Swiper Go Swiping

Two best friends who love to take stuff. But it's all role-play.

[bastille]

How the FUCK do some of y’all sleep in the nude like what if ya mumma walks in and you’re all spread out with your junk hanging out? Who’s gonna help u then? The Lord our savior? I don’t think so

[trashboat]

[ven0moth]

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

[thatsasteal-deactivated20150509]

when fitting rooms are unlocked and unattended 

[sneakyminx-deactivated20150507]

Forever reblog

[lifters-anonymous]

me last year: yah that's nice but idk if I wanna pay $75 for it

me now: yah that's nice but idk if that will fit in my purse

[liftinglizards]

Here’s a video demonstrating how to to take off tags using rubber bands! Sorry for the horrid background noise, my computer decided to act bratty today! If there are any questions, or if I didn’t do a good enough job, my ask box is always open!

[lift-barbie-deactivated20150604]

when you’re nice to the SA 

but then you lift $100+ of the stores product 

[heistology]

Haul #4!  This is a Barnes & Noble haul that consists solely and entirely of vinyl.  I noticed one night when I was out lifting my Halloween costume that B&N had vinyl now so I made a plan to come back later and grab some.  This is basically my vinyl collection, all I need now is a record player to bump them with.

Adele / 21 - 17.49

Arctic Monkeys / AM - 20.89

Coldplay / Ghost Stories - 20.89

Death Cab for Cutie / Plans - 26.59

Marvin Gaye / What’s Going On - 15.99

Lana Del Rey / Born to Die - 15.99

Lana Del Rey / Ultraviolence - 19.99

Lorde / Pure Heroine - 28.49

Nine Inch Nails / Pretty Hate Machine - 11.19

Outkast / Stankonia- 16.79

Vampire Weekend / Modern Vampires of the City - 20.89

The XX / XX - 20.89

Grand Total - $231.18

❀✞

[kawaiiplunger-blog]

I DID IT GUYS!! I just graduated from f21 socks to MK purses liftingqueenlv it worked flawlessly!!

[heistology]

CONGRATULATIONS GIRL, it’s gorgeous! What method did you use?

[lossassistance]

sick! price tag?

[plasticcflower]

[chaeronea]

here’s some burning sage to cleanse ur blog of bad energies 

why is this making me feel so much better

[raphmike]

[maureenjohnsonbooks]

Me.

[a-night-in-wonderland]

One size fits all….

[amateurs-updates]

This is from Buzzfeed’s “This is what one size fits all actually looks like on all body types” article. This is the mobile link: http://www.buzzfeed.com/candacelowry/heres-what-one-size-fits-all-looks-like-on-all?s=mobile

[sunp3ach]

okay does anyone else find it kind of strange that dove makes chocolate and body soap

magnum makes condoms and popsicles lol

[littlemisspartyhardy]

Bic makes lighters and school supplies

[yer-mccartney]

Yamaha makes motorbikes and pianos

[truthboutmylies-blog]

I make you sad and sexually frustrated

[prettyoddasnineintheafternoon-d]

I write sins not tragedies

[booasaur]

[thedepthofme]

when you know you’re doing it right

[howdoiputthisgently]

WHEN MY ALARM GOES OFF IN THE MORNING

[erikitachiquitaa-deactivated201]

I cannot stress how accurate this is..

[calligraphicwaves-deactivated20]

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

[cmgnationalnews]

Police: Shoplifting flash mobs storm convenience stores

http://dlvr.it/6VkK2F

[lifters-anonymous]

Damn