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That Sascha Fletcher is one talented motherfucker

Laura Relyea

Jerad Alexander is the sort of guy you want in charge of something, passionate enough to fight, common-sense enough to not suffer fools and smart enough to know when to stay quiet. He keeps me in check, at work and as a friend, and I think he’s the best. He’s in a different department now. I miss him. Luckily, he is now part of the community. He’s done Write Club, Carapace, Naked City. But we’ve never been onstage in the same show before. I’m super excited. And intimidated. His writing is fucking incredible. Did you read his book? Can I take the opportunity to plug his book? It’s a novella called The Life of Ling Ling, available for digital download. I read it in a Walmart storefront Subway restaurant one afternoon, and the narrative took me away from all the other Walmart shoppers and placed my imagination in a war zone. It was great.

- Benjamin Carr on Jerad Alexander

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"MELYSA MARTINEZ IS PROBABLY THE WORST AT TRADES. ONCE, SHE OFFERED ME A BUSHEL-LOAD OF HAPPINESS AND ALL I HAD TO GIVE UP WAS LARGE BIT OF HOPELESSNESS. MELYSA MARTINEZ TRADED ME A GINGER ALE AND WHISKEY FOR A CHANCE TO MAKE ME FEEL MORE LIKE MYSELF. MELYSA MARTINEZ IS THE WORST AT TRADES. I AM THE BEST AT CHEESY BLURBS. I LOVE YOU, SMALLS."

Kory Calico on Melysa Martinez

#lifeblurbs #Kory Calico #Melysa Martinez

Paul was my neighbor. Paul was the best neighbor. Paul lived under the word BBQ. the word hung from an abandoned patio of an abandoned restaurant in an abandoned parking lot. everything was abandoned except Paul. because Paul had Paul had Paul had crazy lady---until crazy lady got hit by a car and died. then Paul was abandoned too. but that didn't stop Paul. Paul gave little gifts. Paul gave the best gifts. sometimes he'd gift a sack a pig tails for us to cook up and eat. sometimes he'd gift a sack of colt45s. one time he gifted a gold chain. another time he gifted a diamond encrusted gold cross. but the best gift Paul gifted was Paul was my neighbor.

Alex Gregor on Marvin Paul Melvin

#lifeblurbs #Alex Gregor #Marvin Paul Melvin

"Allie Bashuk has the most generous spirit of anyone. She's warm, brave and powerful. She has unicorn hair."

Laura Relyea on Allie Bashuk

#life blurbs #Allie Bashuk #Laura Relyea

Billy Mitchell makes you feel important, even when you're lonely.

Chris Appleton on Billy Mitchell

#lifeblurbs #Chris Appleton #billy mitchell

I want to be Joshua Kleinberg's common-law widow. I want to ride a conveyor-belt across his chest, pick the lock on his skull, and lick his brain. He is yell-y, and inconvenient, and so smart he makes me think I should shut up more. I mean, I would meet his written things in a dark alley.

Ashley Ford on Joshua Kleinberg

#lifeblurb #ashley ford #Joshua Kleinberg

This fella knows how to do it--it being make his own coffee table, it being build his own longboard, it being brew his own beer, it being grow a monster beard. Gregg does.

Tyler Gobble on Gregg Bedinghaus Jr.

#Gregg Bedinghaus Jr.#Tyler Gobble #life blurb

Spending time with Gavin Ellis Wilkinson is like holding a fabrege egg, smoking a cigarette, and defending Ringo Starr's solo career simultaneously - it's specifically whimsical. Five years ago I asked Gavin for a condom and he laughed, but I'll damned if he didn't give me a condom. This was outside of a theme party where the patrons dressed from different time periods, and Gavin has attended this party six days out of the week for five years. Occasionally, during casual conversation, Gavin will stare into space, attempting to relate the small talk about women and drugs to something larger, like Jupiter and asteroid fields. When I first met him he jokingly threatened to smash my head in with a brick; Last night he gave me and my bicycle a ride in his twelve-passenger van. This kind of obscurity only exists in my relationship with Gavin Ellis Wilkinson.

Ryan Rader on Gavin Ellis Wilkinson

#life blurb #Gavin Ellis Wilkinson #Ryan Rader #Ringo Starr #fabrege egg

"Glitter. Glitter. Glitter. Infinity glitter."

Laura Relyea on Lauren Traetto

#Lauren Traetto #Laure Relyea #life blurbs

"Being around Nick Sturm is like having a new window to look out of. And out there on the patio you see an egg. Nick Sturm says one word, four at most, and you see the egg, but now you see its wobbling. Now you rethink if cracking it open was ever really the best option. Now you think about the darkness inside the egg looking back through the window, watching you next to Nick Sturm. The egg knows you're totally baffled"

Tyler Gobble on Nick Sturm

#Nick Sturm #Tyler Gobble #Life Blurbs

"Ashley Ford draws on a grand tradition of breakin' it down for you old school that is intimidating and mystifyingly hyper-sensual, like a quick whif of GSR in your boxer-brief elastic."

Joshua Kleinburg on Ashley Ford

#Josh Kleinburg #Ashley Ford #Life Blurb

Tyler is the ultimate party ghost!

Laura Relyea on Tyler Gobble

#party ghost #lifeblurb

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