Life can be a Pitch.

So get used to it. It's a hard-knock life in mail merge. This is just the life of a PR gal, one media list at a time.

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When an intern tells you something irrelevant in a team meeting

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When you accidentally CC the wrong person

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When you hit "send" without the attachments

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When an Intern Tries to Supervise You:

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When you tailor a pitch to a reporter and they say they aren't working a story like this. Then you see a story come out on that topic by them:

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When you turn in expense reports, accounting is instantly like:

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When a reporter says they will pass on a story you pitch them:

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When someone clearly steals the idea you told them and uses it in a meeting:

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When you hear that another agency has a day off:

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When the clock hits 5 p.m. on Fridays:

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When I get a two interviews for a client before 10 a.m., I'm like:

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When reporters don't respond to me:

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When I try to explain what PR is to my friends:

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When I see the monitoring sheet for the month:

When it says my name next to WSJ or NYT, I'm like:

When I have a community newspaper, I'm like:

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Anytime I call a reporter, I am sure he/she is thinking:

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When I write the perfect targeted exclusive pitch and I get an out of the office reply saying the reporter is on vacation:

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When I put my "Do not disturb" on my phone and I see my message light flashing

I should be like:

But instead, I'm like: