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Given that god is infinite, and the universe is also infinite... would anyone like some toast?
Me!
Howdy
Hi there.
On a scale of one to ten: orange?
The phone network, the fruit or the colour of your skin?
how many apples can you eat in an hour
Like sucking golf balls through a garden hose; Hundreds.
Who are the top three people in your life right now?
You're obviously up there, don't worry.
What do you look for in a girl?
Just send your CV to me and if successful I'll invite you for an interview.
You meant so much more to me than you actually realise.
Not strictly a question. But thank you, I'm sure you're better off without me.
are u gay?
Is it a Thursday? Then no, I'm not gay.
A few weeks ago i saw you out and flirted with you a lot. Why didn't you respond?
You're just not my type, Adam.
Where can apply for anal pounding?
Giving or taking?! Either way, PM me and we'll sort something out.
why dont you talk to me?
Stop hiding in the tree outside my house, weirdo.
When Sam's bored, he writes!
Wait, this is a prologue?! That means it's not a short story but something a bit bigger? Who knows. I don't like it but read on!
PROLOGUE
It might have been one of the coldest nights that Theldore had felt in his forty winters in the north. Why he would be out in the cold at this time of night is certainly a matter for much debate but there would be no one around to ask questions. Waterwell had never been the biggest of villages on the northern moors and probably had a mere sixty residents that called it home.
Sixty. That number might have seemed an age ago for Theldore. It started to feel like another villager met the gods with each passing day.
Word came many months ago that nearby villages had been hit. Carrowton had been the first to go on the moors and it was shortly followed by Tingersbrook and Rwens Hollow.
Lake Waterwell stood guard between the mainland and the island on which Winterwell stood but even this apparently wasn't enough to keep the cursed death away. Maybe it was a rodent or a bird that carried it into Waterwell, we'll never know, but it was here. The crown sent a raven to the village guard ordering it to close the bridge to Waterwell and ensure no one comes or leaves until further notice.
This wasn't a problem for Theldore. He arrived in Waterwell when he was still on his mothers teat and had no intention of leaving now. Theldore had starting working with the villages blacksmith when he was merely a boy of eight and had never known another life. It showed to anyone who looked at him. He stood over six feet tall and had arms the width of tree trunks.
There was a certain acceptance in his eyes tonight. An acceptance of his death, like he knew the cursed death would soon end his days. A midnight walk seemed the perfect way to see around his home one last time. A chance to be alone and remember summers gone by.
Theldore arrived outside the village chapel which stood tall in its centre. Images coloured in to the windows of the seven gods which seemed to watch over the village and ensure its safety. They had failed.
The old blacksmith had been somewhere deep in his mind when he noticed it. A shadow creeping out from behind the chapel tower that shouldn't have been there. He could barely see it but it was there. Something was blocking the moonlight from lighting that part of the ground up, and it was moving.
“Hello?” he said quietly to ensure he didn't wake any of the sick up. “Hello, who's there?”
*
“Water! Get the bucket and go get some water, woman!” Mariah shouted at a young looking girl. “Keep it together, Alicia. I think it's coming. Push!”
Alicia had arrived here mere months ago with her husband, Terlo. They saw Waterwell as a fresh start and a safe place for them to raise their first born. Alicia had been a woman of thirteen when she fell pregnant and always believed she carried a son inside of her. What life would their son have, though? What life would he have now they have brought him to this place. Alicia's home town in the southern wards of Forristers Gate hadn't been hit with the cursed death yet and she would have been safer there.
“Push!” Mariah shouted again and Alicia pushed, but only to rid her of child. Secretly she had hoped her child to be stillborn to spare it of the cursed death that would surely take it from her.
The cold outside felt a million miles away from her warm, sweaty skin. Mariah had delivered a baby in the village many years ago and from then on was considered the local expert on these matters. By the time her assistant had ran back in the house with the bucket of water, the head was already on it's way out. Mariah damped the cloth and began to clean and comfort Alicia's skin.
