Thalia Grace

27 || Daughter of Zeus || Hunter of Artemis “The girl who robbed all-American boys at knifepoint in an alley" RP Character Blog

[diangelo-della-morte]

OOC

hey everyone!  I’m looking to get a new rp group on discord, NOT TUMBLR started for PJO.  We’re currently looking for:  Jason Annabeth  Hazel Piper Nico  Will To apply, dm this account or send in an ask with the form I am including below filled out. First come first serve will be assessed. Thank you so much and I hope to see some interest!  Character name;  Character Age:  Skills of Character:  Character Strengths:  Character Weaknesses:  3 Things that will make the character happy  3 things that will make the character upset  1-2 paragraph role play sample: 

[reyna-praetor-of-everything]

I have acquired so many jelly beans for Easter

[lieutenant-thaliagrace]

This is going to end poorly

[reyna-praetor-of-everything]

Thalia Says I “Devolve Into A Child When Hylla Is Around.” She Has No Evidence!

@lieutenant-thaliagrace

[lieutenant-thaliagrace]

I have a lot of evidence... you should see the Iris message calls they’ve had over the last few weeks, I physically cannot escape...

Petty arguments about literally everything (today it was the best jelly bean flavour)

Both making dumb jokes (usually at my expense)

Literally spent half an hour pulling faces at each other last week

Hylla getting her to pull pranks on me... she’s still not forgiven for that one

But... at least she still stubbornly defends me, and says cute things about me (tho Rey doesn’t know I heard that so, I swear I totally wasn’t eavesdropping... love you 🥰)

[lieutenant-thaliagrace]

Lockdown Day 18

Welcome back to your favourite demigod run lockdown entertainment service. It is now Day 18 of the official lockdown and I am losing horribly at Trivial Pursuit...

But beyond my lack of general knowledge, here is how things have progressed on this side of the world...

Me (Thalia): Hey Rey, how long d’you reckon it takes until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Reyna, deadpan: 72 hours.

Me: How do you-

Reyna: There’s a clown behind you.

Reyna, looking at the assault course I built through the house: Please don’t do it.

Me (Thalia): There ain’t nothing you can say to stop me...

Reyna: Oh yeah? How about... BLARFHJISPDUNSK

Me: Well I gotta admit, that slowed me down... but I’m still going for it!

Reyna: What’re you doing?

Me (Thalia), laying on the floor and staring at the ceiling: Do you ever think about how the stars are just up there and their only job is to shine some light in the blissful silence of space, and all they have to do is be? Goals.

Reyna: I’m going to get a drink.

Me (Thalia), at 3am: Babe, please come to bed. You need to sleep.

Reyna: Sleep is for the weak! I don’t need sleep, I need more wine! 24 hour party people Thals c’mon!

(PSA: She was very hungover for the entirety of the next day)

Reyna, on Iris Message with Piper: It’s date night tonight, and Thals is cooking so I was just finishing getting ready. Going all out, y’know. How do I look?

Piper: With your eyes.

Reyna: Right, I don’t have time for your bullshit-

Piper: You always have time for my bullshit

Me (Thalia), on Iris with Annabeth whilst Percy, Jason and Piper are play fighting in the background: Wow... It’s moments like this I’ll never forget.

Annabeth: With a good therapist, hopefully I will.

Reyna, checking the fridge: Ugh! We’re out of snacks.

Me (Thalia): Excuse me. I’m literally right here-

@reyna-praetor-of-everything

[lieutenant-thaliagrace]

Lockdown - Day 9

Good evening all, as I’m sure you’re aware we’ve now been on lockdown for just over a week. Everything is finally all sorted and ready and we’re just about getting used to our new lives for the foreseeable future... and by that I do mean, I am bored af. So bored in fact, that today... I painted a llama

But for those outside of the Grace-Ramírez household right now, here’s our lovely weekly highlight reel:

Me (Thalia), Pre-Lockdown: I hate people and I’ve spent so long running around outside I just wanna lie in bed forever...

Me, 2 days into lockdown: Outside, I need the outside, human contact is necessary to survive *flops on the bed*

Rey: *pats my head without looking up from her book* There, you’ve had contact

Rey, after dealing with the legionnaires refusing to follow the lockdown: Can’t decide if I need a hug, an extra large coffee, 6 shots of vodka or 2 weeks of sleep.

Rey: I think I’m gonna go to the shop to get some jelly beans and our essentials for the week

Me (Thalia), knowing she’s already been on her one (1) daily state mandated walk: Imagine going to the shop for jelly beans and getting tasered

Rey: So you know we ordered Amazon delivery and selected the “replace item” with the closest thing if they run out of stock?

