She blows out a breath through her teeth, “I’m afraid i’m gonna have to pass.”
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@lifeforaslayer
She blows out a breath through her teeth, “I’m afraid i’m gonna have to pass.”
( * & . A MILLION LITTLE THINGS / SENTENCE STARTERS .
‘ you might not have been able to save them , but you sure as hell saved me . ’
‘ you are not the best part of my life … you are my life . ’
‘ delicious , delicious . that man is delicious . ’
‘ he’s like a chocolate george clooney with a caramel gosling center . ’
‘ look at you being the bigger man . i mean , smaller bigger man . he’s taller . ’
‘ i know this sounds crazy , but that is not the worst thing that ever happened to me . ’
‘ i’m happier than i’ve ever been and i’m not playing by the rules anymore . ’
‘ it’s perfectly normal to change your shirt fifteen times before going to play video games . ’
‘ you say everything happens for a reason . i can’t find a reason for this . ’
‘ it absolutely kills me that i wasn’t there for you . ’
‘ that was one time . and i’m sober now . ’
‘ happy birthweek is not a thing . ’
‘ i truly believe everything happens for a reason . the challenge in life is to find that reason . ’
‘ it’s not that i don’t want to live . i just don’t want to live like this . ’
‘ i dare you to go steal her mic and sing ‘ ( insert song here ) ’ . your version , wrong lyrics and all . ’
‘ i have so many feelings that i can’t process because i’m too ashamed to admit that i have them . ’
‘ when i first met you , you said what you needed was a time machine . where would you go if you had one ? ’
‘ sometimes i get really sad for no reason . actually , a lot of times . ’
‘ i tried . i tried to be the man you taught me to be . i tried not to ask for help . ’
‘ you’re allowed to be angry . you’re allowed to feel whatever it is that you feel . ’
‘ i can’t do this . i can’t hurt you . ’
‘ if you’re in there , can you just knock three times please , so that i know that you’re still alive ? ’
‘ listen , i’m sorry . i tried . i can’t not care . ’
‘ not that you need my permission , but you deserve to be happy . ’
‘ you’re right , i don’t know what i’m talking about . ’
‘ i always thought the next apartment i would rent would be for us . ’
‘ i have seen porn flicks with more plot twists than your love life . ’
‘ maybe you should stop taking shots at me and get them back . or is it your plan to stand there and do nothing and lose them forever ? ’
‘ you’re always so fast to assume that it’s my fault , but guess what ? you don’t know ! ’
‘ you know what life is really about ? friendship . you and me . right here . yeah , us . that’s what it’s about . ’
‘ of course i’m scared . i thought you of all people could understand that . ’
‘ dare me to do anything and make it really hard . ’
‘ i was here , dammit , until i wasn’t . ’
‘ you can’t worry so much about tomorrow that you forget to live today . be here . ’
‘ it’s got to be the hardest thing i did in my life . ’
‘ sometimes you can’t do the fun thing – the thing that makes you happy . you have to do the right thing . ’
‘ whatever we did , whatever happened , we also created a life . ’
‘ how can something so small cause so much pain ?! ’
‘ the thing is i don’t have time to be angry because i have to use up all of my energy to make sure that he is okay . ’
‘ you’re not the boss of you anymore . ’
‘ slight problem . he found the pregnancy test . ’
‘ just because you’re scared , doesn’t mean you shouldn’t do it . ’
‘ there’s nothing you can say to change the fact that i love you . ’
‘ this is your baby . it’s just , it’s too much . we hurt too many people . ’
‘ it’s bad enough you wrecked your marriage but don’t try to wreck mine . ’
‘ you may think you have a bulletproof relationship , but so did i . ’
‘ wow , i don’t want you to take this the wrong way , but i really wish you hadn’t met me . ’
‘ you don’t get it . i know you think i’m distant . i am just trying to survive . ’
‘ there’s a history of ‘ we don’t talk about that ’ in my family . ’
‘ as bad as it seems , there is good and you will find it . i promise . ’
IM HERE AND I AM A LIL DRUNK IF YOU WANT ANYTHING NOW IS THE TIME TO ASK IMMA TEAR IT UP.
and before you say ‘omg natalie it;s only monday’ today is part of my weekend, so yeah
Don’t underestimate the lengths I’d go to
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Just to proтecт those I care about
“you work in the ER and it’s like 2 in the morning but i sleepwalk and i fell down the stairs and broke my leg, why r u laughing i’m literally crying in pain” au
“okay, i realize that it’s closing time, but it’s raining and i’m really into this book, can you just like wait a little bit before you close up pls?”
