Incorrect Hakukai Quotes

100% True Love

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Kaito: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Saguru: I wake up at 4:30 AM Kaito: Kaito: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Kudou: KID isn’t answering his phone Hakuba: I’ll call Kudou: Hattori and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- KID: Hello?

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Kaito: You love me, right, Saguru? Saguru: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

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Hakuba: I want to hear those three little words.

Kaito: I love you.

Hakuba: That's sweet, but try again.

Kaito: ... Fine, I will behave.

[hakukai-says]

Kaito: Tonight I shall require fresh animal carcasses of at least 500g.

Kaito: with fresh, double-leaved vegetation plucked straight from mother's earth.

Kaito: Who will rise to my challenge?

Heiji: what sorcery is this

Shinichi: which crime scene is this

Saguru: Steak or ribs

Kaito: ribs

Saguru: Ready in an hour. Bring wine on your way home.

Shinichi & Heiji: ffs

[hakukai-says]

Kaito: Hakuba is the worst.

Kaito: Worst fashion sense, worst sense of humour, worst sense of self-preservation, worst tantei of you all.

Kaito: He's a dumbass.

Kaito: He'll never beat KID.

Kaito: I hate him.

Hattori (whispering to Kudo): What is this

Kudo (half moon eyes): A love declaration

[hakukai-says]

Hakuba: Because of KID, I no longer have a stable relationship with my pillow.

Hakuba: On nights of the full moon, I don't even have visiting rights.

Hakuba: So yes, KID and I are complicated.

Conan (half moon eyes): Definitely broke him

[hakukai-says]

Aoko: What's the best essential oil to help someone relax?

Hakuba: Lavender?

Akako: Red wine.

Kaito: Chloroform

[hakukai-says]

Shinichi: Why did Kuroba just storm out of here with a mug?

Hakuba: He lost a bet so he's making me tea.

Hattori: What's that sound?

Hakuba: It's our microwave.

Hakuba:

Hakuba: KUROBA,

[hakukai-says]

Kaito: I want Ahoko to be at my wedding. But I can't tell her I'm KID. Or that I'm marrying Hakuba.

Kaito: I'm definitely not telling her I'm marrying Hakuba.

Kaito: I'll never live it down.

Kaito: She must not know.

Kaito: But I want her to be at my wedding!

Akako: I can always whip up a potion that will make her forget everything afterwards.

Kaito: Great idea, let's have it!

Hakuba: WE ARE NOT ROOFIEING AOKO-SAN AT OUR WEDDING

[hakukai-says]

Kaito: 'Sup

Conan: 'Sup

Hattori: Hey bro

Hakuba: Good morning. Kindly cease this display of unnecessary Americanism.

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Kaito: That's ridiculous! Hakuba doesn't have feelings for me.

Aoko: Yes, he does.

Akako: Yes, he does.

Hakuba: Yes, I do.

[hakukai-says]

Aoko: *reblogs from social media* You'd never invite a thief into your house. So why would you allow thoughts that steal away your joy make themselves at home in your mind?

Hakuba: Unfortunately this does not help

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Kaito: is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Akako: what's up your ass this morning?

Saguru (walks in): hey :)

Akako: ah Nevermind

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Kaito: Truth or dare?

Saguru: Truth.

Kaito: What's your credit card number?

Saguru: Dare.

Kaito: Tell me your credit card number

[hakukai-says]

Aoko: Bakaito eat your vegetables.

Kaito: Nope. You see, if I were to become a vegetarian, it would be a big missed steak.

Aoko: Huh???

Hakuba:

Hakuba: Your jokes are clearly made with paper.

Kaito:

Hakuba: They are tearable.

Kaito: ARGH!

Aoko:

Akako:

Aoko: Are they flirting?

Akako: No, just swimming.

Aoko: What? Why?

Hakuba:

Kaito: Ohmygod Akako don't say it

Akako: Because they are both in the Nile

Kaito: ARRGGGH!!!

[hakukai-says]

Hakuba (checking notes on KID and murmuring): Hmm. Interesting.

Kaito (walking past): Ah. Our resident Holmes. Started talking to yourself, I see.

Hakuba: Yes, it's the only way I can be assured of intelligent conversation.