“The head's out! Come on, ma'am! Just one more big push and it'll all be over” Mariah encouraged.
Terlo would have liked to have been here to see his child born but the cursed death had claimed him as one of the first. He began coughing blood a week past and had seen the suffering of the people around him. He couldn't put his family through that. He couldn't put himself through that. Terlo walked into Lake Waterwell and never came back out. He was fourteen summers old and he would never witness the birth of his child.
“That's it, Alicia! One big push!”
*
Something put him off this night. He was usually the quickest in the village but tonight was different. Tonight he felt like something was holding him back. Perhaps he just wasn't in the right frame of mind, I mean the village was dying around him after all. Perhaps the sounds of mother and baby screaming from a nearby house put him off.
“Excuses,” Theldore thought to himself. Tonight he was simply unprepared and he was bested by this opponent. He approached the corner of the church as carefully as he could, readying himself for whatever awaited him. As he turned the corner, Theldore felt a warmth he hadn't felt since the summer. The warmth changed to pain as he realised he had been pierced by the dirk of the hooded stranger who now stood before him.
“Be at peace, old man,” the hooded man said. “Be at peace with yourself, the gods and the crown.”
The moonlight which shone above Theldore faded as he felt the life drain from his body. His mind continued to remember of summers which had past. Summers which were full of both hard work and fun. He remembered his wife who had met with the gods long ago. Soon he would be with her and they would laugh and dance together again for eternity.
He fell to the floor and his head fell to his side as he prepared to fully release his spirit from it's shell when he saw the hooded man again, but this time he wasn't alone. There must have been about five of them, all hooded with a dirk at their sides and a satchel at their backs. From the satchels came five torches which they began to light.
“Burn it.” The last words Theldore would hear before he saw the men light their torches and begin to set the straw topped houses ablaze.
The screams rang out around the town, soon drowning out the ones from mother and child. Mariah ran out of the house to see what was happening and was immediately confronted with the sight of the village burning. She had just witnessed life being brought into this world and wasn't prepared to see it being taken back by the gods again. She sprinted back into the house and grabbed the child. Just as Alicia had said all along, a baby boy was now being cradled in Mariah's arms.
She had to think fast. Alicia was still far too fragile to be moved and Mariah took it upon herself to get the boy to safety. Mariah had heard rumours of this happening before in Carrowton. The height of the cursed death and a number of strangers show up and start killing villagers quicker than the plague could. She knew her fate but the same didn't have to be for the boy.
Mariah grabbed the bucket which used to hold water and ran outside the house. Amidst the horror she saw around her, she was convinced she could make it to the edge of the island unnoticed and began to make her way to the closest waters.
Out of breath, she collapsed to the floor at the bank of Lake Waterwell and placed the boy in the bucket.
“Gods watch over you and keep you safe,” she whispered to the boy.
She had been lucky to make it this far without being spotted. The child had stopped crying almost instantly when the terrors unfolded in the village and Mariah did well to avoid anyone seeing them make their way to the bank. Deep down she knew the child's fate would almost certainly be the same as hers but she had no choice. She wasn't prepared to let the boy die here and had to try anything to get him out safely.
Mariah placed the bucket in the waters of the lake and gently pushed it away. The tide was in her favour tonight and the bucket got carried off in to the distance.
By the time the boy had disappeared out of sight, the hooded strangers had spotted Mariah and were making their way to her at speed. Mariah tried to run but they were too fast. They forced her to the ground and without saying a word, one of them ran his dirk across her throat and the breath left her body.
“Be at peace with yourself, the gods and the crown,” he said calmly before running back toward the centre of the village.
The hooded strangers seemed to congregate near the chapel in a way which looked like they knew exactly what they were doing. Like they had this all planned prior to coming.
“They're all dead. You know what we must do now,” one of them explained to the others. “Be at peace with yourselves, the gods and King George, owner of the crown.”
He said the words as the five of them raised their dirks to their own necks. The village burned around them and the plan they had in place seemed to be achieved.
