Unfriendly Black hottie

bisexual/she/her/married/Aquarius/Black and proud

[memewhore]

[talon24]

[futureevilscientist]

This sheds a startling amount of insight into how pictograms used by ancient cultures probably represented something completely obvious and unambiguous to the people who used them

[gitrog]

I'm setting my trap, to catch the damn haiku bot. Quiet! Here it comes.

[earthboundstarblind-deactivated]

hmm

[reiners-an-mys]

The cum tanks by e-girl street. Yeah you can't miss them.

[bear-of-varley]

[bug-mp3]

they should make it easier

[mommy-mortis]

what?

[bug-mp3]

Everything. All of it

[catchymemes]

[mckitterick]

in related news

[sleepy-edits]

[radiofreederry]

The economist is so funny dude

[escuerzoresucitado]

[ithankyoulord]

[thetyrannosaur]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

Obsessed with animals that don’t immediately understand something and just tilt their head about it. Does it make any more sense at a 45° angle, bud?

[is-the-fox-video-cute]

[amaranth-devi1]

[pukicho]

Puki, do you think you could win against an orangutan?

How much time do I have to prepare for the orangutan ?

[reillyissof]

as much time as you want but the orangutan also gets that preptime

[pukicho]

Okay I choose 45 years and he dies of old age

[frogllad]

in 45 years of prep time that orangutan has made and trained a successor whos coming to beat ur ass now

[pukicho]

In 45 years prep time I politicize my anti-orangutan ideals and garner support. I tell them made-up stories of their savagery, they become public enemy number one. I become head of office, enforce an anti-orangutan ordinance, create an orangutan extinction squad, and play the waiting game. I sign an agreement with the southeastern countries, Brunei, Burma, Cambodia, Timor-Leste, Indonesia, Laos, Malaysia, the Philippines, Singapore, Thailand and Vietnam to enact consecutive strikes in their jungles to rid the world of our ‘’greatest threat’’, the orangutan. The successor is no more. 

[pukicho]

GET BACK, GET BACK. ALL OF YOU GET BACK 

[hirokazukoreeda]

Nature Creates Beautiful Crystal Waves

[catchymemes]

[soracities]

when maya angelou said “have enough courage to trust love one more time and always one more time.”

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

sometimes you block someone and it's like in another life we would be doing coke in a bathroom together but instead you're on tumblr and i fucking hate you