Chaos is Me.

Drifting away in a sea of anonymity. Dwelling within this purgatory of anxiety but still able to love so profoundly.

[catchymemes]

[debellatis]

This is.... Absurdly cute. What the fuck.

[gallusrostromegalus]

It's worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:

All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it's negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it's lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it's cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.

So it's less "there's a leak in my house" and more "OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!"

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[hungwy]

I hate how 3 pm is so close to 2 pm so there's an illusion that there's still time left in the day to do things but in reality 3 pm is also close to 4 pm and if it's close to 4 pm you might as well just wait till tomorrow. <- can't argue against this by the way.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[arataka-reigen]

Accidentally following a porn bot is so embarrassing, like, I'm so sorry ma'am i actually meant to shoot you dead not enter your home

[sasuke-offical]

“accidentally” shut up itachi

[shitacademicswrite]

[somarysueme]

[catchymemes]

[starrygoose]

Everyone making polls now like

[scottandhiskind]

Sometimes Reddit is hilarious:

[nicostiel]

[mysharona1987]

The French really don’t fuck around.

[funnytwittertweets]

[funnytwittertweets]

[yeoldenews]

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

[beggars-opera]

[funnytwittertweets]

[fairycosmos]

i hope you are being compassionate with yourself today. you are your oldest childhood friend

[mortimermcmirestinks]

you got it boss

[nicostiel]

#bye