Waterwell had never been the biggest of villages on the northern moors and probably had a mere sixty villagers that called it home. Sixty villagers that will call this place home for eternity and five men who will say they did this for the good of the people, their gods and the crown.
S'a bit lonely, out here.
I have wrote blogs since I was about 13 and while yes I have had a year off here and there, I still come crying back. Of course, I've bounced around many different blog services, so you can't go all the way back on here which is a bit of a shame because 13 year old Sam was quality! (I'm hunting for a link to them.)
Any-who, I was thinking about this earlier. People don't write enough! I've had many people say to me that they don't blog because they feel their lives are pretty boring yet to me that's a reason to write. My life is dull at the best of times but I still get away with it because I like the idea that this is chronicled online. No one is going to have my life. No one is going to take the same journey and do the same things as me, so I write about it just in case anyone wondered what it's like to do what I do.
I've resigned myself to the fact that I'll never be a billionaire, but this man puts me in his shoes:
http://www.virgin.com/richard-branson/blog
I will never be the best author to grace this planet, but this beardy bastards sure as hell makes me feel like it:
http://grrm.livejournal.com/
But you get my point? I hope. Everyone's life is interesting and besides, we all need to write more anyway. I'm a huge fan of anyone who puts pen to paper or fingers to keyboard and types what the hell they want.
At some point, we all stretch our imagination muscles. We all do. Even you. When you look at a dog and think "It would be fucking awesome if that dog could talk to me. In a Welsh accent." Stop picturing shit in your mind and start writing.
I've gone off tangent here, haven't I? Bollocks.
Anyway, start a blog here on Tumblr, or take up Tweeting if you don't have time to blog! I try and do both but it spreads me pretty thin.
Now I feel like someone's putting a wood file down my throat at the moment so I'm trying to not talk as much as I can so I can still work tomorrow. Instead I'm typing stuff. Hence why this is a bit longer than normal. I think? Who knows, it might be.
While I'm here, I would recommend reading George RR. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire series of books, or if you just watch TV; "Game of Thrones." It's the best damn thing in the world. And if you don't like reading big things, this website is awesome: www.short-stories.co.uk.
Anyway, I'll leave you with this:
A dog with a Welsh accent!
Nos da!
It's time to play the GAME!
I would be the last person to describe myself as "smart". It's said that if someone is good at something, they can't understand why others aren't. Take an artist for example. Painting comes so naturally to them that they can't understand why others can't do it. I like to think I'm pretty good when it comes to things like business and financial markets, hell I'd almost say I'm smart in those areas!
Many years ago I started working for a company called GAME group PLC. A multi-national video games retailer that started in the UK. About a year ago I actively started looking for jobs elsewhere and am now in a new career. I enjoyed the job I did for GAME group. It was mainly a day of playing games and talking about games (I'm a nerd. Piss off.). Why would anyone leave that job?!
In 2009, a year after I started, GAME group called a massive meeting of all its staff for an announcement. The announcement was that they were cutting staff, hours and stores due to low profits. This was the start, for me, of the downturn. LON:GMG (GAME group) had a pretty good share price, alright it was lower than 2008, but the financial collapse hit everyone. This wasn't a matter of making a loss, this was a matter of making enough profit for the shareholders.
I was a senior member of the team, and I was being paid 2 pence more than a new starter in the company. Customers were pre-ordering games that we simply weren't gonna' get in stock. We charged up to £15 more than the RRP on some games. This wasn't a video game company anymore, this was a snatch and grab.
It became very clear to me the company needed money for the shareholders and would do anything possible to do it in the short term. For a period of over a year, no member of staff were happy with the way the company was run, and if you kill your relationship with the staff, you kill the relationship with the customer! Staff discount levels were lowered to a point where some things were actually cheaper if you were a customer!
Within the last couple of days, there have been a number of reports in relation to the company. The share price has sunk to just over 1p and they have been given 2 weeks to sort it out before calling in the administrators. The official company line is that they're blaming it on lack of a new console and the decreasing economy.
