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Tyler / 22

[attemptingsurvival]

when you seriously start to get your shit together but then one tiny little thing happens and you’re just like nvm who was i kidding and you go back to bed

[mysharona1987]

[happiersuggestion]

forgive them. your heart will be lighter for it. forgive them because it gives you closure. it’s all in the past now, and they can’t hurt you there. 

[baekphia]

[demizouie]

Try and tell me this crew wouldn’t make the coolest scooby doo style mystery gang that fights for justice and peace in america

[brago-deactivated20180214]

[imsoshive]

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

Mood

[theshitneyspears]

Me at 2 AM: I’m bored

My brain: ur gonna masturbate aren’t ya?

Me:

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Conservatives: “Okay, so about those policies of you building that wall to block Mexicans and the one banning the Muslims…”

Trump:

[nidoqueen]

“hey aren’t you too old for Poké…”

[moonlightsdreaming]

One Piece  by young-street

[autobottesla]

Day 297 - Fushigisou | フシギソウ | Ivysaur

Fushigisou’s bulb becomes a bigger red flower bud. Even though it looks light, it’s actually quite heavy. It coils its opposable vines within the flower. They prefer to live in thick jungles.

(P.S. New Pokémon drawing every single day.)

(002 / 721)

[okaymad]

[pchcrew]

how to be a winner

[bambi---eyes-deactivated2017110]

This is so important

[sweeettsugar-deactivated2016061]

bruh 👏🏾😂.

[shadykingnick-deactivated201601]

Home girl boutta schmooze her way through college

[ashweenis]

ranessence tantrummm

[2opinionatedblackgirls]

That discussion board one actually works. Got an A in that portion of my Senior Sem doing that. This is gold.

[kingrudegyalchina]

@thesickestsinner

[trentmaverick]

This is her calling. You can DEFINITELY use the same hacks at your job with a few tweaks here & there!

[theladyofthedarkcastle]

Literally this is how I’ve survived 3.75 years of college. This is gold. This is truth.

[theflyingfoxy]

Passing college like a Slytherin………I love it

[lifeofasuperdude-blog]

ME

[93-7]

yoooo they got this crazy sale goin on, for literally $0.00 u can mind ur own fucking business!!! 

[italicised]

i’m dying jfc

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

When you call a White person Mayonnaise or Baking soda

[sizvideos]

[zackpaslay-deactivated20190708]

*reads all of this in Linda Belcher’s voice*

[pearl-likes-pi]

someone posted about how these 2 lines are literally a summary of the show and i jUST