✟Lute✟

Adam's Lieutenant of heaven's exorcist army

[lieutenant-danger-tits]

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Have a question? Ask it. But don't waste my time, or you'll end up slain on my angelic blade.

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[lieutenant-danger-tits]

Tessa: Just one?! … … Alright, that’s fair enough. *Now how is she supposed to focus on making a good impression over dinner with Adam third-wheeling when this is in the back of her mind? She will just have to do her best.* Are you… er, you two… ready to go, then?

I'm ready, are you ready Sir?

@og-dick-master

[lieutenant-danger-tits]

Tessa: *her eyes widen a bit and she blushes, her heart beats fast* A k-kiss? For a bullseye? Okay, if… if you’re cool with that, you’re on. How many tries do I get?

One, and no do overs.

[lieutenant-danger-tits]

Tessa: That works, I know of a great little barbecue place. And right next door is a hatchet throwing range, if you’d like to do that afterwards. I’m not very good at it but it’s fun!

Now that's what I'm talking about. You suck at it? Pity. How about this, if you can hit a bullseye I'll give you a kiss.

[lieutenant-danger-tits]

Tessa: *Adam tagging along does not bode well, but she’s gotta take the opportunity. She’s gotta at least try.* Okay, yeah, sure. We’ll go wherever you want.

Sounds like a plan. Sir? Where would you like to eat? @og-dick-master

[og-dick-master]

You know me babe, I love my ribs!

[lieutenant-danger-tits]

Then ribs it is.

[lieutenant-danger-tits]

Tessa: *Adam tagging along does not bode well, but she’s gotta take the opportunity. She’s gotta at least try.* Okay, yeah, sure. We’ll go wherever you want.

Sounds like a plan. Sir? Where would you like to eat? @og-dick-master

[lieutenant-danger-tits]

Tessa: There is no motive, I… I just… *she looks discouraged* …thought I’d ask. *The potential for rejection she can handle, but the mockery and the name calling and the reminder that she’s lacking in the rizz department she could’ve done without.* Just forget it. Sorry to have wasted your time.

You can't handle a comment? How would you be able to handle me. How about this, I'll have dinner with you, but Adam comes along as well. Prove to me you can handle us as a duet and MAYBE I'll consider a second dinner.

[lieutenant-danger-tits]

Tessa: *she blushes* M-maybe? I mean… y-yes. I thought perhaps it could be considered a… date, of sorts. Just a lady taking a pretty lady out for a nice evening, that’s all. But if you’re not interested then I understand.

Pretty? That's how you try to win me over? Looks don't mean anything when you're on the front lines.

[og-dick-master]

You really think that pathetic rizz is gonna get her panties soaking?

Lute, is this bitch bothering you? Go ahead and tell her to fuck off. You're not interested.

[lieutenant-danger-tits]

She's not bothering me Sir, I'm just trying to understand her motive.

[lieutenant-danger-tits]

Tessa: *she blushes* M-maybe? I mean… y-yes. I thought perhaps it could be considered a… date, of sorts. Just a lady taking a pretty lady out for a nice evening, that’s all. But if you’re not interested then I understand.

Pretty? That's how you try to win me over? Looks don't mean anything when you're on the front lines.

[lieutenant-danger-tits]

Tessa: *she frowns a little* What? No, that’s not the idea at all. Maybe drinks wasn’t a good suggestion… would you be more comfortable going out for dinner instead?

Dinner? What are you going to romance me too? Cut to the chase, why do you want to go out somewhere with me so badly? Typically people choose to run away from me, and I like to keep things that way.

[lieutenant-danger-tits]

Tessa: Ulterior motive? Not everyone has bad intentions, you know. I just… think you’re really pretty thought it might be nice to get to know you, is all. *she offers a polite smile* See you Friday!

Get to know me? Hm, sounds like you want information about me so you could find my weakness or maybe get something out of me? Perfect plan, try to get me wasted so I can left my defenses down.

[lieutenant-danger-tits]

Great! Friday night it is, then! My name is Tessa, by the way. Is there any particular place you would like to meet for a drink?

Tessa? I'll probably forget that. There's a bar Adam likes to take me to, we can go there for you to buy me a drink for whatever ulterior motive you have.

[lieutenant-danger-tits]

Since it’s sorta inconclusive what you mean when you say that you and Adam are a “duet”, I thought I’d ask… are you available Friday night? I’d love to buy you a drink, if I may. *She flashes a hopeful smile.*

We're a duet, simple as that. To answer your question I have no plans Friday night after training. I don't understand why you want to buy me a drink, but I won't say no.

[og-dick-master]

Do you and Lute visit Abel for Christmas? Or any of your kids? Does she act like a step-mom?

Why would we waste our time doing that?

@lieutenant-danger-tits

[lieutenant-danger-tits]

I'm not their mother, Eve is. Why would I give a damn about her children? Besides, he was the first in humanity to be murdered. He's weak.

[slutty-spider-talk]

Isn’t the hotel the first target?!

The princess has a pardon.

(BLAH BLAH yes I've seen the show! Bite me 💋 no ones touching this fictional family. Not even @og-dick-master and @lieutenant-danger-tits )

[lieutenant-danger-tits]

That's not something to BRAG about! Step one foot outside and I'm cleaning your entire bloodline.

[lieutenant-danger-tits]

Happy extermination day fuckers! @og-dick-master want to see me beat my high score?

[lieutenant-danger-tits]

Are you ready for extermination day?

Of course I'm ready! I'm always ready! @og-dick-master