alex

banana flavoring... is good

[maxleggy]

so how's that "running half the internet on amazon's servers" thing going for everyone.

[maxleggy]

hey so how's that "running half the internet through cloudflare" thing going for everyone

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[treecitysessions]

I love when they throw something on that’s mid as fuck at the gay club after several consecutive bangers to force you to chill out for a minute and drink some water

[diosapate]

they call me the freaker outer the way I’m always freaking outing

[weepingchoir]

books you can find in Barnes and Noble

No Uterus No Glory: The Untold Story Of Brave American Women In The Blood Diamond Trade

Joe Rogan’s UNCENSORED Guide To Growing A Pair You Fucking Pussy

batman cookbook

Queer As H*ll: 250 Poems That Aren’t Good

A Firefighter Date With A… Pirate!? The 31st entry in the Firefighter Date series (has outsold the Bible)

Bhagavad Gita manga

The ADHD Emperor’s Pet Hat

Freedom Talks: Negotiating Like A Patriot

I Was President, by Bill Clinton

minecraft

The Red Grip Of Communism: An Unbiased History

A Sword Of Court And Woe

A Horse Of Force And Rose

A Throne Of Bone And Gloam

A Wand Of Land And Hand

A Fate Of Late And Great

A Drink Of Crown And Glory

I’m an Israeli artist and this is my modest proposal

kurt vonnegut cat’s cradle 257th edition

[dogposts]

[gender-luster]

autism is not a horrible disease that ruins lives and tears apart families. elon musk, who is autistic and an evil billionaire who doesn't pay taxes, has ruined thousands of lives, and whose family hates him, is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted

[c3rvida3]

Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.

[parkchanwoohoo]

I wish someone would hurry up and invent a game where I help a woman who is permanently dripping mud get a makeover and leave her shitty boyfriend, or perhaps an army game where I lead my troops through basic arithmetic functions such as +10 and x7

[defibrinationsyndrome]

all yall catholics better find god yourself now because the next pope is using chatgpt to breeze through cardinal school

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

LET’S HAVE A CONCLAVE

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Welp

[hyperions-fate]

The Church must now declare Holy War against Hillbilly Potentate Vance and his country of murderous Redditors.

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[scabrrielle]

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[glitzyglee]

Excuse me, professor? So, um, you paired me with Strawberry Shortcake for this assignment. Yeah so, she proofread my paper, but the only changes she made were crossing out every instance of 'very' and replacing it with 'berry'?

[darlingofdots]

"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german

[libraford]

Sometimes you have to take a step back and remember that same-sex marriage has only been legal in America for ten years.

[libraford]

I know that it seems like it's been this way forever, but when they were leaving it up to the states and Indiana legalized it for a whole 24 hours before Mike Pence got wise to it- me and a bunch of strangers ran around the city hall block with a rainbow flag because we were so happy. People were getting married on the spot because they'd been waiting so long and we didn't know if the ruling was going to stick.

It's wild to think about how much has changed just in my lifetime. Sodomy was a crime until 2003. Don't Ask Don't Tell was both enacted and repealed in my life.

The processes are slower than we want, but in retrospect- a lot has changed since the 90s.

[despazito]

If megan thee stallion was on veggie tales she'd be a green onion called megan thee scallion