They are right to an extent, but GameStop in America are still going alright. There's a reason for this; GameStop kept the fun. GameStop know that they sell video games, and that in its very nature is meant to be fun! If the staff are happy, they customers will buy more. That's a fact! GAME group decided against keeping the staff happy and at times it seemed they just wanted to piss people off.
I have friends who still work for the company, and I'm still passionate about keeping them informed and trying to get them to realise the truth. The fact is, the company will not be around soon. Like it or not, it's happening. Hiding under the covers isn't going to stop it. I urge anyone working there to get out while you can and start looking for jobs now! Stop denying it's happening. Oh and the real kick in the bollocks? The real evidence that the company don't care about the staff? The staff havn't been told this is happening. In fact, most found out through the Internet.
Jump ship.
Just urm.. For any lawyers.. While most of this information, if not all is correct, you can't sue me. A libel lawcase wouldn't pass due to the exposure of a blog that about 6 people read. Save your money for your staff. ;)
The choices of life..
"Porridge or omelet?". Jesus H. Christ, it's decisions of that magnitude which make me not want to get out of bed in the morning. I spend at least 10 - 15 minutes every morning stood in my kitchen looking around, trying to decide what I want to start my day with.
While the choice of breakfast is a big one, I was thinking about bigger decisions in life and why we make them.
Earlier today I got out of bed with all good intention of doing some serious studying. I had my breakfast (See above) and got the books ready. Anyway, after 3 hours of football and 3 hours of Rugby, I finally hit the books for a chapter. My point is, I made a decision to spend the day studying yet the enticement of sport is always there for me and drew me away.
So the main point to all this is that I feel I'm coming up to the main decisive points in my life, and I am awful (Look, Sacha, no "e"!) at decision making. I'm 22, almost 23 and I'm in a job that I would class as a career move. It's not a job to me, it's a career and those come by very rarely, especially ones you enjoy. However, I made a decision years ago to do this:
A decision that I feel I'm always making. A day doesn't go by when I don't think "Well, I could go back and do that job.". So why don't I? Well I think I want to do everything. If you've known me long enough, you know that I'm ambitious and that ambition falls in to a number of areas. I'd do a week in every job if I could! Added to that, I really do love the job I have now beyond that of any civilian job I've had and for that reason alone, I think that the image above for me is a decision I've already made.
It's not just that though! The decisions and choices we make at this time in our lives will define us and form the foundations of our future selves. At the moment I live in Yeovil in Somerset, but I've always seen myself spending my life in either Cardiff or London, so do I up and move to one of them now while I'm younger? On top of that, at some point, someone's gonna' wanna' marry this ass (There is a queue. Of which I have to say my girlfriend is first in line.) and I have to decide if "I do" or "I do.....n't."
One thing's for sure, in 20 years, I better look like this:
It urm.. It's Tom Jones, by the way. He's Welsh.
Very Welsh.
Old pictures uploaded late is just how I roll.
"Kony 2012" - The truth as I know it.
If you've been anywhere near a device with the power of a calculator or higher, you would have heard about the "Kony 2012" campaign on Youtube, Facebook, Twitter, YouPorn, etc.
I've never been a man to read something and immediately jump on board without a bit of research, but damn you would think I'm the only one! For those who havn't read, Joseph Kony isn't a nice man. He kidnaps children for his religous cause in Uganda, puts a firearm in their hands and makes them part of their army. The Hague want his ass and he's 9th on Interpols most wanted list.
But please, I urge anyone that's thinking of donating to donate to UNICEF. The Kony 2012 campaign is being run by "Invisible children" who are one of the most corrupt charities in the world at the moment. Last I read it was something stupid like 2 thirds of the money they raise goes to the directors of the charity as a wage and "expenses".
Let's not be stupid here, this is a very good cause and reason enough to donate money, but make sure it goes to the right people!
In other news, I am convinced I'm slowly becomming a Conservative! :( That was gonna' be the main topic today but this Kony shit was too important to not share.
Please spread this message or you're just giving your money to some rich guys! Donate to UNICEF!
No jokey picture today.
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