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[kingcameacallin]

and just knowing that everything will end (x, x)

[top-cheese]

"brad marchand hung out on the bench-" .. noah.. noah, brad marchand is hanging out on patrice's lap.

[neat-mackinnon-disney-crosby]

12.07.2024 | BOS v PHI | Trent Frederic thirst trap

[youbeautyyy]

sooooo picture this: I’m wine drunk. I’m in Boston. the Bs won in OT at home so the energy at the alumni game is already INSANE. they announce the team, including Patron Saint of Boston Patrice Bergeron. I’m on fire. and then they start listing the stats for the honorary assistant coach for the alumni team. slowly, I start to put it together even in my buzzed state.

anyways, long way of saying that I was SURPRISED IN PUBLIC WHILE INTOXICATED WITH BRAD MARCHAND and then with some absolutely prime BergyMarchy behavior:

fully in Bergy’s lap, no hesitation from either of them, just the most natural thing in the world. they’re incapable of not being hockey soulmates; where one is, you’ll find the other 🫶

[youbeautyyy]

wait, it got more insane:

[pensherosjourney]

i need the bruins to put this up as a poster in their locker room this season

[patrice-bergerons]

here have this

[bustedlestatdoll]

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

[mindmeld1000]

I miss you Linus Ullmark

[reuscaptivus]

I constantly think about the quote (literally no idea what it’s from) I read once about how teenage girls want to fuck their band guy idols because it’s the closest they can get to wanting to BE their band guy idols. Like damn… way to recontextualize my entire adolescence with 1 sentence

[transmascmikey]

this is the quote

[penandinkprincess]

*cups ao3 author's face in my hands gently* please. you are the only one who understands the blorbos correctly. you must write more.

[bumblebeebats]

Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

Cast your vote

A - that crunchy old man is rolling in his grave

B - it's literally demonstrating the flakes' intended purpose

C - what in the goddamn hell are you people talking about

Voting ended onOct 10, 2024

[bumblebeebats]

"Are you sure you want to post this without tags?" What, pray tell, tumblr, would I add to this post to help it reach its 'intended audience.' #cornflakes #bondage

[foxgirlmae-deactivated20250303]

crushing: you saw a trans person out in the wild and you weren't fagging it up enough for them to notice you

[fergusonn-blog-blog]

“Eberle & Hall in worst hangman game in history Ebs can’t spell “banana” and hall cant figure out 2nd word is “split” Wow”

[kindly-whisper-norbury]

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[theartofangirling]

it’s that time of year again

[mr-snailman]

63 + 37 = 100 <3

[pensfan4lfe2]

10 NHL Seasons: David Pastrnak