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does whatever a spider can [sideblog]

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you’re too late spiderman!

WEED HAS BEEN LEGALIZED. NYEHAHEHEHAHEHEAHHHHAH

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BUT YOU’RE THE ONE GETTING SMOKED GOBBY!

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Peter Parker who, in spite of his internship, still manages to find some time to be J. Jonah Jameson’s Best Damn Photographer On Staff, and so he gets dragged by JJJ to the mayor’s charity banquet to take pictures for the bugle, but this also happens to be like the first time in years Tony Stark got bored enough to grace an event he’s not personally throwing with his presence, and he’s definitely not expecting to see his teenage intern who should definitely Be In Bed Right Now As It’s A School Night, and yet, here he is, being forced by said teenager to pose for press pictures with the mayor, the mayor who is confused as all hell as to why Tony Stark and some random photographer spend the whole night staring at each other like

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Doing tiktok trends as we speak

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cringe

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Someone's cranky his bones are too old to do the dances

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Doing tiktok trends as we speak

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there seems to be some confusion about this. peter parker is my intellectual property, and mine alone. all of my headcanons are 100% legitimate, where as yours are all laughably fake. there is no room for interpretation whatsoever in Peter Parker. not even a little bit. to claim otherwise is heresy, and also in violtion of my legal rights as an artist. i hope this clears things up.

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Ayyy I ain't feelin too hot mistuh tones

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Guys i am crawling up the gosh dang walls

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from the bottom of my heart

fuck anime

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😱

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Spowdy (spider howdy)

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Im shifting into spider mode

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

Better late than never

Peter B Parker wish you a happy hanukkah

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not to be controversial on main but sollux was a total incel

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Hey mr stark what the heck

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eridan was an incel too but he would've respected feferi smh. sollux was just an all around asshole and treated fef like a trophy

and that's the tea 💅💅

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Bad take but okay

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Happy Hanukkah to any Jewish followers of this blog.

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Mr stark posted homestuck bro hes gonna lose subscriber

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not to be controversial on main but sollux was a total incel

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Hey mr stark what the heck

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Happy hannukah ya filthy animal