Life Is Dangerouz

A themeless themed tumblr. Cute animals, social issues, and stupid shit that makes me laugh.

[catchymemes]

[officialjiggly]

I’m screaming what in the world??

[officialjiggly]

What is happening

[cowboy]

[profeminist]

Source

[xxziggystardust]

[stream]

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

[tropicalhomestead]

Two things I need Today's Youth to know:

1. Anything the government says is propaganda

2. 99% of vegetables taste better roasted

[flawsinthisworld-deactivated202]

You spelled boiled wrong

[tropicalhomestead]

My apologies:

Anything the government says is boiled

[gringoslur]

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

[gringoslur]

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

[gringoslur]

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

[langsandculture]

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

[teamrv]

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

[gringoslur]

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

[hannahxkeanu]

[memewhore]

[true-elder-scrolls-lore]

Drake, where’s the dragon claw?

[memeguy-com]

In case you were wondering how the Big Bird suit works

[gamecubewizard]

[filthy-rat]

you ever notice how uh… pete has a zipper on his crotch

[filthy-rat]

i have been informed that most pants have zippers on the crotch so shitpost canceled 

[aokozaki]

Post un-cancelled, because it goes all the way around baby.

[lindsaychrist]

[melonmemes]

[la-laborista-republiko]

[satanhastetanus-deactivated2016]

[msknope]