ACHTUNG !

an absolutely deranged doll of a man

[lieutenantpavel]

my name is pavel "pav" yudin. i also go by tanya von degurechaff. he/him. cisdid sub-cohost. this is where i go to be a strange degenerate.

asks & dms always open. nothing off limits, sans discourse. entertain your lieutenant, will you? i dont bite.

this is a side blog, so i will be unable to follow back. but we're mutuals in my heart, prommy.

i have no dni. respect your own, soldier.

this intro will be updated with more information as i feel necessary.

cisids -

male, hetero(very)flexible, angel, lieutenant, split-personality, narcissist, bpd, introject, scarred, blonde, gorgeous, low empathy, sadist, spiteful, yandere, romantic, obsessive, perfect

trisids -

harmful, bjd, half-blind, mutt, prince, gunslinger

others -

permabruised, biasto, hoplo, etc.. (too many paras to list, really..)

no transids at the moment, apparently.

my beloved soldiers. (anons) -

👑 , ⚰️🌻 , 🚬🐾

[marrow-coining]

associ — military

an assocID flag for those who associate themselves with the military, and want others to associate them with it, although they are not inherently an introject / kin of it.

i don't believe there's an existing flag, but if there is, please consider this an alternative and tag us on the original post.

tagging : @associd

[labqueer-coins]

PERMAHIDINGSOMETHING : Identifying as permanently being a person who gives off an uncomfortable, eerie, mysterious, yet suspicious vibe that alerts other beings to think "they must be hiding something" (like the trope!)

TAGGING // @arterial--amalgamation

[lieutenantpavel]

lkiiss u kiss u love u mmmwah mwahhhhh

-👑

kissing you back lots, dear. i love you so much, you are my most prized possession.

apologies for not responding to this sooner. your lieutenant has not been around much, regrettably. quite glad to be here now, however.

[lieutenantpavel]

Lieutenant, can I ask some questions about you? Not all at once, just every once in a while. Because frankly, you're really interesting to us.

Anyway, today I just wanna know what's your favorite song (Or just any song you enjoy)! (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

-⚰️🌻

hello, soldier. you are more than welcome to ask as many questions as you'd like, whenever you'd like. your lieutenant is pleased to hear you find him interesting.

im not quite sure what i would consider my "favorite" song, but i do particularly like this one recently. i hope you will be able to listen to it and think of me.

[lieutenantpavel]

Good evening lieutenant! I hope your day has been going/went well. How are you doing?

—🚬🐾

good evening, soldier. my day has been going very well, thank you. your lieutenant slept quite a bit more than he intended, but his vessel must have needed it.

i hope you have had a good day as well, dear soldier, and i hope you get a lovely sleep whenever you rest. your lieutenant is always looking out for you.

[lieutenantpavel]

gheheWEEeellll...

thhe erm. creature. nnever said you had to keep anything innocent,,lieutenant..

mmmaybe.maybbe he would,,.infact,,like you not to.,.

(maybebhasturr would like a lot ofthings thatt are.muhch too vulgar to.ask for,,)

-👑

ooh? too vulgar? sweetheart, nothing is too vulgar for your lieutenant. perhaps you would feel more comfortable sharing if you were already in a vulgar state?

perhaps, if your lieutenant were to gently reposition you on his lap for easier access. trail his cold hands across your stomach, resting them on your most sensitive of areas. perhaps, then, my precious god would be willing to share some of their desires?

you are just so cute. i hope you know i think of you all the time.

[lieutenantpavel]

mmhhello lieutenant.. hassst-IMEAN this creature is having. a bit of a time,.. if you'd understand..

mmaybe he would like to continue being on your lap..

for very normal and totally innocent reasons. yeah.

-👑

hehe. well hello, unidentified creature. you are more than welcome to stay on your lieutenants lap, for whatever reason you may have.

though, do keep in mind, i may have a bit of trouble keeping our interaction "innocent" if you keep acting so pitiful. your lieutenant has quite the hard time controlling himself around cute little things like yourself. you understand, yes?

so adorable.

[lieutenantpavel]

i'd Enjoy that a lot, actually! Thank you, Lieutenant.

And I will make Sure to take Care of myself!♡

-⚰️🌻

of course, soldier. i wish nothing but happiness for you until we meet again. ♡

[lieutenantpavel]

Good evening, lieutenant. It feels great to say this to say this to somebeing again since source.

How’s your day/night going? –🚬🐾

good evening, soldier. i am quite happy to be able to say this as well, as i have missed it dearly. i am sure you were a phenomenal soldier in your source, and still are in this reality.

my day is going wonderful. i have gotten much joy from speaking to my soldiers. your lieutenant would love to hear how you are doing today, as well.

[lieutenantpavel]

I'm quite Alright myself! I just Got Home after shopping for Groceries (it's seriously Cold Out Though). It's Nice to hear you're Doing Good as well!! ^⁠_⁠^

-⚰️🌻

oh, dear... your lieutenant would like to hold you to share his warmth, if that is something you'd enjoy.

i hope you take care of yourself today, dear. i always want my soldiers to be in their peak condition.

[lieutenantpavel]

thank you thank you, lieutenant ,..

I would love to stay perched upon your lap, nose shoved into your neck while you work.

i can't promise tentacles won't wander,. coiling around your wrist or ankle while I laze, but rest assured knowing I will do my best to behave for you :)

signed, a very clingy deity.

-👑

your tentacles are of no concern to me, precious. wherever they wander, i will not mind one bit. if they end up coiled somewhere they shouldnt be, your lieutenant will simply take care of it, hm? do not be concerned, my grasp is very gentle when i want it to be.

your lieutenant would love for you to stay with him, more than anything else. you are very, very good for being a docile little deity, my dearest. keep behaving for me and in return i will give you all of my affection, and whatever else you may need.

[lieutenantpavel]

Hello, lieutenant! I Must say, your Blog's Layout Is very Pretty! How're you Today? (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

-⚰️🌻 (if you're Taking Anon tags,,)

hello, soldier. thank you very much, your lieutenant appreciates your kindness greatly. :)

i am indeed taking anon tags! in fact, i will update my pinned later today to include a section for them.

i am doing very well, today is simply a slow day for me. your lieutenant is taking today to rest and recover. regardless, i am in high spirits. i hope you are doing fine, and would like to hear about your day as well whenever you have the time.

[lieutenantpavel]

mmrrh, mind if i lay myself across your lap, leiutenant?

a god baring his belly for attention, if you will:)

-👑

your lieutenant would be very, very pleased with that. i would love to give you as much attention as youd like, my dearest god. ill run my fingers through your pretty hair and adore you for hours.

[lieutenantpavel]

good evening, soldiers. how is everyone doing today?

personally, your lieutenant is quite lonely. i would love to find some dolls to obsess over, and itd be convenient if theyd come crawling straight to me.