just a girl with a blog.

*WARNING* this is being ran by a bitch, continue with caution.

[saintdollyparton]

[thereisacuriousparadox]

Petition for Buzzfeed Unsolved: True Crime to explore the death of Carole Baskin’s first husband.

[silkroad5v7dywlc-deactivated201]

[retroactivebakeries]

why haven’t I been burnt at the stake yet

[catchymemes]

[accras]

Just a regular teen…Sasha Obama’s summer job at seafood restaurant Nancy’s in Martha’s Vineyard.

[fvlani]

When has a child of the first family ever???????

[onlyblackgirl]

Michelle was like “So you think you just gone lay around in my house all summer? Sasha: But we the first family… Michelle: No I’M THE FIRST FAMILY. You ain’t paying no bills. You got First family money?

[arianaediits]

seriously go sasha 

[teenagerposts]

18-22 is a confusing age. I got friends getting married, some in prison, and some still have to ask their parents to stay out past curfew.

[onlytwitterpics]

[ey-b0ss420]

[fugayyyku]

The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable

[putmymusiconshuffleidareyou-dea]

[Criminal, or Steve. Or someone] give it to me straight. Why is some kid swinging around and beating up people in Queens?

[Peter] First of all, nothing I do is straight.

[putmymusiconshuffleidareyou-dea]

[Villain punches him]

[Peter] this is homophobia.

[Someone. Probably Tony] he said nothing about gay people, though?

[Peter] but he hit me. So again. Homophobia.

[Tony] you could not have picked a worse time to come out of the closet.

[Peter] bold of you to assume I was ever in the closet to begin with. I’ve been giving off Chaotic Twink Energy my whole damn life.

[fugayyyku]

Aunt may: so why can’t you get your driver’s license again??

Peter: I’m???? Gay????

[archcracker]

[tomjusttom]

This is why we only allow grown-ups to write movie scripts

[fugayyyku]

What if I told you…this whole post was just friends joking around…and not an actual submission for a Spiderman script…you fucking walnut

[capricornettowastaken]

You heard the Walnuts, guys. We aren’t allowed to have fun anymore.

[haiku-robot]

you heard the walnuts guys we aren’t allowed to have fun anymore

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[hackedalien-deactivated20150201]

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

[bulbahaur-deactivated20160607]

7,810,521,682 and me

[cxndaquil]

This is my absolute favorite post ever i even saved the image on my laptop under the name of “and me” in a special folder with nothing but this image

[aquamarinespinnerlover-deactiva]

[previouslysane-archive]

a harry potter au where everything is exactly the same except harry’s glasses have transition lenses

[cartooncoyote]

[loveshack-deactivated20200917]

listening to my chemical romance’s entire discography on full volume laying face down on the floor is something that can actually be so personal 

[shitty-science]

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

[afrojabi]

thank you for this

[legalmexican]

I need the equation you used for this

[tehnakki]

It’s your basic equation substitution method. You simplify the second equation from Lil Wayne (the blue one) and plug it into the original equation from Kanye (red one) and solve for the answer (green).

[radicalposture]

when im in a bookshop or library and im trying to read the titles of the books on the shelves

[screw-gravity]

when the titles aren’t written in the same direction

[thebootydiaries]

me seeing a meme: yup. that’s a meme right there. the kids on tumblr would go wild for one o’ these. that’s some content if i ever saw one. yu p

[saucycanadianmaple]

remember that one content? yup. good stuff

[thebootydiaries]

yup. that’s the one