“i work at a little market/store and u came up to the register with a candy bar but didn’t have enough money to pay for the entire thing. but don’t worry, i got you, fam” au
“i was eavesdropping on ur phone convo with ur friend who offered you tickets to my favorite band and you don’t even want them, do you wanna give me your friend’s number maybe?” au
“we’ve been pen pals for like hella months and we finally decided to meet up and damn your cute, also did you break up with your jerk bf/gf yet?” au
“i was super pissed so i went to the gym even tho it’s really late at night so i was the only one there and i was at the punching bag listening to music and you surprised me by tapping me on the shoulder, holy shit i didn’t mean to punch you, i’m so sorry, but srsly why the hell would you sURPRISE SOMEONE WHO IS ANGRY AND PUNCHING THINGS” au
“me and a couple friends were on the omegle video chat and wow ur like the first nice guy that didn’t try to jack off to us, thanks for that” au
“we’re internet friends and follow each other on all social media but have never met but hey, i’m going on vacation where you live, let’s meet (and also date)” au
“i’m sitting alone at a coffee shop and you are also sitting alone and u heard me talking on the phone to my best friend and i was joking with her about getting a sugar daddy bc i’m hella broke, but i swear that i’m like kinda normal, now stop laughing” au
“i was out in public and had an anxiety attack and you left your friends to give me some chocolate and talk me through it, so tysm” au
“we work together in a little diner and i swear to god, you are the fucking clumsiest person in the entire world, and i keep having to clean up after you whenever you drop a bunch of food and dishes or spill some drinks” au
“ur just a random stranger and i’ve been ranting to you for like 20 minutes about how much i hate this one band but now several groups of people came up to you asking for pics and autographs, and oh shit it turns out you’re in the band i’ve been going on about” au
“idk you but you were getting hit on in public and you look super uncomfortable so i walked over and pretended to be your bf/gf, but hey while we’re at it, do you wanna go get some food?” au
“i was visiting this school for the day bc i want to transfer out of my school and it was between this school and another one but then i saw u and ur hella cute so i choose this school” au
“hey thanks for literally saving my life by pushing me out of the way of that car, but now you’re yelling at me bc i was reading and walking and you said i’m too cute to die” au
one of the worst things: a one night stand that won’t leave. well a one night stand that was clearly just sex.
also hi friends i am here. don’t know how much i’ll get done, i’m feeling kind of blah and also like i might maybe make another muse. oops. but good news is i’ve got one more open to close then i’ve got two days off!!
Kid, get off the ground. Spit your blood, and bare your teeth; go down a savage, go down fighting.
Buffy
“Yep, that’s me. You can just call me Super Buffy from now on.” She joked around mindlessly. Not putting a second thought that ‘Chosen One’ and 'The Slayer’ were already titles enough associated with her name. Why must she throw in another one? Another burdensome one at that.
“You know that’s not true. It hasn’t been for a while.” One girl in all the world didn’t seem to take in to account if that girl was revived. Then again these girls also weren’t supposed to have friends. Friends who would do such things.
“Super Buffy. Super B. Oh. Well that one could mean something else.” She says laughing a little and knocking shoulders with Buffy. She glosses over Buffy’s other comment. A slayer is just a slayer, they’ve been there before and they’ll be there after, but now is Buffy and she’s definitely her own person. “So you wanna dance some more or are we gonna blow this popsicle stand for some real action?”
Slayage is a good safe topic. Although if things are calm for the most part at the moment the Bronze is really the only place to be. Great town, Sunnydale.
FIRST THREE IN MY INBOX GET KISSES
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cont. from (x.)
“Well, after a stupid ass move like that you pulled, I’m not surprised.” Emma commented after a deep sigh released from her lips. She carefully moved toward the other seemingly around her own age, ready to place her hand around her waist to help support her, “–Do y’mind? I can help ya get back to your place … where ever the hell that is.” She added as she kept her hand hovered over the girls side until she hoped she’d accept her offer to aid her.
Her laugh breaks free from a grimace, and she leans heavily to one side. Ow. It’s always the simple things. “Yeah, okay.” And she braces herself. “Just up quick.”
Not that quicker is ever easier but Faith likes to lie to herself. When the girl asks to help her back to her place, she immediately tenses. She doesn’t really have a ‘place’ she just has a room. Better than nothing though. What does she care anyways? From the corner of her eye she gives the girl one more glace. What the hell. She seems decent enough.
i’m here and i’m doing things! i may be a little slow: i’m multitasking. but bless for being off work amirite??
@lifeforaslayer
“Screw the norms- I think we’re tough enough to join a frat!”
“We could so kick some frat boy ass.” This girl has got her intrigued. Normally a comment like that would cause her to roll her eyes, but she’s got something about her that Faith likes. That and she’d like to have at least one friend in college.
If you kiss my neck, you might as well just take your clothes off.
(via emeraldsalvation)
and the sky was all violet
i’m gonna go to bed bc I have to open in the morning and the morning after that so i’ll be back on tomorrow!
thank you everyone for being so lovely, i’ll get the rest of my replies done tomorrow :)
faith in buffy’s body, punching her own yelling: “you’re nothing. you’re disgusting.”
just fUcK me up.
"I just here, I haven't had a chance to screw anything up yet."
Send a Grey’s Anatomy meme.
She’s right. Faith hadn’t noticed her before this moment.
“Okay. Good. Think you can keep doing that?” She pauses smoothing her hands over her thighs before standing up. “We’ve kind of got a situation on our hands.”