblr

stop using me like your fleshlight abt shit that happened TWO YEARS AGO. We solved are shit like grown adults so stop your elementary gossip lunch table and get off the internet -Liem

[liemonaid]

sometimes I forget this happened like bruh💀

ngl now I joke about it but still, it sucks. I wish things were different but years later, I don’t. I’m glad we aren’t friends now because both of us needed to get our shit together and we would only make each other worse. I don’t wish the feelings I had on anyone but that doesn’t mean that people can use me like a talking point.

I know exactly 0 people care about this but it’s shit like this that keeps me up at night, thinking about how people see/talk about me and use me one way or another. It’s awful. But I’m over it.

[citrusune]

it's. not even funny.

please my beautiful queen give me a chance

[liemonaid]

don’t hyperfixate when hormonal🙏🏽

[pannyprainer]

I want to snuggle up to Abel and listen to everything he wants to talk about and get him to focus on himself for a bit as damn it I love this big softie of a man and he deserves the world

[grvyardsin]

Hat rule with Abel. Hat rule with Abel. Hat rule with Abel. Hat rule with Abel. Hat rule with Abel. Hat rule with Abel. Hat rule with Abel. Hat rule with Abel.

I NEED THAT FUCKING MAN HOLY MOLY

[countkittycula]

“Men can’t get pregnant” KEEP POUNDING 💕

[only-cat-memes]

[caats]