sisters & lifters

r & l holla back youngin's

[commissar-bianca-blog]

[flabbey]

[despicablewench]

[complains] [isn’t immediately comforted] what the Fuck

[brokelmao-blog]

To the anon question that

I accidentally deleted while editing it:

It’s been around 7 months since I started lifting although I’ve been lifting small things here and there before.

Things I wish I knew/someone would’ve told me when I first started are • that no matter how good the blindspot is, nor how crowded or empty the store is, if you don’t know how to deal with SA’s, you will not have a successful haul. • successful haul should be getting out of a store without a single CS or suspicion from an SA, not just managing to get out of the store. • NEVER say “I’m just browsing”. Seriously. Have some good actual questions regarding the product as if you’re going to buy it. • if you feel like a certain SA is watching you, go up to them and ask a question about a product innocently. They’ll be bummed out • faking calls and walking out of the stores is always the best method to get out of a store • if you beep, KEEP WALKING. JUST KEEP WALKING unless someone tackles you (rip) • returning to stores every week is a bad idea. They will start to recognize you. Space out 3 to 4 weeks before returning to the store. • wear comfortable shoes. Your feet will HURT • your arms will be sore the next day but you’ll get used to it

Anyone can add more!!

[lift-twins]

reblog for knowledge (and yeah, your arms hurt like a bitch the next day)

[spacedood-blog]

bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*

[jckgnn]

Can u believe there are guys that don’t eat girls out like damn you weak af

[lift-twins]

OKAY I literally just found out about this community like yesterday but I was so inspired by how great you guys are that my best friend and I did a haul today and IT WAS SO EXCITING. It's nothing close to the amazing hauls you guys do but it was pretty great for our first time. Anyway, I just wanted to share that. You guys are great.

!!!! ty bby

[lift-twins]

totally original poem guys

in the criminal justice system sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous in new york city, the dedicated detectives that investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit

these are their stories

[lift-twins]

Best time to go to sephora?

open-close

[lift-twins]

Any advice for a boy lifting? Can really take a purse with me.

no r girls

[vnznjin]

My Life Before Lifting

before = NOTHING over $30 now = lmao it’s only $70 

[lift-twins]

hi can you give any advice on stealing from ulta? I've done it before but only on really miniature items and I really want a naked palette.. thank you! :)

we have a whole post about this.

[lift-twins]

Do you know anything about Francesca's return policy?

you should ask someone that works at francesca’s

[lift-twins]

HOW DO YOU DE TAG???

you take the fucking tags off

[lift-twins]

SIDENOTE: does ANYONE still come to this community?

[lift-twins]

hey guys, it’s been a while but we’re back. i know a lot of you want to know where we’ve been, but honestly it’s been uneventful. we both got busy jobs and felt like the community was toxic and bad juju had befallen a lot of us. but we missed it! so, here we are, ready to brag and boast and most of all dispel some of the rumors and fucking ridiculous questions we get in our inbox.

- l & r 

[lift-twins]

So you've said before you're worried about being caught in the parking lot I think? Welllll I had cops come to my house because the parking lot cameras got the plate number. Just because you make it home, doesn't always mean you're in the clear I guess :(

Whoa what. Wait. What. I think maybe it was R who mentioned it, but would you mind sharing the story? (where you were/circumstance/what happened after)xx-L

[livthelifter]

Lifter problems: trying to decide between two different colors of a piece of clothing but you can’t get both bc you didn’t bring enough clothes into the dressing room