Me (Thalia): Yeah, we ordered tampons right... what did they send?

Rey: Apparently the closest possible thing, which right now *pulls item from the box*... is a bag of 50 frozen sausage rolls

Me and Rey, sharing the office whilst we work from home...

Me (Thalia): What you up to?

Rey: Filling out paperwork, and sorting out the orders for those in charge of maintaining the lockdown, just trying to keep everything in check... you?

Me (Thalia): I’m drawing a duck

Me (Thalia): Are you still gonna love me after you’ve been stuck with me 24/7 for like months?

Rey: Of course I will, I might’ve killed you a few times but I’ll still love you.

Me (Thalia): ... thanks?

Me (Thalia): Erm, Rey... they extended the lockdown.

Rey: What?! Until when?

Me (Thalia): No one really knows, until the number of deaths starts reducing I spose.

Rey: But... we were getting married next month.

Me (Thalia): Yeah, which means our only hope for that is Apollo finding a cure in the next 3 weeks...

On the bright side, we can always rearrange that and we get like a whole month to actually spend time together (granted with the frequent untimely interruptions of Argentina’s and Aurum). Also a big plus, Hylla was not visiting when we were out on lockdown... otherwise one of the 3 of us would not have been returning from the quarantine.

Stay safe and have fun all, and remember if boredom prevails - you can always, annoy the fuck out of your S/O 😇 @reyna-praetor-of-everything

[reyna-praetor-of-everything]

Things I have done to stay sane:

Named the Llama, Steven.

Gotten good at twiddling my thumbs

Taken up whittling

I have carved a bar of soap in the likeness of Steven the Llama

I think I invented a new color by slapping paint around on a paper plate.

I also painted Thalia’s feet with little smily faces on all of her toes.

I have NOT contemplated arson for fun.

I HAVE yelled at people for hoarding soap because EVERYONE needs to wash their hands not just YOU ANGELLA!

I understand why children like stacking Tupperware now. I recreated the Empire State Building.

I have begun talking to bees that hang out by the flower box near the door.

Thalia

I‘v become semi ambidextrous out of stubbornness because why not?

I created an interesting menu of new snack combinations.

I have, indeed, run in place for an hour.

Yes. I did slide down the hall back and forth in my socks for three hours.

The list only grows.

[lieutenant-thaliagrace]

99% of these things were highly entertaining to witness too ngl - love this dork, but I do now need a bath to get the paint off of my feet 😐

[lieutenant-thaliagrace]

Lockdown - Day 9

Good evening all, as I’m sure you’re aware we’ve now been on lockdown for just over a week. Everything is finally all sorted and ready and we’re just about getting used to our new lives for the foreseeable future... and by that I do mean, I am bored af. So bored in fact, that today... I painted a llama

But for those outside of the Grace-Ramírez household right now, here’s our lovely weekly highlight reel:

Me (Thalia), Pre-Lockdown: I hate people and I’ve spent so long running around outside I just wanna lie in bed forever...

Me, 2 days into lockdown: Outside, I need the outside, human contact is necessary to survive *flops on the bed*

Rey: *pats my head without looking up from her book* There, you’ve had contact

Rey, after dealing with the legionnaires refusing to follow the lockdown: Can’t decide if I need a hug, an extra large coffee, 6 shots of vodka or 2 weeks of sleep.

Rey: I think I’m gonna go to the shop to get some jelly beans and our essentials for the week

Me (Thalia), knowing she’s already been on her one (1) daily state mandated walk: Imagine going to the shop for jelly beans and getting tasered

Rey: So you know we ordered Amazon delivery and selected the “replace item” with the closest thing if they run out of stock?

Me (Thalia): Yeah, we ordered tampons right... what did they send?

Rey: Apparently the closest possible thing, which right now *pulls item from the box*... is a bag of 50 frozen sausage rolls

Me and Rey, sharing the office whilst we work from home...

Me (Thalia): What you up to?

Rey: Filling out paperwork, and sorting out the orders for those in charge of maintaining the lockdown, just trying to keep everything in check... you?

Me (Thalia): I’m drawing a duck

Me (Thalia): Are you still gonna love me after you’ve been stuck with me 24/7 for like months?

Rey: Of course I will, I might’ve killed you a few times but I’ll still love you.

Me (Thalia): ... thanks?

Me (Thalia): Erm, Rey... they extended the lockdown.

