snea snake

court | 30s | (she/her) | ♒ these are a few of my favourite things: orphan black, critical role, motu & spop, fire emblem, bioware, bg3, fc5, pillars of eternity, 9-1-1, & a ridiculous number of assorted other nerdy things

[probuccalfat]

people will describe their incredibly nebulous sexuality to you that they’ve never been able to define and the whole time you’re thinking that sounds like bisexuality brother

[dumpy-dump]

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

evergreen post

[angels-and-insects]

My X-men hyperfixation has really come back full force lately. Been doodling lots of nightcrawlers

[comicpolls]

Favourite Platonic Duo: Round Two Match Six of Thirty-Two

Billy Kaplan (Wiccan) and Tommy Shepherd (Speed)

Steve Rogers (Captain America) & Bucky Barnes (Winter Soldier)

Remaining time: 1 day 11 hours

[vastvastvast]

oh they’re so losing this but PLEASE TOMMY AND BILLY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE they’re EVERYTHING to me!!! You guys don’t understand okay!!!! They’re soulmates!! Literal canonical soulmates!! Quite literally two halves of the same soul!! They’re brothers and they suck at it!! Billy is glad Tommy is there to watch him die!!! Tommy just wants his brother to stay with him!!! They stopped speaking for years and Billy resents him and they’ll never talk about!! They’re mirrors of each other and it will only ever hurt them and they are eternally tied to each other!!! THEYRE LITERALLY MEANT TO BECOME A GOD TOGETHER BECAUSE THEY ARE SOULMATES AND I LOVE THEM!!!!!!

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[chungledown-bimothy]

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me

[herheim731]

Elheim

[macklesufficient]

hard to swallow pills dot jpg. the reason people don’t like when you infodump about your uwu favorite things isn’t because they don’t like hearing about deep sea ecosystems or anime blorbos or whatever it may be. it’s because talking /at/ someone is selfish. have you asked the other person any questions? do you care what they have to say? would you willingly listen to them infodump the same way or would you (be honest) stand there and wait for your turn to talk? people not responding well to your tedtalk on the thing you like isn’t because they’re normies who hate ‘nerd stuff’, it’s because you have substituted conversation for verbal masturbation. hope this helps

[comicpolls]

Ultimate Queer Character: Round Two Match Twelve of Sixteen

Raven Darkhölme (Mystique)

Apollo

Remaining time: 5 days 1 hour

[thelastofthebookworms]

[stonesense]

dragon age should have had fishing minigames

[stonesense]

dragon age origins fishing minigame is a cute little one-time interaction with a fisherman at lake calenhad where if you have enough cunning u can catch some kind of fucked up lake monster which comes with a little codex entry elaborating on the rumours about lake calenhad & the circle tower

dragon age 2 fishing minigame is non-existent they just make a joke about how gross kirkwall harbour fish would be to cover up that they didn’t have time to make it. in the files there’s some crazy list of creatures you would have fished out of there and some cut codex entries you would have found with super relevant gallows lore that is now just not in the game and people discourse about whether it’s canon

dragon age inquisition fishing minigame was created when the devs took people's complaints about no fishing minigame in da2 way too seriously and battled with the game engine to make an extremely awkward, unrewarding, and time-consuming system available in like almost every map. people still do it because sitting there and fishing for half an hour is one of the only reliable ways to trigger party banter. some of the mosaics can only be found by fishing

dragon age the veilguard fishing minigame also never made it into the game, despite the fact that the concept art book has like a kind of bizarre amount of work on what all the fish would look like, because the mechanics were planned for when the home base was a submarine and then became unusable. some of the concept fish became in-game models which serve exclusively to provide jokes about cooking

[stevenrogered]

I'm sorry. It's okay. It's okay. It's not. I just- I didn't know who else to call. Because I wanted to talk to you.

[the-semicolonoscopy]

Biblically accurate bisexual

[aidaughter]

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[dahlia-molinas]

when you think about it teenagers of the next generation will never get to experience a cw show with 7+ seasons and 22 episodes per season. they will never know what it's like to be insanely obsessed with a mediocre show with mediocre writing and mediocre acting (with one really good actor carrying the show on their backs). they will never know the feeling of fighting weekly in the trenches for your ship only for the writers to screw you over. they will never be so increasingly disappointed by the worsening writing choices as the seasons progress and they will never know what it's like to watch the worst series finale after investing years into a show. and that is the biggest tragedy.

[wool-and-flax]

Tryna cleanly peel off the price sticker from your new book

[woolandflax]

[pierppasolini]

He-Man and the Masters of the Universe - The Rainbow Warrior

[fuckyeahheman]

@tealightwhimsy it's actually pretty easy to remember! I've only been playing around with it for like a day and I only really have trouble remembering Q X and Z. Most of the letters have some kind of element that is similar to our regular ol' alphabet.