Rey: What?! Until when?

Me (Thalia): No one really knows, until the number of deaths starts reducing I spose.

Rey: But... we were getting married next month.

Me (Thalia): Yeah, which means our only hope for that is Apollo finding a cure in the next 3 weeks...

On the bright side, we can always rearrange that and we get like a whole month to actually spend time together (granted with the frequent untimely interruptions of Argentina’s and Aurum). Also a big plus, Hylla was not visiting when we were out on lockdown... otherwise one of the 3 of us would not have been returning from the quarantine.

Stay safe and have fun all, and remember if boredom prevails - you can always, annoy the fuck out of your S/O 😇 @reyna-praetor-of-everything

[lieutenant-thaliagrace]

We’re on Lockdown

Good Evening all, I know it’s been a while but as I’m sure you’re all aware there’s a lot going on. Due to the COVID-19 outbreak, and the subsequent lockdown of San Francisco, New Rome is now also under lockdown.

These are testing times for us all, and I hope everyone out there stays safe and healthy. We are aware of how hard times are right now but please, for the sake of yourselves and your loved ones #StayHome - our Doctors and Nurses work to save our lives, so we have to stay home to save theirs. Much love and good wishes to you all, and I promise some cheerier lockdown content will come your way from myself and @reyna-praetor-of-everything as we look to entertain ourselves during this isolation.

Can’t wait to see all my CHB friends on the other side - we will get through this.

[reyna-praetor-of-everything]

To The Love Of My Life

Merry Christmas, and also Happy Birthday-belated depending on where you live-to you. You are amazing, tough, kind hearted, strong, independent, caring, and overall the best of the two of us. Glad we got to spend the year together. Wouldn’t have it any other way, and I wouldn’t give up our walks around Rome or the gardens.

~Rey

@lieutenant-thaliagrace

[lieutenant-thaliagrace]

My queen. I love you so much baby! Merry Christmas, here’s to many more years together. You’re the only person I’d ever want to be with through everything, always my better half 🥰

[lieutenant-thaliagrace]

It’s my fucking Birthday!!!

It’s that time of year again folks! Starting to lose track of how many of these I’ve had now... think that means I’m getting old 😫

We be celebrating at the CHB Christmas party tonight tho and it’s going to be epic 🥳

[lieutenant-thaliagrace]

Back from the Dead

Evening guys, my greatest apologies for being MIA for so long recently - had a shit ton of work to do and all that fun demigod life stuff. I hear my beautiful other half @reyna-praetor-of-everything has been keeping y’all updated in my absence tho so it’s all good! 👌🏼

I will post a life update later to celebrate my return to the internet, feel free to send in any asks whilst I go do that!

[reyna-praetor-of-everything]

Ghost Hunting Our Home

So lately the spirits have been having a blast in my lovely little Rome home. Nico said I did something to piss them off. As a result, I am now ghost hunting with the lovely @lieutenant-thaliagrace

Me: “Do we talk to them?”

Thalia: “Spirits do we get to talk to you?”

*strange noise*

Thalia: “WHAT?!”

Thalia: “I think they said that you have a monster in your drain.”

Me: “My drain?”

Thalia: “Yeah, like the sink or something.”

*vase breaks*

Thalia: “Okay, I can’t speak ghost.”

Me: “You think?”

@diangelo-della-morte please help.

[lieutenant-thaliagrace]

Okay I would like to apologise for being MIA for so long but this bean has kept you updated so it’s all good 👌🏼

[diangelo-della-morte]

Fmk: Percy, Jason, Leo, no cheating.

uh I’m going to cheat here because a) I have a boyfriend who I’d be pretty much willing to do two out of those three [guess which ones] and b) I already did this and I don’t want to have to deal with them again. Leo is SUCH a drama queen 

[reyna-praetor-of-everything]

The female equivalent of this is with Thalia, Annabeth, and Piper. To which I must say

Fuck: Annabeth

Marry: Thalia

Kiss: Piper

I know the K means other things but this is my version. Deal with it.

What do you say @lieutenant-thaliagrace reasonable analysis?

[lieutenant-thaliagrace]

I mean, seems about right... tho if that’s your FMK meanings I stand proudly by the fact that I can cover all 3 😉

[lieutenant-thaliagrace]

Feast of Spes

All good news folks! We survived the evening, no deadly prophecies or the like, I think that means good fortunes for the year to come. Something we are all greatly looking forward to.

As was expected, Annie was very pleased about being made responsible for Jercy and controlling their poor life decisions...

Luckily the boys were on their best behaviour... well, almost.

Leo swung by too of course, just to add to the destruction. For the record, alcohol and those three is a very, very bad mix.

Piper spent most of the evening making sure everyone was getting appropriately dressed up for the feast - apparently it was hard work, took a couple hours or so. Can’t say I’m surprised. 

Hazel did manage to rope Will into coming, which meant that Nico was in fact forced to tag along in a suit and everything (we couldn’t get him to lose the jacket tho).

Rey, however, was conviced to fully dress up (not that she really had a choice, she chose the dress code) and well I’m pretty sure her aim was to kill me, and she did that... like honestly just... damn.

But hey, I can bring my A game too sometimes. I mean I feel like it took a lot more effort and a considerable amount more help than it did for my stunning other half... but we got there eventually. Black tie event, officially complete. Roll on a year of what will hopefully be more good fortunes.

p.s. quick little thanks to our two favourite Praetors for organising this thing (I know it was a stress) and a thanks to our go to stylist @ Pipes too bc we all know we kicked up a bit of a fuss.

CHB hosting the next one... good luck guys ;)

[lieutenant-thaliagrace]

The Low-Down

Hey all. I would like to greatly apologise for being MIA for a while - so here is a brief recap of recent events for you.

We’ve recently been preparing for the Feast of Spes - which is tomorrow, the Greeks are coming over, we’re getting dressed up nice apparently, so that’ll be fun. It also means Frank and Rey can stop stressing about it now...

Percy and Jason have now reunited however, and that means it’s about to be the end of the world I’m pretty sure... I’m putting Chase on Jercy watch (she doesn’t know yet but I’m sure she’ll be thrilled)

Pipes and Annie are busy trying to get all the CHB lot sorted for the feast, it’s a ‘black tie event’ - I do not know how that’s going, updates when I know more

Nico is still complaining to Hazel that about not wanting to come, I think she’s roped Will in as a last resort to convince him to go

We have had an unfortunately timed war games incident tho... in that I didn’t bravely run away fast enough and I have broke my nose in time for the feast, I say I - Hylla broke my nose...

I’m being looked after tho so it’s all good, me and Rey had a movie night and ice cream - best cure for anything I’m telling you! Although I am being fussed over a bit and honestly I’m fine... who needs a straight nose anyways 🤕😢

But anyways, I shall keep you posted on the event tomorrow! Until then, feel free to send in some asks! I’m stuck here until I can get my nose fixed anyways so - keep me entertained for a while! 👌🏻

Peace out,

T

[reyna-praetor-of-everything]

Thalia Grace Appreciation Post

Loves to walk/play with the dogs

Will sometimes wear the stupidest socks I’ve ever seen in my life

Messy hair is literally her only hair style I swear

Will dance in nothing but socks, underwear, and a bra while using a hairbrush as a microphone because the gods will watch in shame and it’s great

Makes a very good stuffed animal to sleep with.

Respects the jelly beans...mostly

Tight pants. Always a gift.

Her laughter is the best. It’s contagious, I promise you that.

Can run super fast which makes it great to see during War Games when she’s fleeing from my sister

Basically a lovely human being. 12/10 would recommend but she’s already mine.

[lieutenant-thaliagrace]

PDA alert 🚨 ain’t she sweet tho huh? I mean I no longer have a reputation after this but it’s cute so I might let it go 😉

Although, fleeing? How dare you, I bravely run away thank you very much - trust me it’s a better option than being caught...

[lieutenant-thaliagrace]

How Not To Work 101

So, I got bored on my own today and decided to go help @reyna-praetor-of-everything at work... except it turns out I am a distraction and am not helping and apparently she has a lot of stuff to do. So I’ve been kicked out... 

Which means I am currently rather bored. Pls send help, entertain me and stuff, maybe send some asks or something! Will 100% answer honestly, promise!

[lieutenant-thaliagrace]

What is the weirdest place/moment you've fallen asleep?

Weirdest… hmm… I’m not sure, there’s been some weird places given I’ve been moving around most of my life… I’ll let you decide:

- In a launderette, on a pool table (once, when I was a little drunk), on a Pegasus, in many trees, in the air once (didn’t know I was, woke up floating), on top of a roof (less weird but slightly more dangerous, I woke up when Hylla nearly kicked me off the edge), the list could probably go on…

[reyna-praetor-of-everything]

I fell asleep in the middle of a wheat field once. Scared the shit out of some farmers.

[lieutenant-thaliagrace]

Not sure I want to ask... but how and why?